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Re: Professor X's Poetry Slam -
06-20-2009, 04:45 AM
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Fail quote much?
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Re: Professor X's Poetry Slam -
06-20-2009, 04:46 AM
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Fail quote much?
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Re: Professor X's Poetry Slam -
06-20-2009, 04:49 AM
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No Fool I'm Not New I've been here awhile How Dare you say that I'm a True Christian Lady I don't do Drugs or anything like that If My post are so hard to read then Don't Read them Unsaved Troll
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Easy there honey. Don't get all wound up. What I meant was with all those random capital letters, it's hard on my old eyes.
And since your such a Christian girl and all, I'm sure you've never seen how a junkie writes. I kinda hate to break it to you, but they write a little like you do, kinda random and stuff.
But I'm not juding you hon, seriously. I just thought you might have been on something is all. You say you're not, I believe you.
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Re: Professor X's Poetry Slam -
06-21-2009, 08:05 AM
HEGEMONY LAID WASTE by Professor Tyeisha X.
Hegemony laid waste
on the barren soil of once was America
There lies the skeletons of Uncle Sam
And John Wayne
And George Washington
A sea of red has enveloped America's soul
For the red ocean is not just of our Communist revolution
But that of Women menstruating in the streets
Throw your used tampons into the mouths of the White Male
Sisters this is OUR REVOLUTION!
Our revolution!
Let us burn the constitution
And create a new institution
Of empowered female evolution
Graveyards filled to the brim with old ideas
Cast out like demons from the soul
Patriarchal families, capitalism, the white race
All lay dead
Decaying
And turned into concrete
to pave the roads...
to Paradise
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Re: Professor X's Poetry Slam -
06-21-2009, 08:08 AM
Can you whistle it? I don't like tunes you can't whistle.
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Re: Professor X's Poetry Slam -
06-21-2009, 08:12 AM
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Can you whistle it? I don't like tunes you can't whistle.
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Usually my poetry is accompanied by either bongo drums or chords strummed from the acoustic guitar. Poetry is static yet dynamic! It is the calm before the storm and all the lightning flashing down upon the earth! It is magical yet mundane, the speech of lost people wandering in a desert, searching for meaning, and finding nothing but....a water bottle of Truth.
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Re: Professor X's Poetry Slam -
06-21-2009, 08:12 AM
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Originally Posted by Professor Tyeisha X
HEGEMONY LAID WASTE by Professor Tyeisha X.
Hegemony laid waste
on the barren soil of once was America
There lies the skeletons of Uncle Sam
And John Wayne
And George Washington
A sea of red has enveloped America's soul
For the red ocean is not just of our Communist revolution
But that of Women menstruating in the streets
Throw your used tampons into the mouths of the White Male
Sisters this is OUR REVOLUTION!
Our revolution!
Let us burn the constitution
And create a new institution
Of empowered female evolution
Graveyards filled to the brim with old ideas
Cast out like demons from the soul
Patriarchal families, capitalism, the white race
All lay dead
Decaying
And turned into concrete
to pave the roads...
to Paradise
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That was Even Worser then the other ones It mad me Sick again Please Stop Writing those there So bad your not good at Poetry at all
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Re: Professor X's Poetry Slam -
06-21-2009, 08:23 AM
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Originally Posted by Professor Tyeisha X
[...] the speech of lost people wandering in a desert, searching for meaning, and finding nothing [...]
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Have you considered that they are lost and wandering because they don't have the good sense to ask a white True Christian™ man for directions?
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Re: Professor X's Poetry Slam -
06-21-2009, 08:27 AM
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That was Even Worser then the other ones It mad me Sick again Please Stop Writing those there So bad your not good at Poetry at all
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Oh really? I'd like to see YOU post some of your poetry, my inarticulate ignorant Capitalies Evry Other Word nad MIsspells Words Alll the Time, friend.
Come on, let's hear the wit and soul of the ever-so-profound Miss April!
