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Default Wings of Wisdom Poetry. - 02-20-2011, 12:50 AM

I had watched this young man preach

on several different occasions.

I could see

he had a great passion

for what he was doing

and

a great concern for those he was

preaching to that day.

I was wondering in my heart what God thought about this young man.

God revealed to me that

This man loved God greatly...

On his own terms.

I thought on this a while

and I said to myself....

ahhhhhhhhhhh

That is how come I see

so many get to a certain

level with God

and

they can go no farther.

They started out loving God on His terms

but some where along the way.

Their love for God became...

On their terms.

God revealed to me that day

that many many people love Him on their own terms.

But only a small few love Him on His terms.

Many Are Called But Few Are Chosen.
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Default Re: Hello - 02-20-2011, 03:45 AM

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I had watched this young man preach

on several different occasions.

I could see

he had a great passion

for what he was doing

and

a great concern for those he was

preaching to that day.

I was wondering in my heart what God thought about this young man.

God revealed to me that

This man loved God greatly...

On his own terms.

I thought on this a while

and I said to myself....

ahhhhhhhhhhh

That is how come I see

so many get to a certain

level with God

and

they can go no farther.

They started out loving God on His terms

but some where along the way.

Their love for God became...

On their terms.

God revealed to me that day

that many many people love Him on their own terms.

But only a small few love Him on His terms.

Many Are Called But Few Are Chosen.
Hey! Was that about me, punk?


Who Will Jesus Damn?

Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: The Children of God Are Coming Soon - 02-20-2011, 10:15 PM

There shall be a people,

who are coming to Earth soon.

They shall walk before God

without sin, blemish or any iniquity.

In the Glory of God,

to the Glory of God.

They shall worship in Spirit and Truth and walk in His Light.

They shall obey in Spirit and Truth and be a witness to the Spirit of

Truth.

They shall dwell in all the beauty of the Holiness of God,

unto the Holiness of God.

They shall bless and love the Lord with all they do, with all their hearts

with all their minds and with all their souls

with all their strength.

They shall fullfil the Commandments of Jesus the Christ.

They are sent by God to destroy the works of the children of the devil.

They shall prevail and overcome the temptations of the world and slay

the

children of the devil with the Righteousness of their lives and the Spirit

of thier Lord.

And the Sons of God rejoice to see this day.

They shall open the door for the return of the King of Kings to Earth.

They and they alone shall have the blessing of the Lord.

They are the Children of the God most High.

The Lord is God.
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Default Re: Hello - 02-20-2011, 10:21 PM

That poem describes the True Christians™ of Landover Baptist Church to a "T."


Who Will Jesus Damn?

Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: Hello - 02-20-2011, 10:54 PM

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That poem describes the True Christians™ of Landover Baptist Church to a "T."
If what you say is true, then you would be admitting I am a Prophet of God. Are you saying I am a Prophet of God?
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Default Re: Hello - 02-20-2011, 11:37 PM

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If what you say is true, then you would be admitting I am a Prophet of God. Are you saying I am a Prophet of God?
No, I said nothing of the kind.

I merely stated that you are an accurate poet.

And like most poets, you're a nutjob. Probably a habitual masturbator too.


Who Will Jesus Damn?

Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: Hello - 02-21-2011, 12:08 AM

Righteousness has the sweet sweet fragrance of Holiness.

Did you know that sin stinks to God?

That is were the saying "It stinks to high Heaven" came from.

I want the Lord to smell that sweet sweet fragrance of Holiness

upon me.

Sin is all unrighteousness.

I strive to to make sure everything I do is right

and will be acceptable before God.

Everyday all day long.

This brings great peace and happiness upon my life.

I avoid sin like the plague.

Sin is a plague.

The plague of evil

When you sin

you bring evil upon yourself and others.

I hate evil

I hate sin.

and I do not want it upon me.

So I avoid sin like I would avoid a rattlesnake.

See when you sin

its like a rattlesnake bites you

It paralyzes you

It paralyzes your life.

I see so many lives everyday

with all kinds of evil upon them.

And they do not know why

they have all the turmoil upon their lives.

It is because of their sin or the sin of others.

