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Default Re: I thought this might be ok to post - 04-21-2007, 05:01 AM

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Default Re: I thought this might be ok to post - 04-21-2007, 05:07 AM

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I think it's a very nice poem.
Your opinion would be more valuable if you were not renowed for talking to trees and imagining that they answer.


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I am sorry for this peom. If anyone knows how to delete threads please do.
I think that it should be left there as an example to young people of what happens to those who neglect Jesus and give their lives over to the pursuit of carnal desires and base lusts. It is all very well to claim that you are the one "lured" by men into endless fornications and whoredoms, but good and decent women like our True Christian™ women are not so wanton that they cannot even associate with men without being seduced by each and every one of them.

This doggeral with its "reach for me, reach for me", invitation for all in sundry to grope you is indicative of how the mind of one given over to sins of the flesh and the pursuit of a purely hedonistic life style starts to fail and their brain degenerates into the equivalent of green cheese and they can no longer come up with coherent thoughts.

I hope it is not too late already, Kicki, but if you do not soon repent and turn your life over to the Lord it certainly will be. You are going downhill rapidly.


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I think that it should be left there as an example to young people of what happens to those who neglect Jesus and give their lives over to the pursuit of carnal desires and base lusts. It is all very well to claim that you are the one "lured" by men into endless fornications and whoredoms, but good and decent women like our True Christian™ women are not so wanton that they cannot even associate with men without being seduced by each and every one of them.
Admitting that I was the one being lured does not mean that I sleep or do anything of a sexual nature with every man I come into contact with. It simpley means that I admit to makeing mistakes.


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This doggeral with its "reach for me, reach for me", invitation for all in sundry to grope you is indicative of how the mind of one given over to sins of the flesh and the pursuit of a purely hedonistic life style starts to fail and their brain degenerates into the equivalent of green cheese and they can no longer come up with coherent thoughts.
Sir, once again it was about a dream I had. In my dream it was someone else who had said this to me and I wrote down upon wakeing. It left me feeling very peaceful but I am sorry if it sickens others.

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I hope it is not too late already, Kicki, but if you do not soon repent and turn your life over to the Lord it certainly will be. You are going downhill rapidly.
Its funny,before comeing to this site I was stressed out about being confused on what i beleived in but this morning I woke up at peace with myself and who I am. I am still confused but not stressed out anymore.
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Its funny,before comeing to this site I was stressed out about being confused on what i beleived in but this morning I woke up at peace with myself and who I am. I am still confused but not stressed out anymore.
Perhaps that feeling of peace is a sign that Jesus is entering your soul? It seems unlikely, but with Jesus anything is possible. He recently used a Godless gay chink to send 30+ heathens to hell at a secular college in Virginia, so who am I to say that He isn't planning to use a harlot who fornicates with every man she meets, and refuses to beat her children in a Godly manner for some reason.

I urge you to spend more time reading the Holy Bible. It will be your rock in the storm.


Who Will Jesus Damn?

Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: I thought this might be ok to post - 04-21-2007, 02:41 PM

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Perhaps that feeling of peace is a sign that Jesus is entering your soul? It seems unlikely, but with Jesus anything is possible. He recently used a Godless gay chink to send 30+ heathens to hell at a secular college in Virginia, so who am I to say that He isn't planning to use a harlot who fornicates with every man she meets, and refuses to beat her children in a Godly manner for some reason.

I urge you to spend more time reading the Holy Bible. It will be your rock in the storm.
Pastor, admitting that I like and enjoy sex does not make me a harlot,nor do I fonicate with every man I meet. If I rember right a harlot is a prostitute and a prostitute sells herself. I have not now or ever sell myself. I will read more of the Holy Bible, but I will never beat my son.
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Pastor, admitting that I like and enjoy sex does not make me a harlot,nor do I fonicate with every man I meet. If I rember right a harlot is a prostitute and a prostitute sells herself. I have not now or ever sell myself. I will read more of the Holy Bible, but I will never beat my son.
Nope, wild fornication alone is enough to constitute harlotry, regardless of whether any actual money changes hands.
Ezekiel 16:15 But thou didst trust in thine own beauty, and playedst the harlot because of thy renown, and pouredst out thy fornications on every one that passed by; his it was.

Fornicating with inanimate objects is especially bad.

16 And of thy garments thou didst take, and deckedst thy high places with divers colours, and playedst the harlot thereupon: the like things shall not come, neither shall it be so. 17 Thou hast also taken thy fair jewels of my gold and of my silver, which I had given thee, and madest to thyself images of men, and didst commit whoredom with them...


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Nope, wild fornication alone is enough to constitute harlotry, regardless of whether any actual money changes hands.
Ezekiel 16:15 But thou didst trust in thine own beauty, and playedst the harlot because of thy renown, and pouredst out thy fornications on every one that passed by; his it was.

Fornicating with inanimate objects is especially bad.

16 And of thy garments thou didst take, and deckedst thy high places with divers colours, and playedst the harlot thereupon: the like things shall not come, neither shall it be so. 17 Thou hast also taken thy fair jewels of my gold and of my silver, which I had given thee, and madest to thyself images of men, and didst commit whoredom with them...
Does that mean i'd have to give up my Vic jr?
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Does that mean i'd have to give up my Vic jr?
What is a Vic jr? A hockey glove, or your son?


