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What kind of disgusting act is going on here??


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What kind of disgusting act is going on here??
Santa appears to be introducing that innocent child to his "candy cane", while the depraved Santaist mother HELPS!!


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What kind of disgusting act is going on here??
SEEEEEEE!!! Santa is a pervert Pederfile!!


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Default Re: WARNING: Santa is a CHILD MOLESTER!!!! - 12-16-2008, 09:25 PM

I remember California's several cities had incidents involving Santa pedophiles.One 6 years old girl was molested by Santa at shoping mall,while the mall photographer took a picture of her sitting next to this beast in red.


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Default Re: WARNING: Santa is a CHILD MOLESTER!!!! - 12-19-2008, 05:53 AM

You also have to worry about ninjas disguised as Santa:


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Default Re: WARNING: Santa is a CHILD MOLESTER!!!! - 12-26-2008, 12:03 PM

I see there’s Unsaved Trash here doubting the word of Landover (inspired by the Lord) Well, the photos are mug-shots and proof of Santa’s criminality. These old creeps all dressed up, as some sort of unholy homage, as their lord and master and went about committing vile crimes:
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DECEMBER 19--With Christmas days away, this week's mug shot roundup begins with a dozen arrestees bearing a passing resemblance to Santa Claus himself.








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Here comes another Santa's perfect bearded match!


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Default Re: WARNING: Santa is a CHILD MOLESTER!!!! - 12-30-2008, 06:23 AM

Some Santas are worse.

http://www.theaustralian.news.com.au...9-2703,00.html

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Pardo exacted his revenge at the annual Christmas party his former in-laws held at their two-storey home on a cul-de-sac in a quiet Covina neighbourhood 40km east of Los Angeles.

"Christmases were that special time of the year. It meant so much to them," Rosa Ordaz, a family friend of the victims, told KCBS-TV.

In past years, a neighbour dressed as Santa Claus and entertained guests. But the neighbour had moved away and there was no Santa until Pardo arrived about 11.30pm.

The massacre began when an eight-year-old girl answered Pardo's knock at the door. Carrying what appeared to be a large present, Pardo pulled out a handgun and shot her in the face, then began shooting indiscriminately as about 25 partygoers tried to flee, police said.


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Pedophile Santa is broke.He got what he dererves for touching kids.


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Default Re: WARNING: Santa is a CHILD MOLESTER!!!! - 11-19-2009, 11:03 PM

As is so often he case, my fiancee Sister Thumper was able to smell a skunk a mile away. THIS story reveals that child molestors have been posing as "santa" for untold years, preying on children who know not Christ.

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Popular Santa letter program grinds to a halt

ANCHORAGE, Alaska — Starry-eyed children writing letters to the jolly man at the North Pole this holiday season likely won’t get a response from Santa Claus or his helpers.

The U.S. Postal Service is dropping a popular national program begun in 1954 in the small Alaska town of North Pole, where volunteers open and respond to thousands of letters addressed to Santa each year. Replies come with North Pole postmarks.

Last year, a postal worker in Maryland recognized an Operation Santa volunteer there as a registered sex offender. The postal worker interceded before the individual could answer a child’s letter, but the Postal Service viewed the episode as a big enough scare to tighten rules in such programs nationwide.

People in North Pole are incensed by the change, likening the Postal Service to the Grinch trying to steal Christmas. The letter program is a revered holiday tradition in North Pole, where light posts are curved and striped like candy canes and streets have names such as Kris Kringle Drive and Santa Claus Lane. Volunteers in the letter program even sign the response letters as Santa’s elves and helpers.

North Pole Mayor Doug Isaacson agreed that caution is necessary to protect children. But he’s outraged North Pole program should be affected by a sex offender’s actions on the East Coast — and he thinks it’s wrong that locals just found out about the change in recent days.

“It’s Grinchlike that the Postal Service never informed all the little elves before the fact,” he said. “They’ve been working on this for how long?”

The Postal Service began restricting its policies in such programs in 2006, including requiring volunteers to show identification.

But the Maryland incident involving the sex offender prompted additional changes, even forcing the agency to briefly suspend the Operation Santa program last year in New York and Chicago.

The agency now prohibits volunteers from having access to children’s family names and addresses, said spokeswoman Sue Brennan. The Postal Service instead redacts the last name and addresses on each letter and replaces the addresses with codes that match computerized addresses known only to the post office — and leaves it up to individual post offices if they want to go through the time-consuming effort to shield the information.


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Default Re: WARNING: Santa is a CHILD MOLESTER!!!! - 11-20-2009, 12:38 PM

I think some people are annoyed they didn't get a bike for christmas?
Maybe your father dressed up like Santa and touched you?

There's more reports of pedophile priests ministers and other religious 'figures' than some guy in a suit!
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Default Re: WARNING: Santa is a CHILD MOLESTER!!!! - 11-20-2009, 02:13 PM

why are Santa and Michael Jackson so similar?
because they both leave little boy's bedrooms with an empty sack.


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Default Re: WARNING: Santa is a CHILD MOLESTER!!!! - 11-20-2009, 07:32 PM

you know hes not reall right? the whole santa thing, its just a bit of fun to entertain kids, alot like your god
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Default Re: WARNING: Santa is a CHILD MOLESTER!!!! - 12-11-2010, 04:24 PM

Bumping this thread because it's a new year and a new mall Santa queer.

DO NOT take your child to sit on Santa's lap unless you want him to be molested. YOU and your child will be sent to HELL for eternity!



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Default Re: WARNING: Santa is a CHILD MOLESTER!!!! - 12-12-2010, 12:21 AM

I couldn't agree more with you.

Near every Santa is a pervert.

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Default Re: WARNING: Santa is a CHILD MOLESTER!!!! - 12-12-2010, 05:58 AM

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you know hes not reall right? the whole santa thing, its just a bit of fun to entertain kids, alot like your god
The idea of having underage kids sitting on 40+ years strange old mens isn't fun & entertaining!!
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Default Re: WARNING: Santa is a CHILD MOLESTER!!!! - 12-12-2010, 08:24 AM

Merry Christmas mother piffleers
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Default Re: WARNING: Santa is a CHILD MOLESTER!!!! - 12-12-2010, 08:02 PM

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The idea of having underage kids sitting on 40+ years strange old mens isn't fun & entertaining!!
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