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Re: Professor X's Poetry Slam -
06-21-2009, 08:30 AM
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Have you considered that they are lost and wandering because they don't have the good sense to ask a white True Christian™ man for directions?
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The last time they asked a White True Christian™ man for directions, he led them straight into the showers of Auschwitz...
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Re: Professor X's Poetry Slam -
06-21-2009, 08:41 AM
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Originally Posted by Professor Tyeisha X
Oh really? I'd like to see YOU post some of your poetry, my inarticulate ignorant Capitalies Evry Other Word nad MIsspells Words Alll the Time, friend.
Come on, let's hear the wit and soul of the ever-so-profound Miss April!
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Shut your pie hole, you troublesome negress! Miss April could write better poetry than you, heck, even a random word generator could offer more of a tantalizing taste than you can. Leave the poor girl alone. Or you're going to have to answer to me!!!
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Re: Professor X's Poetry Slam -
06-21-2009, 08:43 AM
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The last time they asked a White True Christian™ man for directions, he led them straight into the showers of Auschwitz...
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Is it that time of the month? (i) I don't recall reading anything about Darkies in Auschwitz. (ii) Hitler was Catlick thus not True Christian™
Anyhoo, just to bring you up to date, I asked "Boy", my faithful retainer, to go and look for my dog last night. He DID ask for directions. Strangely enough though, the dog's back but he isn't, so I'm rather busy manicuring my own toe-nails.
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Re: Professor X's Poetry Slam -
06-21-2009, 09:42 AM
What is this hardcore pornography? I want to look away... yet I cannot. Obviously I have to continue monitoring this topic to see what depths of depravity it reaches.
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Re: Professor X's Poetry Slam -
06-22-2009, 04:30 AM
I certainly won't be going to your poetry slam. I'm sure I have better things to do.
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Re: Professor X's Poetry Slam -
06-22-2009, 04:42 AM
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Originally Posted by Professor Tyeisha X
The auspicious and esteemed critic of postmodern poetry, J.B. Logan, once wrote about "Musky Clam Love":
"the sounds of a lion escaping from a circus, devouring and ripping apart ligaments of children, which of course, is the pervading sense of what is needed in American Lesbian Poetry today."
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I wholeheartedly agree. Your Poetry Slam does need added to it the sound of a lion escaping into the audience, devouring and ripping apart the ligaments of certain lesbian poets.
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Re: Professor X's Poetry Slam -
06-28-2009, 03:36 AM
Wow! Well, Professor X, you certainly can elicit a response!
I am a White male Christian. Obviously there are some major differences in our core values, but I don't see how condemning your beliefs, poetry or person will be helpful in winning you over to a new Faith in Christ.
As a poet, I can appreciate your desire to be understood.
Your writing is very expressive and you have a good use imagery.
But I think where you to try to shock or offend falls short of true emotional expression. I can pick up on your anger, frustrations, passions and convictions. But is that all that you have to offer? I hear anger and hate. Where is your hope? I hear erotic passion and lust. Where is love? Do you even know what love is? I hear your frustration and conviction of personal belief. But what do you put your faith in? And how are you accomplishing the goals of your beliefs by posting your work in place that stands against that which you subscribe to? Seems to me that if your beliefs are valid you shouldn't seek affirmation of those beliefs through antagonistic conflict.
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The Vision Changes -
06-28-2009, 03:45 AM
The vision changed. A sullen wind drifts the darkness in silence stirring the spirit to its shadowed self. Pain follows in the moment taken for its feel. At least pain has substance relative to the waking moment. Stillness is lost to the vanity of emotions played out in thoughtless echoes of passions lost by the living of them. Nothing remains. There are memories, but what of that? So much is left of what would rather yet be left forgotten. A serenity remains in the moment eyes release their tears.
