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Default Re: A beautiful Christmas message from the Westboro Baptist Churc - 01-08-2010, 08:55 PM

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That was wonderful!

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Amen Brothers & Sisters. That Red Suited Son-of-a-bitch is even tracked by NORAD as he leaves on his perverse little 'trip.' Hell, if I could just type in the GPS co-ordinates, I'd loose of a couple of slugs from my twelve gauge before his hot little ass popped into my chimney.

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Default Re: A beautiful Christmas message from the Westboro Baptist Churc - 01-09-2010, 10:25 PM

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Amen Brothers & Sisters. That Red Suited Son-of-a-bitch is even tracked by NORAD as he leaves on his perverse little 'trip.' Hell, if I could just type in the GPS co-ordinates, I'd loose of a couple of slugs from my twelve gauge before his hot little ass popped into my chimney.

Oh & to quote our dear Pastor Fred "GOD HATES TOAST!"
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Default Re: A beautiful Christmas message from the Westboro Baptist Churc - 01-10-2010, 05:05 PM

Touching! I must admit I shed a tear. Look at those lovely little True Christians™ spreading the Christmas cheer. He's the only reason for the season kids.

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Default Re: A beautiful Christmas message from the Westboro Baptist Churc - 01-10-2010, 11:41 PM

This particular group of people is the most awful of them all. They are the worst scum to scourge the planet, at the bottom of the barrel if you will.


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Default Re: A beautiful Christmas message from the Westboro Baptist Churc - 01-11-2010, 07:43 AM

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This particular group of people is the most awful of them all. They are the worst scum to scourge the planet, at the bottom of the barrel if you will.
Why is it that you atheists are all so hateful and angry?


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Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: A beautiful Christmas message from the Westboro Baptist Churc - 01-11-2010, 11:43 AM

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This particular group of people is the most awful of them all. They are the worst scum to scourge the planet, at the bottom of the barrel if you will.
Ok, look, I understand that as an atheist you feel the need to bash anything that is spiritual and Godly but PLEASE, think of the Children! They have poured their little hearts into this lovely Christmas message and you simply dismiss it. Have you no principles whatsoever?

You just keep hating hater!
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Default Re: A beautiful Christmas message from the Westboro Baptist Churc - 01-12-2010, 10:44 PM

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Amen Brothers & Sisters. That Red Suited Son-of-a-bitch is even tracked by NORAD as he leaves on his perverse little 'trip.' Hell, if I could just type in the GPS co-ordinates, I'd loose of a couple of slugs from my twelve gauge before his hot little ass popped into my chimney.

Oh & to quote our dear Pastor Fred "GOD HATES TOAST!"
I think someone already beat you to it.



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Default Re: A beautiful Christmas message from the Westboro Baptist Churc - 11-22-2010, 03:30 AM

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I live WBC and her reverend Fred Phelps.He does speak good truth on fags and evils of fag agenda.I also like his video news on Jerry Falwel's death.This wicked old fat false prophet is almost 2 years in Hell.
So what exactly are you doing here? westboro church is full of wannabe christian retards who don't even understand the kjv well enough to properly quote it, and you hate america, how about you go picket a true christians funeral seems how you picket every army funeral you can, a true christian will beat the fear of god into you. Go home short bus kid


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Default Re: A beautiful Christmas message from the Westboro Baptist Churc - 11-22-2010, 04:37 AM

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So what exactly are you doing here? westboro church is full of wannabe christian retards who don't even understand the kjv well enough to properly quote it, and you hate america, how about you go picket a true christians funeral seems how you picket every army funeral you can, a true christian will beat the fear of god into you. Go home short bus kid
David, that's some nice gravedigging there.

You're responding to someone who hasn't posted here in two years.

But at least you managed to bump these wonderful music videos, just in time to remind me to get the Christmas caroling group together! Thanks!

Last year, my group went around town and sang a number of WBC's tunes. "Santa Claus Will Take You to Hell" was the most popular. Why, when we stopped at another church's pot luck and sang it, the congregation was so overcome with joy that they applauded by offering us milk and cookies!

I think they were a little over-excited, though. In their eagerness, they didn't pour the milk into glasses, but just tossed those little half-pint containers down to us. Some of them threw the cookies a little too hard. It took Widow Helen two days to extricate a chocolate chip from her ear. (Don't tell her I told you about that, OK? ) And I'm not sure why they tried to give little Katie Williamson a plate of spaghetti. She was dressed all in white, like a little angel. Ruined her outfit.


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Default Re: A beautiful Christmas message from the Westboro Baptist Churc - 11-23-2010, 05:21 PM

Wonderful song, I was glad they had the words on the screen because I found myself singing along. I have to show this to my little brothers!


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Default Re: A beautiful Christmas message from the Westboro Baptist Churc - 11-23-2010, 08:52 PM

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Wonderful song, I was glad they had the words on the screen because I found myself singing along. I have to show this to my little brothers!
Going to do a little caroling, Annie?


