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Sinner Ten Ways To Know The DEVIL is ATTACKING You - 12-14-2019, 07:31 PM

When you go to bed every night and wake up every morning without thanking God, the Devil is after you.

When you go a whole day (or a week or months!) without reading your Holy Bible, dear the Devil is interested in doing business with you.

When you make or answer calls, texts, chats, or messages, or take selfies inside church during the service instead of praising God, the Devil is after your soul!

When you don't ever make time to quietly study the Word of God, the Devil is cheering for you!

When you are reading and studying your Holy Bible, when you are in prayer with God and the phone rings or you get a text alert and you abandon the Word of God to attend to your phone,the Devil is organizing a Party for you.

When your phone is right there during Bible Study or Prayer Time so you can check on your social media post, reply to texts and chats, my dear the Devil is beating the drums and dancing and you don't even know it!

When the first thing you do in the morning is Twitter and the last thing you do before going to sleep is Instagram, the Devil is setting up camp right next to you.

When you believe that Grace is license to Sin because Jesus paid the price already, dear, the Devil wants to follow you to your church!

When you start seeing everything wrong with the church, the pastors, the Christians, oh my dear the Devil has finally captured you!

When you read this list and you don't share it with others to help liberate others and help snatch them out of the Devil's Clutches, you are simply telling the Devil, "Keep it up! You have my permission!"


Friends, let's grow in the Spiritual Grace of God! The year is coming to an end and as a new one begins, let us make GROWTH IN GOD our motto!


Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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Default Re: Ten Ways To Know The DEVIL is ATTACKING You - 12-14-2019, 07:50 PM

Oh, Sister, as soon as I reached the end of your list and read this:
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When you read this list and you don't share it with others to help liberate others and help snatch them out of the Devil's Clutches, you are simply telling the Devil, "Keep it up! You have my permission!"
I was inspired to call my children in and set them the task of memorizing every item, in the correct order. They will be tested later and asked to provide scriptural support for each one before they get any supper.

Thank you so very, very much for taking the time to share this valuable teaching aid, which I shall be sure to post to my Homeschooling Forum. Galatians 6:2 - Bear ye one another's burdens, and so fulfil the law of Christ.


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Default Re: Ten Ways To Know The DEVIL is ATTACKING You - 12-14-2019, 09:56 PM

Sister Mary--So much of what we read is complicated. Here you have spelled out in simple examples how each of us can avoid the clutches of the EVIL ONE.


Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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Default Re: Ten Ways To Know The DEVIL is ATTACKING You - 07-15-2021, 06:09 AM

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When you go to bed every night and wake up every morning without thanking God, the Devil is after you.

When you go a whole day (or a week or months!) without reading your Holy Bible, dear the Devil is interested in doing business with you.

When you make or answer calls, texts, chats, or messages, or take selfies inside church during the service instead of praising God, the Devil is after your soul!

When you don't ever make time to quietly study the Word of God, the Devil is cheering for you!

When you are reading and studying your Holy Bible, when you are in prayer with God and the phone rings or you get a text alert and you abandon the Word of God to attend to your phone,the Devil is organizing a Party for you.

When your phone is right there during Bible Study or Prayer Time so you can check on your social media post, reply to texts and chats, my dear the Devil is beating the drums and dancing and you don't even know it!

When the first thing you do in the morning is Twitter and the last thing you do before going to sleep is Instagram, the Devil is setting up camp right next to you.

When you believe that Grace is license to Sin because Jesus paid the price already, dear, the Devil wants to follow you to your church!

When you start seeing everything wrong with the church, the pastors, the Christians, oh my dear the Devil has finally captured you!

When you read this list and you don't share it with others to help liberate others and help snatch them out of the Devil's Clutches, you are simply telling the Devil, "Keep it up! You have my permission!"


Friends, let's grow in the Spiritual Grace of God! The year is coming to an end and as a new one begins, let us make GROWTH IN GOD our motto!
Ayo yall talking about me?


-The Devil


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Default Re: Ten Ways To Know The DEVIL is ATTACKING You - 07-15-2021, 06:34 AM

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Ayo yall talking about me?
-The Devil
Just shows how little you know about the Bible, and what it says about Satan's role.


The Bible says that Satan is God's puppet. For Jesus to be the good guy, there has to be a bad guy (duh). So Satan shows up right on cue and performs the part laid out for him. And he will NOT "rule in Hell", but suffer for eternity right alongside all of those he duped into not doing what God tells them to (i.e. following the 617 or so arbitrary commandments, requirements, edicts, taboos, and other various rules randomly hidden in the nearly-indecipherable arcane King James Bible, exactly and to the letter, without fault, until death).


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Default Re: Ten Ways To Know The DEVIL is ATTACKING You - 07-15-2021, 03:16 PM

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When you start seeing everything wrong with the church, the pastors, the Christians, oh my dear the Devil has finally captured you!
Ayo yall talking about me?
He may have captured you but Jesus can set you free.

Let's have a look at some dates.

DEC....2019....Mary Etheldreda's post
DEC....2019....Joanna Lytton-Vasey's reply
DEC....2019....Mayor's endorsement
JUL.....2021....You register with the forum
JUL.....2021....You wonder if OP was referring to you.

Here's another one.

JUN....1944....Gen. Eisenhower: “Your enemy is well-trained, well-equipped and battle-hardened.
JAN....2020....Greta Thunberg makes speeches in Switzerland.
MAR...2020....Surrender of European Commission announced by Thunberg.

Was Eisenhower referring to Greta?

SELECT FROM THE FOLLOWING OPTIONS
1. Yes.
2. Don't be ridiculous, in 1944 he didn't know she existed!
3. Minds, however, are conquered not by arms, but by love and nobility.
4. The history of all hitherto existing society is the history of class struggles.
5. It has turned out fortunate for me to-day…
6. No opinion.
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