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A Biden Presidency Would Lead To Perverse Sex With Cows -
10-28-2020, 05:55 PM
Sister handmaiden is a properly modest Christian woman, so she would never post something like this, but she did show it to me to express her concern. I think it's important enough to Salvation that we need to address the issue:
Pastor Amedia is the most clear-thinking Christian pastor in America today, after the clergy here at Landover Baptist Church. We need to listen to this man's words and vote accordingly!
Thankfully, now that we have a conservative Supreme Court, all forms of sodomy are going to be made illegal. Homosexuality, oral sex, a**l sex, masturbation, interracial sex, men who love women who used to be men who love men who used to be women, perverse sex with cows and chickens and dogs and porcupines, all of this will be a thing of the past as we return to our Biblical moral roots. GLORY! We can't allow Sleepy Joe Biden to undo that.
BTW, the video comes from Right Wing Watch, which is the single best source of informed commentary on the Internet. RWW!
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Re: A Biden Presidency Would Lead To Perverse Sex With Cows -
10-28-2020, 06:10 PM
Well now Brother Dnow, I think the pastor is using the internets as God intended them to spread a kooky viral message. He acknowledges as much when he refers to the Huffington Post picking up his video to mock him. The joke's on them - that's exactly what his plan was. I doubt he really believes people, even Democrats, will be queuing up to have sex with porcupines if Biden wins.
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Re: A Biden Presidency Would Lead To Perverse Sex With Cows -
10-28-2020, 09:40 PM
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The joke's on them - that's exactly what his plan was. I doubt he really believes people, even Democrats, will be queuing up to have sex with porcupines if Biden wins.
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Yes, he is a canny communicator.
I wouldn't be so sure about the porcupines, though. You can't put anything past the Democrats--this is the party that runs pedophile rings out of pizza parlors, remember. To check, I tried Googling "sex with porcupines." I really, really wish I hadn't done that.
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10-28-2020, 10:35 PM
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Yes, he is a canny communicator.
I wouldn't be so sure about the porcupines, though. You can't put anything past the Democrats--this is the party that runs pedophile rings out of pizza parlors, remember. To check, I tried Googling "sex with porcupines." I really, really wish I hadn't done that.
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As usual, Florida is ahead of the game with a law forbidding that specific act. This is why we need the laboratories of democracy, States rights.
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10-29-2020, 12:38 AM
Although I can understand why Nancy Pelosi's husband would rather have sex with an actual cow, I am glad Donald Trump will crush Joe Biden less than a week from now.
Freedom means voting for Donald Trump!
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10-29-2020, 03:34 AM
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Although I can understand why Nancy Pelosi's husband would rather have sex with an actual cow, I am glad Donald Trump will crush Joe Biden less than a week from now.
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I'd rather be a cow than have sex with Nervous Nancy.
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10-29-2020, 06:24 AM
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I'd rather be a cow than have sex with Nervous Nancy.
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Not just High-Crime Nancy. Take a look at Crooked Hillary, Phony Kamala, Fauxcahantas, Evil Eye Omar or practically any other female Democritter. Every one of them is as repulsive on the outside as they are on the inside.
That the Dems are constantly involved in sex scandals should come as no more of a surprise than the way they fawn over Islam. If your woman was as ugly as the average Demofemme you would advocate for full body coverings for women as well.
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10-29-2020, 07:31 AM
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Every one of them is as repulsive on the outside as they are on the inside.
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They aren't all butt ugly. AOC would make an acceptable wife if she lightened her skin up a bit and was properly paddled until she learned to obey. It's just like horses--you've gotta break 'em before you can ride 'em.
But, lest we get too far afield, for anyone who doubts Pastor Amedia's bona fides when it comes to animals, he is the only person known to have resurrected an ant:
You have to take seriously the prophecy of anyone whom the Lord favors with that kind of power.
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Re: A Biden Presidency Would Lead To Perverse Sex With Cows -
10-29-2020, 10:23 AM
Marrying cows seems to be a feature in senior Demoncrats of Irish descent. Just look at Clinton (whose mother was a Cassidy) and JFK. I guess Hunter Biden is going to carry on the tradition?
I don't know what it is about the Irish and cows. Maybe, unlike the Welsh, they are sheep-averse?
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Re: A Biden Presidency Would Lead To Perverse Sex With Cows -
10-29-2020, 10:50 AM
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Marrying cows seems to be a feature in senior Demoncrats of Irish descent. Just look at Clinton (whose mother was a Cassidy) and JFK. I guess Hunter Biden is going to carry on the tradition?
I don't know what it is about the Irish and cows. Maybe, unlike the Welsh, they are sheep-averse?
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That's why dexter cattle were bred. And a perfect size for "mini Mike" Bloomberg. The Welsh are used to running up and down mountains, so a sheep is no challenge. Whereas the lazy Irish will just plant one of these dexters in a bog and let all and sundry have their way. The town simpleton gets to marry her and look after her until the next pagan fertility festival.
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Re: A Biden Presidency Would Lead To Perverse Sex With Cows -
10-29-2020, 11:13 AM
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Marrying cows seems to be a feature in senior Demoncrats of Irish descent. Just look at Clinton (whose mother was a Cassidy) and JFK. I guess Hunter Biden is going to carry on the tradition?
I don't know what it is about the Irish and cows. Maybe, unlike the Welsh, they are sheep-averse?
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I Prayed upon this and the answer, obviously, is sodomy. I apologize but some of the descriptions below are somewhat graphic and you should probably stop reading right here and leave the intricate details to men, who have a better capacity to understand this.
