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Default Some Advice for when in Texas - 11-09-2018, 02:23 PM

I hear that 19 Black female judges were elected in Texas – I have no idea why God allowed this or what Texas has done to deserve them, nor what horrors will occur as a result but God, speaking through The People, has done it and I accept it.

The judges were announced in alphabetical order as being
Shannon Baldwin, Lucia Bates, Ronnisha Bowman, Sharon Burney, Dedra Davis, Linda Dunson, Toria Finch, Ramona Franklin, Angela Graves-Harrington, Lori Chambers Gray, Cassandra Holleman, Erica Hughes, Maria Jackson, Tonya Jones, Michelle Moore, Latosha Lewis Payne, Sandra Peake, Germaine Tanner, LaShawn Williams.

Here is the picture.



Now, it occurred to me also that it might transpire that one of us is arrested for a minor technical offense in Texas* he could be subject to nigra justice and Texas tends to be severe in its punishments. Thus it would help to know which one of these judges is most influenced by the Black lifestyle:

To help you God has arranged people into tribal names

Very Black
Ronnisha Bowman,
LaShawn Williams,
Latosha Lewis Payne,
Toria Finch,
Ramona Franklin,
Dedra Davis,
Tonya Jones,

Averagely Black
Lucia Bates,
Shannon Baldwin,
Germaine Tanner,
Cassandra Holleman,
Lori Chambers Gray,
Linda Dunson,

Not very Black
Angela Graves-Harrington,
Erica Hughes,
Sandra Peake,
Maria Jackson,
Michelle Moore,
Sharon Burney,

* e.g. if you pluck out your right eye because it offends thee (Mat:5:29), (And the Lord knows there are enough offending abominations in Texas) then are offered $40 for it by a passing medic and you accept, there is an offense:

§ 48.02. Prohibition of the Purchase and Sale of Human Organs
(a) "Human organ" means the human kidney, liver, heart, lung, pancreas, eye, bone, skin, fetal tissue, or any other human organ or tissue, but does not include hair or blood, blood components (including plasma), blood derivatives, or blood reagents.





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Default Re: Some Advice for when in Texas - 11-10-2018, 12:59 AM

Wow, Pastor, I had not heard this. If makes me reluctant to go to Texas.

If something happened and I ended up before one of these Negro judges I'm sure I would hear, "Welcome to our court, white boy. I see there are charges against you. Do you realize a lot of us Negroes have been killed by your people?"

A lifetime in jail is not worth the risk.


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Default Re: Some Advice for when in Texas - 11-10-2018, 10:14 AM

Quote:
Originally Posted by Ezekiel Bathfire
...any other human..tissue, but does not include..blood, blood components (including plasma), blood derivatives, or blood reagents.
So that's a sort of reverse Shylock?
ACT IV scene 1
Quote:
PORTIA...A pound of that same merchant's flesh is thine:
.........The court awards it, and the law doth give it.

SHYLOCK..Most rightful judge!

PORTIA...And you must cut this flesh from off his breast:
.........The law allows it, and the court awards it.

SHYLOCK..Most learned judge! A sentence! Come, prepare!

PORTIA...Tarry a little; there is something else.
.........This bond doth give thee here no jot of blood;
.........The words expressly are 'a pound of flesh:'
.........Take then thy bond, take thou thy pound of flesh;
.........But, in the cutting it, if thou dost shed
.........One drop of Christian blood, thy lands and goods
.........Are, by the laws of Venice, confiscate
.........Unto the state of Venice.

GRATIANO.O upright judge! Mark, Jew: O learned judge!

SHYLOCK..Is that the law?

PORTIA...Thyself shalt see the act:
.........For, as thou urgest justice, be assured
.........Thou shalt have justice, more than thou desirest.
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Default Re: Some Advice for when in Texas - 11-11-2018, 07:07 AM

I literally can't fathom what's going on down there is Texas these days - what with that commie pinko "Beto" running for Senate, and illegal Mexicans voting for some nigra judges.

Looking at that picture made me think of the problem with the jiggaboos and wannabes.



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