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What is a Vic jr? A hockey glove, or your son?
Sir, my Vic jr is a um.......probably not anything I should say on here. Umm....but it is not a hockey glove nor is it my son.
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Sir, my Vic jr is a um.......probably not anything I should say on here. Umm....but it is not a hockey glove nor is it my son.
I hope this has nothing to do with more intimate items of apparel, in which case you should never have mentioned it in the first place.

Curiously, a Google of it does come up with a hockey glove given that name.


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I hope this has nothing to do with more intimate items of apparel, in which case you should never have mentioned it in the first place.

Curiously, a Google of it does come up with a hockey glove given that name.

Hmm...I never knew that. When it comes to sports I like baseball better,so I know nothing about hockey.
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Hmm...I never knew that. When it comes to sports I like baseball better,so I know nothing about hockey.
I'm going out on a limb here to compliment you on not liking Hockey, which has homosexual and Canadian undertones. Baseball, is a good Godly American sport (but I wish they didn't have to spit and adjust their fruit baskets so often). SLIGHTLY DISTURBED GLENDORA


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I'm going out on a limb here to compliment you on not liking Hockey, which has homosexual and Canadian undertones. Baseball, is a good Godly American sport (but I wish they didn't have to spit and adjust their fruit baskets so often). SLIGHTLY DISTURBED GLENDORA
Well,thank you. I know what you mean by the spitting and adjusting thing, it is kind of gross but the baseball pants are kind of tight,though. Well not tight tight but their not loose either.
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Well,thank you. I know what you mean by the spitting and adjusting thing, it is kind of gross but the baseball pants are kind of tight,though. Well not tight tight but their not loose either.
I know what you mean about those pants . . . and I wonder if our Lord might be concerned that homosexuals might fawn over the (very heterosexual) Baseball players . . . I guess that's why God gave them those big bats! Oh yes, please don't take this too hard, but I have to give you a courtesy no-point warning for your misuse of a homonym. Their shows possession, in a sentence where (the descriptive) they're should have been used. It's nothing personal, but Jesus does care about proper grammar and especially punctuation.


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I know what you mean about those pants . . . and I wonder if our Lord might be concerned that homosexuals might fawn over the (very heterosexual) Baseball players . . . I guess that's why God gave them those big bats! Oh yes, please don't take this too hard, but I have to give you a courtesy no-point warning for your misuse of a homonym. Their shows possession, in a sentence where (the descriptive) they're should have been used. It's nothing personal, but Jesus does care about proper grammar and especially punctuation.
Nah,its ok. I'm not the best when it comes to grammar and spelling but I do try. So if I make a mistake just let me know. Do you follow baseball? If you do, what team are you for?
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Default Re: I thought this might be ok to post - 04-22-2007, 01:32 AM

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Nah,its ok. I'm not the best when it comes to grammar and spelling but I do try. So if I make a mistake just let me know. Do you follow baseball? If you do, what team are you for?
We do not study balls here young lady and I would suggest you stop that nasty habbit and find JESUS.

Please contact a Pastor today about a study plan and hit the Paypal button located at the bottom of your screen.

Oh yeah, and stop hitting on Pastor Zeke. First of all he is betrothed to me and secondly he would not stoop so low as to flirting with unsaved trash such as yourself.

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Default Re: I thought this might be ok to post - 04-22-2007, 01:52 AM

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We do not study balls here young lady and I would suggest you stop that nasty habbit and find JESUS.
Its called baseball and nobody studys it. They watch it. Watching baseball is not a nasty habbit it's a past time.

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Not ready to do that yet.

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Oh yeah, and stop hitting on Pastor Zeke. First of all he is betrothed to me and secondly he would not stoop so low as to flirting with unsaved trash such as yourself.

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Sorry,saying that someone is cute is not hitting on them, it's merely stating a fact. I might be unsaved if I beleived and poor but I'm far from trash.
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Not ready to do that yet.

Then pray tell, why are you here?

Sorry,saying that someone is cute is not hitting on them, it's merely stating a fact. I might be unsaved if I beleived and poor but I'm far from trash.
In the loving eyes of Jesus you are unsaved scum, pure and simple.

"Be ye not unequally yoked together with unbelievers: for what fellowship hath righteousness with unrighteousness? and what communion hath light with darkness? And what concord hath Christ with Belial? or what part hath he that believeth with an infidel? ... Wherefore come out from among them, and be ye separate, saith the Lord." -- 2 Cor.6:14-17


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Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: I thought this might be ok to post - 04-22-2007, 12:24 PM

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In the loving eyes of Jesus you are unsaved scum, pure and simple.

"Be ye not unequally yoked together with unbelievers: for what fellowship hath righteousness with unrighteousness? and what communion hath light with darkness? And what concord hath Christ with Belial? or what part hath he that believeth with an infidel? ... Wherefore come out from among them, and be ye separate, saith the Lord." -- 2 Cor.6:14-17
If I beleived that Jesus was anything other than a man,than I would agree with you.
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