Why would a sinner man have perverse sex with cows when he could satisfy his unnatural needs with sheep, other men or even harlotry women? The answer must be in the relative size of the man's appendage in comparison to his partner's orifice, his partner's in perversion, that is. Who would require something as voluminous as a cow's cooter for his satisfaction, as for the normal Caucasian heterosexual Godly man a regular cooter is tight enough. The answer: the unnaturally large penile girth and length of homosexual anal sodomites.
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Penile dimensions were assessed using five measures of penile length and circumference from Kinsey's original protocol. On all five measures, homosexual men reported larger penises than did heterosexual men.
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Thus, sodomite anal homosexuals need the cows to accommodate their enormous erectile establishments. This is nothing new. Based on the King James Bible, all Egyptians used to be sodomites of this variant.
Ezekiel 23:20
For she doted upon their paramours, whose flesh is as the flesh of asses, and whose issue is like the issue of horses.
Once again I am astonished how often, practically always, sodomy emerges as the answer to my Prayers. It must be the sorry state of the World that causes this.
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Re: A Biden Presidency Would Lead To Perverse Sex With Cows -
10-29-2020, 12:10 PM
I bet Biden is not even faithful to one cow. No doubt he philanders with any cow he sees. Though that might because of dementia and that all cows look the same.
Anyone here aver had one of Pastor Ezekiel's from his herd? Heaven sent Porterhouse!
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Re: A Biden Presidency Would Lead To Perverse Sex With Cows -
10-29-2020, 03:41 PM
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They aren't all butt ugly. AOC would make an acceptable wife if she lightened her skin up a bit and was properly paddled until she learned to obey. It's just like horses--you've gotta break 'em before you can ride 'em.
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AOC reminds me of a horse, what with her braying and her enormous horse teeth. It would probably take more than a paddling to get her in line. Maybe bit, bridle, leather harness, & boots that ended in faux horse hooves. A few weeks working a field as a plow horse under the direction of a riding crop or cattle prod might break her nicely. Then you could attach a cart to her and use her as a draft horse to ride around your place in behind your 12 foot privacy fence hedged with densely packed trees that discourages onlookers.
Only speculation, of course.
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Re: A Biden Presidency Would Lead To Perverse Sex With Cows -
10-29-2020, 11:41 PM
The topic is worth considering and I'm alarmed to read about Irishes - they've even bred a special type of cow with very short legs!
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Re: A Biden Presidency Would Lead To Perverse Sex With Cows -
11-04-2020, 10:14 PM
I just know that the perverts have already started warming up their cattle prods in anticipation of a Biden victory. They're going to be in for an awful shock (and no, I don't mean the cows!).
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Re: A Biden Presidency Would Lead To Perverse Sex With Cows -
11-09-2020, 02:51 PM
With the Democrats is charge, I'm thinking we should give to people warning about their pets and even their cows. The first thing we can do is to educate then about the Democrat Party:
Democrats, we must explain to people, have no rules whatsoever about what is appropriate with sex. Homerism is not a sin. Therefore there are no sexual sins.
This leads to terrible sexual practices. Homerism is just one. Sex with animals, approved. Keep you pets in cages, lock the barn door.
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Re: A Biden Presidency Would Lead To Perverse Sex With Cows -
11-12-2020, 05:16 PM
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Sister handmaiden is a properly modest Christian woman, so she would never post something like this, but she did show it to me to express her concern. I think it's important enough to Salvation that we need to address the issue:
Pastor Amedia is the most clear-thinking Christian pastor in America today, after the clergy here at Landover Baptist Church. We need to listen to this man's words and vote accordingly!
Thankfully, now that we have a conservative Supreme Court, all forms of sodomy are going to be made illegal. Homosexuality, oral sex, a**l sex, masturbation, interracial sex, men who love women who used to be men who love men who used to be women, perverse sex with cows and chickens and dogs and porcupines, all of this will be a thing of the past as we return to our Biblical moral roots. GLORY! We can't allow Sleepy Joe Biden to undo that.
BTW, the video comes from Right Wing Watch, which is the single best source of informed commentary on the Internet. RWW!
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To be honest, it sounds like some kind of nonsense. I understand there is a political confrontation, there are those who do not like Biden, but pulling out some fragments of a phrase from his speech, adding your context to them ... This is very strange and wrong!
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Re: A Biden Presidency Would Lead To Perverse Sex With Cows -
11-12-2020, 09:57 PM
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To be honest, it sounds like some kind of nonsense. I understand there is a political confrontation, there are those who do not like Biden, but pulling out some fragments of a phrase from his speech, adding your context to them ... This is very strange and wrong!
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Of course it is nonsense, any half intelligent person would know that. Sex with animals not only is wrong, it is pointless as it never results in a Man-Cow.
Leviticus 18:23
Neither shalt thou lie with any beast to defile thyself therewith: neither shall any woman stand before a beast to lie down thereto: it is confusion.
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
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Re: A Biden Presidency Would Lead To Perverse Sex With Cows -
11-13-2020, 05:30 PM
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Leviticus 18:23
Neither shalt thou lie with any beast to defile thyself therewith: neither shall any woman stand before a beast to lie down thereto: it is confusion.
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Not to mention it is disgusting.
For the next four years, we're going to see bestialist rights promoted by the Democrat party as their number one issue. Mark my words, they'll promote cow sex as safer because it doesn't lead to pregnancy or spread COVID or AIDS.
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Re: A Biden Presidency Would Lead To Perverse Sex With Cows -
11-14-2020, 01:22 AM
What about spongiform encephalopathy? And given its effect on artists, what sort of public art can we expect?
There's a saying, "The lunatics have taken over the asylum."
Are we about to see just what that looks like?
I'm starting to feel sick.
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