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Default Prayer answered: Jesus cured my skin allergy - 01-16-2014, 04:28 PM

Christian ladies are requested not to read ahead however it's time for me to share this recent miracle.





Before joining LBC and reading up on the KJV-1611, my faith in Christ was as shallow as cat turd in a litter tray. For last six months, I was persecuted by this disgusting belt-shaped rash on my abdomen and genital regions.

Could it have been some filthy, disgusting venereal disease. That would have come as a delayed shock since I did not fornicate with anyone for over a year. In fact it was during my darkest hour when Jesus appeared in my dreams asking me to permanently give up on carnal sins, and OMG, did I experience the fear of the Lord. Was it loud and clear, oh yeah.

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Psalm 2:11 Serue the Lord with feare, and reioyce with trembling
Fortunately the doctors diagnosed the skin condition and there was no STD to worry about. However, the OTC medications failed to reduce the skin inflammation and I was soon referred to a dermatologist. They advised me to give up on red meat and dairy products falsely hypothesizing that these animal products may have some role to play in spreading the allergic reaction.I wasn't convinced by this stupid diagnosis by incompetent, overpaid skin specialists. They wanted me to run some advanced tests and try newer forms of anti-histamines, anti-depressants and even an X-ray!

All those costs would have been prohibitively expensive. I wasn't too excited as I had already burned a lot of money on my prior medications. That's when I got introduced to the LBC forums and someone advised me to read up on the KJV -1611 Bible. It was approximately a month ago. After reading the Holy Book with a renewed faith, I promised myself I would stop taking these painful medications and pray to Jesus to cure my disgusting disease. I gave Gentleman's word to Jesus that I would never be a sinful fornicator again if he relieved me of this terrible rash and promised to read the Bible everyday for the rest of my life.

Kind of a mutual pact between me and Jesus. Turns out Jesus has kept his end of the deal Within three days, I found a noticeable reduction in the swelling. Of course, I would take basic precautions like not exposing the skin to too much moisture. Within 10 days, the red spots were slowly dissipating. As I kept building up more faith, the results were simply faster. Less than a week ago, all the red spots were gone, forever.

The final traces,some sweaty pores quickly disappeared. And today when I looked myself in the mirror, it was all gone. Not a spot anymore. Clean, clear and purified skin, I couldn't believe my luck.

Believe me, brothers and sisters in Christ, simply reading up the following verses from the KJV Bible that too just once a day is enough to cure any disease. All you require is sincerity in faith and you can save a lot on your medical bills. Indeed, when Jesus is looking after you, who needs overqualified, arrogant doctors!!!

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James 5:15 - And the prayer of Faith shall saue the sicke, and the Lord shall raise him vp: and if hee haue committed sinnes, they shall be forgiuen him.
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Exodus 15:26 - And said, If thou wilt diligently hearken to the voice of the Lord thy God, and wilt doe that which is right in his sight, and wilt giue eare to his Commandements, and keepe all his Statutes, I will put none of these diseases vpon thee, which I haue brought vpon the Egyptians: for I am the Lord that healeth thee.
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Exodus 23:25 - And yee shall serue the Lord your God, and he shall blesse thy bread, and thy water: and I will take sicknes away from the midst of thee.
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Matthew 9:35 - And Iesus went about all the cities and villages, teaching in their Synagogues, and preaching the Gospel of the kingdome, and healing euery sickenesse, and euery disease among the people.
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Default Re: Prayer answered: Jesus cured my skin allergy - 01-16-2014, 04:55 PM

Im glad Jesus cured your STD, but WHY OH WHY did you go to a doctor??? Doctors are evil, and rely on science. Only JESUS can heal!!! James 5:15
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Default Re: Prayer answered: Jesus cured my skin allergy - 01-16-2014, 05:11 PM

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Im glad Jesus cured your STD, but WHY OH WHY did you go to a doctor??? Doctors are evil, and rely on science. Only JESUS can heal!!! James 5:15
Guess you didn't notice but I certainly put those medical quacks in their place within my post.


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when Jesus is looking after you, who needs overqualified, arrogant doctors!!!

I wasn't convinced by this stupid diagnosis by incompetent, overpaid skin specialists.
OMG, I'm so excited. Can't wait to break this miracle news to everyone I know.
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Default Re: Prayer answered: Jesus cured my skin allergy - 01-16-2014, 05:14 PM

What a wonderful testimony, Mr. Soldier! That is just so inspiring! I am glad you've humbled yourself to share this wonderful but disgusting story to illustrate how the LORD surely gave you this rash so that in healing you, He could be Glorified!

The LORD is Sovereign in all matters of health and illness so that His glory may be revealed ( Isaiah 48:10-11)!





And as Jesus passed by, he saw a man which was blind from his birth.
And his disciples asked him, saying, Master, who did sin, this man, or his parents, that he was born blind?
Jesus answered, Neither hath this man sinned, nor his parents: but that the works of God should be made manifest in him
John 9:1-3


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Default Re: Prayer answered: Jesus cured my skin allergy - 01-16-2014, 05:20 PM

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Guess you didn't notice but I certainly put those medical quacks in their place within my post.




OMG, I'm so excited. Can't wait to break this miracle news to everyone I know.
I meant why did you go to a doctor in the first place.
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Default Re: Prayer answered: Jesus cured my skin allergy - 01-16-2014, 05:32 PM

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I meant why did you go to a doctor in the first place.
Consider it a first hand account comparing Jesus' faith-driven healing methods and my earlier struggles with overqualified doctors who couldn't diagnose this skin condition properly. Jesus blows the entire medical profession out of the water

I'm about to cancel my health insurance premium. PRAISE THE LORD.
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Default Re: Prayer answered: Jesus cured my skin allergy - 01-16-2014, 05:41 PM

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I meant why did you go to a doctor in the first place.
Perhaps you missed the portion of the post that explained, "Before joining LBC and reading up on the KJV-1611, my faith in Christ was as shallow as cat turd in a litter tray." This is sadly nothing new. So many people think, and sincerely believe, they are Christians. This is a lie promoted by Satan of course, because true faith, as our dear Christian soldier explains, begets the favor of the LORD. Shallow faith, or more accurately the faith in a false messiah, a "liberal hippy Jesus" character, encourages one to trust science. Precious little has been more damning to the human soul than the pursuit of science and medicine.


Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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Default Re: Prayer answered: Jesus cured my skin allergy - 01-16-2014, 05:53 PM

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Perhaps you missed the portion of the post that explained, "Before joining LBC and reading up on the KJV-1611, my faith in Christ was as shallow as cat turd in a litter tray." This is sadly nothing new. So many people think, and sincerely believe, they are Christians. This is a lie promoted by Satan of course, because true faith, as our dear Christian soldier explains, begets the favor of the LORD. Shallow faith, or more accurately the faith in a false messiah, a "liberal hippy Jesus" character, encourages one to trust science. Precious little has been more damning to the human soul than the pursuit of science and medicine.
Couldn't have qualified my own statements better. Thank you Sister Mary Etheldreda
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Default Re: Prayer answered: Jesus cured my skin allergy - 01-16-2014, 06:06 PM

I sincerely pray that JESUS has made you clean again and that you fall no more in the hands of thieving doctors.

You would have taken much better care of yourself by following Leviticus 13.

For it is written.

Leviticus 13:59

This is the law of the plague of leprosy in a garment of woollen or linen, either in the warp, or woof, or any thing of skins, to pronounce it clean, or to pronounce it unclean.

PRAISE THE LORD!
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