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Default Re: A beautiful Christmas message from the Westboro Baptist Churc - 11-24-2010, 11:50 AM

Great idea Reverend! My little brothers are in the Christmas play at church this year, the baby even gets to play baby Jesus! Maybe I'll dress him up in his baby Jesus outfit and take him caroling later.


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Why is it that you atheists are all so hateful and angry?
Because Mr.Ezekiel, It hurts to be an intelligent person in an increasingly intelligent world and to see bible humping, hate mongering extremists like you trying to pervert the world because you think a 2000 year old book told you to.

P.S, I was a devout Christian for 3 years of my life and when I was my pastor taught me the TRUE meaning of gods word and believe me, according to the bible YOU are going to Hell for what you are doing
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...P.S, I was a devout Christian for 3 years of my life and when I was my pastor taught me the TRUE meaning of gods word...
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They've probably all read it cover to cover but the bible says not to kill (Luke 18:20 gods word translation), yet I've seen several threads about killing everything from fags to children to weather men, search for the thread " how to kill people bible style"

Also Leviticus (standard english version)19:18 "'Do not seek revenge or bear a grudge against anyone among your people, but love your neighbor as yourself. I am the LORD. Yet this whole website appears to do the exact opposite.

Then we have Proverbs 20:22 (also standard English translation) Do not say, "I'll pay you back for this wrong!" Wait for the LORD, and he will avenge you.

So by these Christians logic they have directly disobeyed Gods word which is exactly what they seek to destroy.
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...Also Leviticus (standard english version)19:18 "'Do not seek revenge or bear a grudge against anyone among your people, but love your neighbor as yourself. I am the LORD. Yet this whole website appears to do the exact opposite...
Appears to, because you think everyone is your neighbour. Jesus disagrees: Bible Answers: Who are our neighbors? Who are our brothers and sisters? Who are we to love? http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=71358

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...Then we have Proverbs 20:22 (also standard English translation) Do not say, "I'll pay you back for this wrong!" Wait for the LORD, and he will avenge you...
That's the New International Version, btw (the ESV says the Lord will deliver you). Going by the King James, "Say not thou, I will recompense evil; but wait on the LORD, and he shall save thee.", where have they violated it?

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...So by these Christians logic they have directly disobeyed Gods word...
No, by your misunderstanding of some basic terms they have.

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...which is exactly what they seek to destroy.
Grammar error or glimmer of insight?


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Default Re: A beautiful Christmas message from the Westboro Baptist Churc - 04-10-2013, 03:53 AM

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Gladly

They've probably all read it cover to cover but the bible says not to kill (Luke 18:20 gods word translation), yet I've seen several threads about killing everything from fags to children to weather men, search for the thread " how to kill people bible style"

Also Leviticus (standard english version)19:18 "'Do not seek revenge or bear a grudge against anyone among your people, but love your neighbor as yourself. I am the LORD. Yet this whole website appears to do the exact opposite.

Then we have Proverbs 20:22 (also standard English translation) Do not say, "I'll pay you back for this wrong!" Wait for the LORD, and he will avenge you.

So by these Christians logic they have directly disobeyed Gods word which is exactly what they seek to destroy.
The reason you don't understand is because your father is satan. That's what the Holy Bible says.

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Default Re: A beautiful Christmas message from the Westboro Baptist Church - 04-10-2013, 10:51 AM

Didymus much

The bible says the same thing from version to version its just worded differently so it doesn't matter what bible version I use

I've read the gods word version of the bible

Also let me ask you this
You seem very devoted to taking me on, why? the only reason you're here is to troll as well

And since you've asked me to do this before let me ask you
Make any claim about your beliefs and back it up in a way that cannot be countered with " god put that evidence there to test you"
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Default Re: A beautiful Christmas message from the Westboro Baptist Church - 04-10-2013, 02:54 PM

This post and the Westboro video have put me is a festive mood.
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Default Re: A beautiful Christmas message from the Westboro Baptist Church - 04-10-2013, 03:38 PM

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...The bible says the same thing from version to version...
No, it doesn't.

1 John 5:7-8 (KJV): "7 For there are three that bear record in heaven, the Father, the Word, and the Holy Ghost: and these three are one. 8 And there are three that bear witness in earth, the spirit, and the water, and the blood: and these three agree in one."

1 John 5:7-8 (NIV): "7 For there are three that testify: 8 the Spirit, the water and the blood; and the three are in agreement."

And that's just one example. Did you notice how the "different wording" in the NIV just happens to omit the only explicit reference to the Trinity (the Father, the Son, and the Holy Ghost as one: a central concept in many denominations of Christianity) in the Bible?

And I'm not trying to "take you on", I'm just trying to clear up some obvious misinformation you've been lead to believe is true. A little gratitude might be nice.


 

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