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Spreading the Good News on Twitter -
10-27-2018, 02:57 PM
I'm thinking of evangelizing on twitter, but I just don't know much about it. Like, how do I get followers without being banned for spamming?
In particular I don't know what will get me banned for "hate". I'm going to post some tweets here, and ask experienced twitter users to comment.
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So what if Elizabeth Warren is only 1/1000 native? It got her into Harvard, which gave her 1/1000 of an education.
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It's impossible for black people to be racist. I know a black guy, he doesn't have one racist bone in his nose.
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When the only tool you have is a gas chamber, every problem looks like a Jew.
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Japan is so backwards they ain't invented plates yet. They're still eating off of people there.
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I have lots more, but I wanted to start with the snappiest and most likely to be banned content. Anyway I assume I'll bring in followers with jokes and later get more in-depth.
I just had a dream of a twitter account that simply posts the major news stories of the day, and the relevant scripture quotations. I assume it would be banned, but " Twitter bans Bible" might end up being a good news story by itself...
Edit: one more:
I masturbated and then regretted it. Does that make me both a survivor and a rapist?
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Re: Spreading the Good News on Twitter -
10-27-2018, 06:17 PM
Brother Stewart--Great idea. I don't see how Twitter can ban you for spreading the Good News. Those post headlines are simply common sense for people who want a good life after they die.
In my view, there is nothing that helps other people as much pointing out their sin.
Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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Re: Spreading the Good News on Twitter -
10-27-2018, 06:47 PM
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In my view, there is nothing that helps other people as much pointing out their sin.
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Oh, that's so very true, Mayor Joe Hold!
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Re: Spreading the Good News on Twitter -
10-28-2018, 03:05 PM
I'm here. Please everyone tell me your handles so I can follow you.
https://twitter.com/Christi03064046
I'm still not sure I really "get" twitter. I mean, is it a mix of sarcastic jokers and serious people, or a mix of sarcastic people and people sarcastically mocking sarcasm by being serious?
EDIT: I've gotten comments! But I don't dare read them, for I hear that Twitter-outrage has serious symptoms up to and including being elected president. Could someone read my twitter comments and tell me if they are positive?
EDIT: Still not banned! I'm infiltrating under the guise of a moderate-to-liberal joke-dude, and it seems to have worked. Thought I notice that STILL nobody has told me what the comments are. I'm guessing at least one of the comments was " You are hereby blocked and reported, you f***ing asshamster". Is that right? Is that what they said?
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Re: Spreading the Good News on Twitter -
10-29-2018, 04:19 AM
There are a lot of inspiring twitter accounts that you can check like Love Like Jesus Christ and Inspire_Us.
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Re: Spreading the Good News on Twitter -
10-29-2018, 01:14 PM
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There are a lot of inspiring twitter accounts that you can check like Love Like Jesus Christ and Inspire_Us.
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If those were truly inspirational, they would have inspired you to get out of Canada by now.
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Re: Spreading the Good News on Twitter -
10-29-2018, 01:49 PM
Not sure if I should I tweet this one now, or wait until the Dems lose the midterms:
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Re: Spreading the Good News on Twitter -
11-08-2018, 03:18 AM
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If you're the one making the world go backwards, from your viewpoint it looks like you're making progress.
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This one doesn't seem very controversial right now, but then again, pretty much nothing in the world seems controversial right now.
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