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Default A Modest and Godly Suggestion on Immigration - 11-29-2022, 04:47 PM

While all these drug gangs and rapists(© D Trump) are pouring across the Mexican border, and
(i) the demoncrat traitor sleepy Joe is still telling them they are welcome, and
(ii) demoncrat mayors are hindering the removal by ICE of these lowlifes from God’s blind spot, and
(iii) the only sensible solution – a wall – has been abandoned simply because D Trump thought of it,


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I felt the time had come had come to consult God. I opened the Bible at random and stabbed down my finger –

Judges:12:4: Then Jephthah gathered together all the men of Gilead, and fought with Ephraim: and the men of Gilead smote Ephraim, because they said, Ye Gileadites are fugitives of Ephraim among the Ephraimites, and among the Manassites.
J'g:12:5: And the Gileadites took the passages of Jordan before the Ephraimites: and it was so, that when those Ephraimites which were escaped said, “Let me go over”; that the men of Gilead said unto him, “Art thou an Ephraimite?” If he said, “Nay”;


J'g:12:6: Then said they unto him, “Say now Shibboleth”: and he said Sibboleth: for he could not frame to pronounce it right. Then they took him, and slew him at the passages of Jordan: and there fell at that time of the Ephraimites forty and two thousand.



God Has Spoken The Law:

Anyone who tries to enter the USA from Mexico needs to be told to say these words:

School not Eschool
Ship not Sheep
Joke not Yolk
Teeth not Teet
Focus not Fuhcus
Eyes not Azz
Ask not Aks not Ax
Accuse me not Excuse me
Fifth not Fiss
Not not Nought
Breakfast not Brefas
Boat not Bought
Pull not Pool
Feet not Fit


Failure will result in being slain (I don’t think it necessary to take anyone to the “passages of Jordan” – on a high point near the border will do.)





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Default Re: A Modest and Godly Suggestion on Immigration - 11-29-2022, 06:57 PM

Pastor, these are sensible precautions to keep out the swarm of pests at the gate. The verbal challenges are based on objective criteria, like literacy tests for voters, that cannot be struck down by the courts especially not the present Supreme Court.

I just don't know what it does about the ones who by hooknose or crook are already in the country. The Jew York Times has a bleeding heart piece today on the rise of antisemitism in the US. Well we wouldn't be "anti" if they wouldn't have, ya know, killed Jesus and become puppetmasters of the liberal elite, broadcasting Hollywood propaganda across the country.

There are a number of unresolved issues they still need to atone for, which I outline below. I don't personally like the word "reparations" but since we are talking about serious matters there is going to have to be serious redress.

The seven woes of the Pharisees
  1. They taught about God, but did not love God – they did not enter the kingdom of Heaven themselves, nor did they let others enter.
  2. They preached God, but converted people to dead religion.
  3. They taught that an oath sworn by the temple or altar was not binding, but that if sworn by the gold ornamentation of the temple, or by a sacrificial gift on the altar, it was binding.
  4. They taught the law, but did not practice some of the most important parts of the law – justice, mercy, faithfulness to God. They obeyed the minutiae of the law such as tithing spices, but not the weightier matters of the law.
  5. They presented an appearance of being 'clean' (self-restrained, not involved in carnal matters), but they were dirty inside: they seethed with hidden worldly desires, carnality. They were full of greed and self-indulgence.
  6. They exhibited themselves as righteous on account of being scrupulous keepers of the law but were, in fact, not righteous: their mask of righteousness hid a secret inner world of ungodly thoughts and feelings. They were full of wickedness. They were like whitewashed tombs, beautiful on the outside, but full of dead men's bones.
  7. They professed a high regard for the dead prophets of old and claimed that they would never have persecuted and murdered prophets when, in fact, they were cut from the same cloth as the persecutors and murderers: they too had murderous blood in their veins.
The four woes of Jesus

Now, let's talk about what the Jews Pharisees can do to make this all go away (Luke 6:24-35).
But woe unto you that are rich! for ye have received your consolation.
Woe unto you that are full! for ye shall hunger.
Woe unto you that laugh now! for ye shall mourn and weep.
Woe unto you, when all men shall speak well of you! for so did their fathers to the false prophets.
Woe unto you (and Ye apparently) is what it's going to take according to Jesus. The Hebes Kikes Shylocks Pharisees whoever they may be can make amends by becoming poor, hungry, sorrowful and low status. Exactly what Joe Biden wants for you - don't let him. Take righteous justice instead. Any so-called sanctuary cities that won't cooperate, He offers woes also (Matthew 11:20–24).


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