[Dennis Lukes]

41 - Psychotic Roman Emperor Caligula is assassinated by his guards. He had the great honor of having been born during the earthly sojourn of the Lord Jesus Christ, but chose to deny His divinity and thus was a wicked and cruel leader incapable of doing good (John 15:5).

1848 - Gold is discovered at Sutter's Mill near Sacramento, California, starting the Gold Rush (Proverbs 8:19, Titus 1:11). A flood of bandits, prostitutes, chinks, and beaners infests the state California, and so it remains to this day.



1908 - Lord Robert Baden-Powell founds the Boy Scouts, God's favorite conservative, brownshirted youth brigade. This was before they got soft on sodomy (Leviticus 20:13).


1965 - Winston Churchill dies. Stood firm against socialists, but also against fascists. Criticized Islam, but supported the Jews. His mother was American, but his father was British. Supported Imperialism, but also supported France. In the category that matters most, he was agnostic, not a Baptist, and is thus in Hell.



1986 - Jesus takes sweet revenge on cult leader Lunatic "L." Ron Hubbard, founder of the "Church" of Scientology and author of way too many lousy, poorly-written, thousand-page sci fi novels on which his false religion was based (Matthew 7:15). The good Lord strikes dead this intensely evil beast and casts his putrid, stinking soul into Hell for an eternity of well-deserved torture.


1989 - Godless lunatic Ted Bundy executed by electric chair for slaughtering a bunch of harlots.



1993 - Thurgood Marshall, the first spook to sit on the Supreme Court (1 Peter 2:18) and wear a dress (Deuteronomy 22:5) goes to Hell. This boy was the lawyer responsible for Brown v. Board of Education, which got white schools infested with nigra "chilluns." In honor of this man and his work, young niglets regularly cut classes, ignore homework, fail tests, deal drugs, cuss, blare the rap music, dress obscenely, and drop out to become welfare mooches and/or prison inmates.