The vision changed. An image blurred in the salted flood of rushing tears. Clarity is not the same with sanity washed away in violent repetitions of a spirit broken by these rivers of feeling. Pain calls out to the hopes once born in wishful hearts desolate for want of love. Arms ache so for their embrace of emptiness. Alone but for loneliness kept in company. A rhythm in steady heartbeat sounds out the falling rains. Let these tears remain the focus of what lost lucidity shadows in what wishes see.
The vision changed. Clouded winter skies lit beneath baleful moonlight. A cold formless breeze chills the heart with thoughts that remind of the emptiness of what is left behind. A lone, single stone. Forgotten names and dates. Places outside tell again of inside the heart and its drifted snow fallen walls. Barricaded ice flows a frozen emotion trapped in a moment of forever then gone. Immediately and in that very place it remains. No falling tears for the barren frozen heart, they yet will fall the same.
The vision changed. A shadow cast does outline reflections left to the remembered past. Distant lays echoes’ what hints of a child’s laugh. Quiet whispers in gentle moments few but precious in their birth. Can laughter find the merry heart madness has lost in living splendor? Songs of joyous glee more perhaps the dirge could better suit such fond farewell love bequeaths as its final testament of grace. Would that love could endure such sweet treasure as what such bitter tears are bound to make.
The vision changed. A single point in focus as all else falls away. With the blinding passions that rage within these inner places a moment passes without conscience presence. What is left that can ever remain unchanged? A time for a season then all things must pass away. Let them go. Mourn but remember what tears are falling for, who their falling for. Why, does not matter. No such questions ever find their answer but only deeper confusions. Let living guide its own path and release the lost.
The vision changed. Summer sun set sky a lone star shines early in the birthing night. Wish upon a falling star perhaps this dream shall touch the earth. Peace stirs in the quiet starlight where wonder waits for the mind to find the enchantment of a moment lost in the rapture of imagination. The gifting Spirit of our creator meant for man to discover the wonder of creation. The moment is but a moment before it is cast aside for the cares of this side of life. So soon shall come the day without promise.
The vision changes....
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Re: Professor X's Poetry Slam -
07-07-2009, 07:55 PM
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WOMANHOOD by Prof. Tyeisha X
Womanhood
it's more than a word
it's a badge of honor
For we are not the savage
lesser
stupid
evil
imperialistic
hegemonic
sex, are we?
No
Thus we rise above
And destroy patriarchy.
MUSKY CLAM LOVE by Prof. Tyeisha X.
My'shelle, My'Wife
Happiness is when I kiss you
all over and make my way
down
down
down to the valley of ecstacy
smelling your musk
sweat
juices
bitter tasting but wonderful
like wine
Then you turn over
presenting me your black puckered starfish
I began to dine
like a queen eating a 7 course meal
i scarf it down
i love it
the dingleberry pie
i love it
i love being a lesbian
will die being a lesbian
lesbians
forever
and
ever
MARX MY HERO by Prof. Tyeisha X.
It was a fall day one year
many years ago
in the fall
when my life was tumbling like a tumbleweed
And when I discovered him
I realized
The Truth
was hidden from me
by racist fascists who want to keep black women down
I discovered him
Karl Marx
I read him in the original German
it dazzled me like a romance novel
I found my cause
overthrow capitalism
overthrow the white race
Now it is your turn
Feel what I've felt
Open that book of Marx
Read Das Kapital
If you want
to
Live...
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Gross. Simply gross.
Oh and doesn't this say NO HOMERS ALLOWED?
Disobeying His Forum's rules, eh?
That will surely get you banned, commie, nazi, atheist, nigress bulldyke.
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Re: Professor X's Poetry Slam -
09-11-2009, 10:14 PM
Hey, has anyone seen that black chick around? She was kinda cool, except for all the dyke stuff.
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Re: Professor X's Poetry Slam -
09-12-2009, 12:07 AM
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Hey, has anyone seen that black chick around? She was kinda cool, except for all the dyke stuff.
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Let me guess you have a thing for her? Well if so you are a Sick man you should be asking is it to Late for you to repent not about her
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