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Default History Mystery??, You Tell Me.. - 11-01-2010, 07:13 PM

History Mystery
Have a history teacher explain this----- if they can.

Abraham Lincoln was elected to Congress in 1846.
John F. Kennedy was elected to Congress in 1946.
Abraham Lincoln was elected President in 1860.
John F. Kennedy was elected President in 1960.
Both were particularly concerned with civil rights.
Both wives lost their children while living in the White House.
Both Presidents were shot on a Friday.
Both Presidents were shot in the head
Now it gets really weird.
Lincoln 's secretary was named Kennedy.
Kennedy's Secretary was named Lincoln .
Both were assassinated by Southerners.
Both were succeeded by Southerners named Johnson.
Andrew Johnson, who succeeded Lincoln, was born in 1808.
Lyndon Johnson, who succeeded Kennedy, was born in 1908.

John Wilkes Booth, who assassinated Lincoln, was born in 1839. Lee Harvey Oswald, who assassinated Kennedy, was born in 1939.

Both assassins were known by their three names.
Both names are composed of fifteen letters.
Now hang on to your seat.
Lincoln was shot at the theater named 'Ford'.
Kennedy was shot in a car called ' Lincoln ' made by 'Ford'.
Lincoln was shot in a theater and his assassin ran and hid in a warehouse.
Kennedy was shot from a warehouse and his assassin ran and hid in a theater.
Booth and Oswald were assassinated before their trials.
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Default Re: History Mystery??, You Tell Me.. - 11-01-2010, 07:40 PM

No mystery. Both were Godless liberals and bother were destroyed by our loving Savior Jesus Christ. The wages of sin are death friend. It's doesn't matter if you are the president of the United States, you can't escape The Lord's judgment.



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Default Re: History Mystery??, You Tell Me.. - 11-01-2010, 08:13 PM

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Default Re: History Mystery??, You Tell Me.. - 11-01-2010, 08:37 PM

What exactly is the point of all this?

We're already aware that the KJV is the only reliable source of history.
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Default Re: History Mystery??, You Tell Me.. - 11-01-2010, 08:51 PM

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History Mystery
Have a history teacher explain this----- if they can.

Abraham Lincoln was elected to Congress in 1846.
John F. Kennedy was elected to Congress in 1946.
Abraham Lincoln was elected President in 1860.
John F. Kennedy was elected President in 1960.
Both were particularly concerned with civil rights.
Both wives lost their children while living in the White House.
Both Presidents were shot on a Friday.
Both Presidents were shot in the head
Now it gets really weird.
Lincoln 's secretary was named Kennedy.
Kennedy's Secretary was named Lincoln .
Both were assassinated by Southerners.
Both were succeeded by Southerners named Johnson.
Andrew Johnson, who succeeded Lincoln, was born in 1808.
Lyndon Johnson, who succeeded Kennedy, was born in 1908.

John Wilkes Booth, who assassinated Lincoln, was born in 1839. Lee Harvey Oswald, who assassinated Kennedy, was born in 1939.

Both assassins were known by their three names.
Both names are composed of fifteen letters.
Now hang on to your seat.
Lincoln was shot at the theater named 'Ford'.
Kennedy was shot in a car called ' Lincoln ' made by 'Ford'.
Lincoln was shot in a theater and his assassin ran and hid in a warehouse.
Kennedy was shot from a warehouse and his assassin ran and hid in a theater.
Booth and Oswald were assassinated before their trials.
You put the "ass" in "assassination." Lincoln had no secretary named "Kennedy." John Wilkes Booth hid in a barn after killing Lincoln, not a warehouse. Also, you neglected to mention the biggest similarity--Kennedy and Lincoln were both Negro-loving woosies who hated America.
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Default Re: History Mystery??, You Tell Me.. - 11-01-2010, 09:00 PM

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You put the "ass" in "assassination." Lincoln had no secretary named "Kennedy." John Wilkes Booth hid in a barn after killing Lincoln, not a warehouse. Also, you neglected to mention the biggest similarity--Kennedy and Lincoln were both Negro-loving woosies who hated America.
It was on the internet, and I have heard before that John Booth hide in a barn, but the dates is what has me thinking, and it was mentioned about both being negro lovers, only it was said differently, the way that the liberals and bleeding hearts say it is, (cough, cough), equal rights, but yeah, you make very good points.
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Default Re: History Mystery??, You Tell Me.. - 11-01-2010, 09:23 PM

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It was on the internet, and I have heard before that John Booth hide in a barn, but the dates is what has me thinking, and it was mentioned about both being negro lovers, only it was said differently, the way that the liberals and bleeding hearts say it is, (cough, cough), equal rights, but yeah, you make very good points.
Whenever you find something on the Internet, try checking its veracity before sharing it with others.

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Default Re: History Mystery??, You Tell Me.. - 11-01-2010, 09:37 PM

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Whenever you find something on the Internet, try checking its veracity before sharing it with others.

http://www.snopes.com/history/americ...ln-kennedy.asp
Thank You so much Rev Rodimer, that cleared it up for me, and I will also post this link on my site, and your right, I should have went deeper into this one, I really did not even think about presidential elections being 4 years apart, a very good find indeed Sir, Thank You again.
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Default Re: History Mystery??, You Tell Me.. - 11-02-2010, 12:57 PM

I don't think the coincidences are meaningless. Rather, I think that's the Lord's signature in that He smote both of those God-hating proto-Obamunist socialist bastards. It's Jesus's way of saying "I was here, and you better damn well wake up America!"

Here are more Lincoln/Kennedy similarities....

Both were pathetic race traitors saddled with liberal guilt.
Both hated Jesus: Lincoln was non-religious, Kennedy a papist.
Both were war-mongering tyrants: Lincoln started the War of Northern Aggression and Kennedy the Vietnam War.
Both used debates to brainwash the American public and get elected: the infamous Lincoln/Douglas debates and the Kennedy/Nixon debates.

Coincidence? I think not!



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