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Default Re: "Pornaments" Spit on Christmas - 12-12-2006, 03:48 AM

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This is yet one more disgusting and VILE HEATHEN ploy to take SACRED Christmas and turn it into some HEATHEN PERVERT ABOMINATION! I hope whoever created these porn things rots in HELL!!
He sure will Brother Love, He sure will....

Ye shall make you no idols nor graven image Lev 26:1

PRAISE THE LORD AND BURN THE IDOLATRER!
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Default Re: "Pornaments" Spit on Christmas - 12-20-2015, 08:43 PM

Will this war on Christmas never stop??


Who Will Jesus Damn?

Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: "Pornaments" Spit on Christmas - 12-23-2015, 02:48 AM

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The jews have gone too far in my opinion. Peddling porn to hang on Christmas trees is beyond disgusting. THIS burns me up!



DO NOT click on that link!!! You have been warned!!!
You are just jealous of those people, you wish to hang ***foreign Mexican words referencing tallywhackers removed by moderator*** in your X-mass tree marico.


Thou shalt not make unto thee any graven image, or any likeness of anything that is in heaven above, or that is in the earth beneath. Exodus 20:4, Deuteronomy 5:8
 

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