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Default My Poem, Please Rate! - 01-18-2010, 07:39 AM

This is my first attempt at True Christian™ art.


Jesus created us to worsheep him
if ya'll deny it then you is very dim
All you heathens and harlots beware
if ya'll turn down Jesus you is in for a scare
he'll send ya'll to eternal damnation
satan will sodomize ya'll and you'll be an abomination

Barbed wire will be shoved down your throat
You will be forced to eat a rotten goat
You will receive 10,000 lashes to the face
Then you will have to sit on a mace

I am a soldier of Jesus and love him very much
You better do the same OR BURN


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Default Re: My Poem, Please Rate! - 01-18-2010, 08:25 AM


You have touched my heart, Brother Rob!
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Default Re: My Poem, Please Rate! - 01-18-2010, 08:51 AM

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Barbed wire will be shoved down your throat
You will be forced to eat a rotten goat
You will receive 10,000 lashes to the face
Then you will have to sit on a mace
Your imagery brought tears of joy to my eyes; surely many an unsaved twerp will be terrified enough to accept Jesus after reading your poem. Well done!


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Default Re: My Poem, Please Rate! - 01-18-2010, 09:03 AM

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Jesus created us to worsheep him
if ya'll deny it then you is very dim
All you heathens and harlots beware
if ya'll turn down Jesus you is in for a scare
he'll send ya'll to eternal damnation
satan will sodomize ya'll and you'll be an abomination

Barbed wire will be shoved down your throat
You will be forced to eat a rotten goat
You will receive 10,000 lashes to the face
Then you will have to sit on a mace

I am a soldier of Jesus and love him very much
You better do the same OR BURN

What a delightful children's poem!
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Default Re: My Poem, Please Rate! - 01-18-2010, 09:15 AM

You put a lot of Jesus in there, so I liked it.


Who Will Jesus Damn?

Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: My Poem, Please Rate! - 01-18-2010, 09:49 AM

That one's going to be read out at next weeks Sunday School.
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Default Re: My Poem, Please Rate! - 01-18-2010, 05:26 PM

Thank you very much for the positive feedback Brothers and sisters!
I tried my best to tell things how they really are.
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Default Re: My Poem, Please Rate! - 01-18-2010, 05:44 PM

All art should be like this.


5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."
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Default Re: My Poem, Please Rate! - 01-18-2010, 05:51 PM

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Amen! This is a case where life should imitate art, indeed!
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Default Re: My Poem, Please Rate! - 01-27-2010, 06:29 PM

You are truly blessed by the Holy Spirit


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Default Re: My Poem, Please Rate! - 01-27-2010, 09:36 PM

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Default Re: My Poem, Please Rate! - 02-12-2010, 08:37 PM

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Leviticus 26:27-29

27 And if ye will not for all this hearken unto me, but walk contrary unto me;
28 Then I will walk contrary unto you also in fury; and I, even I, will chastise you seven times for your sins.
29 And ye shall eat the flesh of your sons, and the flesh of your daughters shall ye eat.
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Default Re: My Poem, Please Rate! - 06-06-2010, 04:14 AM

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Was that supposed to be one of those jap "haikoo" poems?


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