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Default Re: Sex Drugs and Harry Potter!!! - 06-14-2016, 06:49 PM

I never said you were Christian or American so how did I assume you were. I was talking about the ones on this forum who claim all Muslims are evil.
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Default Re: Sex Drugs and Harry Potter!!! - 06-14-2016, 07:13 PM

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I never said you were Christian or American so how did I assume you were. I was talking about the ones on this forum who claim all Muslims are evil.
Jesus makes that claim, dear (Matthew 12:30). We simply share it out loud in a culture that is afraid to say anything negative about the Mohammedans.


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Default Re: Sex Drugs and Harry Potter!!! - 06-14-2016, 10:14 PM

I know this is irrelevant to the thread, but thank you, Mary Etheldrada, for fixing my post. I have not the slightest idea of how to quote
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