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Angry The world is crumbling all around us - 06-27-2009, 08:52 PM

Being a man hailing from the United Kingdom, I only have to switch on my television set to see that the world we live in has degenerated into a state of wanton debauchery - such as to be dripping wet to the knees and socks with sin.

An example of this is wrold sport. Please hear me out - I know there are many good, God-fearing Christian men and women in America, and I look up to the Christian ideals of such a country and see them as a bastion of strength, a light in the dark.

But why does one of your most popular sports consist of allowing men in fancy dress to run about a field feeling each others arses (asses)? Some of the carry on I see in this sport, dubbed 'American football' is blatantly homosexual behaviour.

In my opinion this rampant homosexual nonsense should be abolished and these men should be forced to kick the ball with their feet - not encouraged to use their hands which has obviously led some of these confused and sinful men into temptation.
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Default Re: The world is crumbling all around us - 06-27-2009, 09:09 PM

I suggest that Football (not soccer) is the de-homerized version of your game Rugby, invented by private schoolboys as an excuse for sodomy.
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Default Re: The world is crumbling all around us - 06-27-2009, 09:15 PM

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I suggest that Football (not soccer) is the de-homerized version of your game Rugby, invented by private schoolboys as an excuse for sodomy.
Suggest what you want brother - that is your right. But what you say smells of a lie, and more besides. I do not dispute the fact that Rugby is a game for homos - you have quite rightly pointed that out. But it has been adopted and integrated by America on a much garnder scale, and it is now the hidden face of homosexuality in sport. There is northing 'de-homerized' about it, in fact it's worse and more perverse - the men are bigger and they dress up especially for it. Pure filth.
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Default Re: The world is crumbling all around us - 06-27-2009, 09:23 PM

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Suggest what you want brother
I am NOT your Brother nor do I require your agreement or permission to say anything -
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But what you say smells of a lie, and more besides.
Normally that is enough to get you banned but I am in a good mood. Jesus suggests I be merciful, so you will receive an infraction and negative rep instead. True Christians do not lie and you mayh not suggest it.
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(Football) it is now the hidden face of homosexuality in sport. There is northing 'de-homerized' about it, in fact it's worse and more perverse - the men are bigger and they dress up especially for it. Pure filth.
The very reason they wear protective clothing is to prevent any possible untoward contact!





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Default Re: The world is crumbling all around us - 06-27-2009, 09:28 PM

[QUOTE=Ezekiel Bathfire;349880]I am NOT your Brother nor do I require your agreement or permission to say anything [quote]

Fair enough.

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Normally that is enough to get you banned but I am in a good mood.
Phew, thank goodness for that.

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Jesus suggests I be merciful, so you will receive an infraction and negative rep instead.
Ok then.

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True Christians do not lie and you mayh not suggest it.
I am a true Christian, surely you're not suggesting I'm lying then?

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The very reason they wear protective clothing is to prevent any possible untoward contact!
Oh yeah? Why would they need to protect themselves from untoward contact if they weren't homos? You're defending a homosexual sport!
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Default Re: The world is crumbling all around us - 06-27-2009, 09:37 PM

We are having this discussion again?

The link below will take you to the thread where there is conclusive proof that soccer is gay.

http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=24429

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