[Pastor Ezekiel]

DON'T PAY ATTENTION TO THE FAKE NEWS!!! The Swiss Nobel commie-tee allegedly gave the Peace Award to a Nubian called A boy Ahmed Ali. Fat chance! This is fake news. Slander. Just say no to it. The Real™ winner of the peace prize was the Donald. How do I know? Well, I know pretty much everything Jesus lets me to know and that's a LOT.

Why would a Boy Ahmed Ali get the Prize? "Bringing peace to Eritrea"? What's that? A shithole country? Well, Donald brought Peace to the Godly U. S of AMERICA, when he built the wall across MY continent to stop the Messican hoards and made the Messican PAY for it! That's Economy Prize for y'all! What's an eritrea? Does anyone care? If you do you're not one of mine.

Anyways, it's all fake news. The issue was decided months ago when I, Pastor Ezekiel Flint, withdrew my own Nomination not to split the vote between ME and Donald. And the vote was not split. It's just fake news. He won and we have pictures!



What do the Swiss have? Any actual proof of the Boy Ali Ahmed getting the prize! ---Drumrolls drumrolls--- They have a DRAWING!



OK... I'm convinced...NOT! And a bad drawing. Don't buy this. The Winner of the 2019 Nobel Peace Prize is DONALD TRUMP and it's gonna be my turn next year. If any one of you distributes the fake news of another winner, you'll be cleaning my septic tank for the next decade with extra meagatithes! But it's OK to have some demoncratic idiots proclaiming Donald's loss because that's how Jesus will reward me with even more riches in Heaven. It's OK if some man talk ill of me and the Don.

Luke 6:26
Woe unto you, when all men shall speak well of you! for so did their fathers to the false prophets.

PS: Many of you have asked me to give the Donald the order to nuke Sweden and Ethiopia or Eritreal or Eritfake or whatever and who cares. It IS a nice idea but we have to be prepared to detonate the hydrogen arsenals on the U.S. of AMERICA's border if and when the Trudeau guy or the Messicans attack. We'll let our friend Erdogan take care of the Nubians and Vlad my mate can do the Swiss in. It's all money in the bank, you know.

I'll be off duty this weekend to discuss this at the 19th hole with Donnie. Keep 'em tithes flowing. You can play the recording of my sermon (the 185-minute clip) from Oct 16 2011 to keep up the spirits.

[Johny Joe Hold]

Here where America is great again we know President Trump won the prize. You noted so correctly how much the wall has already contributed to peace in our country.

I've been thinking about how much peace his higher tariffs have brought us. China has been stealing our money for years. If we don't stop it we will have to go over there and get it back. That is war. He has stopped the stealing.

[The Rev. Dwight Williams]

Better our Great President Trump gets the Nobel Peace Prize instead of that mouthy little Swedish white girl who done come to the UN and say all sorts of nonsense about them “global warmings.”

Her momma better wash her mouth out with soap and her daddy better beat her with a belt for being so insolentious to adults, even if them adults is limp-wristed UN types.

What got into them Swedish folks? They used to be Vikings, now they make furniture and have meltdowns over imaginarious stories of catastrophilian tragedies befalling the Earth cause we use air conditioners.

[Johny Joe Hold]

The record of the Trump/Pence administration's relentless pursuit of peace is undeniable. We know the President seeks to end the kind of corruption that often starts wars. An example was withholding aid payments to Ukraine until it came up with evidence of the Binden corruption scheme.

Now we learn VP Pence has been doing the same kind of peace-making work in Iraq. When staff tried to make technical judgments about which groups in Iraq were best aliened with the broad peace goals of the U.S., Pence fired the woman directing the program. The new person put Christian groups higher on the priority ranking the way the VP preferred.

What better record could there be for the Nobel Peace Prize of 2019?

https://www.propublica.org/article/h...ristian-groups

[Brother Gonzalez]

At last, the muslim nation of Sweden is recognizing in 2020 Trump for the inmense achievements of bringing peace between Israel and the UAE.

https://www.dw.com/en/donald-trump-g...ion/a-54864344


Of course, common folkmen like myself did not know about a war between Israel and the UAE; but this war for sure was gigantic like Donald's hands. And bringing peace to that area of the world is the best achievement from a US president in the Middle East since God delivered the Canaanites and the Perizzites into the hands of Judah and the Israelites slew of them in Bezek ten thousand men. (Joshua 13:1-7)


Let's all praise Donald The Peacemaker!

[Alvin Moss]

God has made it clear to everyone in the Middle East that they are to stop acting like, well like rioting Arabs and get ready for the real job, which is to kill Iranians for Jesus. President Donald Trump was only the Lord's instrument. The glory is God's.

Now we can get on with the long delayed bombardment of Iran and the final destruction of their insidious plan for world domination.

[Brother Gonzalez]

Wait wait wait. They gave this to a food stamp program instead of Donald?Peace is not guaranteed by giving some canaanites food for free. That is only a way to socialism.
There was nobody better than Trump to achieve this award, but the comunist muslim sweden preferred to give it not to a person, but to a program?
Next year, the award is going to go to the pen used to sign the peace between Israel and the UAE. Or the room where it was signed. All but give it to Donald.

https://www.nobelprize.org/prizes/pe...press-release/

The need for international solidarity and multilateral cooperation is more conspicuous than ever. The Norwegian Nobel Committee has decided to award the Nobel Peace Prize for 2020 to the World Food Programme (WFP) for its efforts to combat hunger, for its contribution to bettering conditions for peace in conflict-affected areas and for acting as a driving force in efforts to prevent the use of hunger as a weapon of war and conflict.

[handmaiden]

". . .efforts to prevent the use of hunger as a weapon of war and conflict."

Honestly, when you are fighting a war, isn't the whole point to win it? What does this committee expect people to do? Distribute food to enemy soldiers?

[Joanna Lytton-Vasey]

... efforts to prevent the use of hunger as a weapon of war and conflict

Well, if the Nobel committee has a better plan for bringing about True Christian™ peace by starving out atheist violence, I'd like to hear it!

[Dennis Lukes]

Originally Posted by Joanna Lytton-Vasey

Well, if the Nobel committee has a better plan for bringing about True Christian™ peace by starving out atheist violence, I'd like to hear it!

On the contrary, they encourage atheist violence. The following Nobeal laureates are confirmed to be godless, though there may be others:

• Henry Dunant (1901) - agnostic
• Fridtjof Nansen (1922) - atheist
• Aristide Briand (1926) - atheist
• Linus Pauling (1962) - atheist
• Andrei Sakharov (1975) - atheist
• Mother Teresa (1979) - agnostic
• Elie Wiesel (1986) - agnostic
• Mikhail Gorbachev (1990) - atheist
• Joseph Rotblat (1995) - agnostic

Disgusting. And that's not even getting into the physics, chemistry, and all that other God-mocking crap. Besides the atheists who spit in Baby Jesus's face, there are also a distressingly high number of Jews, Quakers, Buddhists, and socialists on the list. What else could you possibly expect from Bolshevik countries like Sweden and Norway?

[WWJDnow]

Nobel Peace Prizes are joke. They even gave one to Barack Obama for being black.

The President should award himself the Medal of Freedom for his enlightened response to the COVID pandemic.