I hope my little sermon on Righteousness

will help some sinner

bring his deeds to the Light and smell the sweet fragrance

of Holiness.
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Default Wings of Wisdom Poetry. - 02-21-2011, 12:50 AM

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Default Re: Wings of Wisdom Poetry. - 02-21-2011, 01:26 AM

An Eagle Such As I

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Spirit of Truth


An eagle such as I,
Who roams in God's blue sky.

To the end of Heaven's majestic bow,
I am the apple,

of my God's eye.

I dwell upon the mountain tops,

Where time stands still,
but never stops.

And even though,
I go to and fro,

I never fly to,
the valleys below.

If you want to find me,
You must come to the Light,

for that is where God,
set me free.

An eagle such as I,

Who roams in God's blue sky.

To live forever

and to never die.
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Default Re: Wings of Wisdom Poetry. - 02-21-2011, 01:56 AM

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That Day in Gethsemane

I know it was hard for you,
that day in that place,
called Gethsemane.
You were all alone with your Father,
when you cried the tears,
of blood for me.

The Scriptures of Truth,
must be fulfilled.
That thus it must be.

With a crown of thorns,
naked and bruised.
On a little hill,
at that place,
called Calvary.

I promise you Lord,
I will never make you cry,
or break your heart,
never ever again.

I know how hard it was for you,
The crown of thorns,
naked and bruised,
on the alter of God.
That place of,
death and sin.

That Day in Gethsemane.
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Try only using the 'Enter' key once or twice during a post - I'm having difficulty reading it.





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Default Re: Wings of Wisdom Poetry. - 02-21-2011, 03:31 AM

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With All His Heart

God gave me,
the key to His heart,
so I could live,
in Its deepest part.
Where there is no darkness,
of any kind,
the Light of His Glory,
you will surely find.
His Angels come hither,
His Angels come fro,
With all His heart,
He loves me,
this I know.
Because everyday,
He never fails,
to show me so.

With All His Heart.
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Default Re: Wings of Wisdom Poetry. - 02-21-2011, 03:43 AM

Ego much?


Who Will Jesus Damn?

Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: Wings of Wisdom Poetry. - 02-21-2011, 06:27 PM

Living in the presence of God every day will cause you to aquire a certain extremely strong confidence about youself that will be mistaken for arrogancey and ego
among those who lacketh the understanding and Wisdom to know greatness when they see it.
God loves it when you have confidence in him.
I am overconfident in God.
The Blessings of the Lord are a great priviledge.
Sing the praises of His goodness, in your heart all day long.
Be strong in the Lord, and walk with confidence in His will.

Those who follow Jesus, will have the Light of Life.

My Life is a witness to the Truth, that all things are possible with God, and all things are possible to those who can believe and when you are born again by the will of God with the Spirit of God dwelling within you,
you will stop doing the works of the devil and do the works of God and become worthy of the Kingdom of God and will not come short of the Glory of God.
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Default Re: Wings of Wisdom Poetry. - 02-21-2011, 06:55 PM

Given to
TheWingsOfWisdom
By the
Spirit of Truth

The Lord is My God

I am Your Glory,
Made in the Image of Thee.
With all your Splendor,
You created me.
To live in Your Presence,
You gave me Your Name.
To boast of Your goodness,
and to walk in Your Fame.
They shall say of me,
he is all puffed up, filled with pride.
With their words of contempt,
They will not hide.
You made me Your Champion,
You will never let me fall.
No matter how many times,
Satan comes to call.
Both Mercy and Truth,
without measure, you have given me.
The Lord is My God,
I am a reflection of Thee.
The Lord is My God.
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Default Re: Wings of Wisdom Poetry. - 02-24-2011, 12:12 AM

Given to
TheWingsOfWisdom
By the
Spirit of Truth

God told me,
just the other day,
He would cause greatness,
to come my way.
I am so glad,
God created me,
to live in His Glory,
as far as the eye,
the I can see.
The Glory of God,
is my home,
And all eternity,
is my throne.
Priviledge of priviledges,
God gives to me.
To dance in His Glory
like the sunset,
upon the sea.
I know I know,
I have it better,
than most,
Because my Father,
is the Lord of Hosts.
How could I ever,
ever complain.
I was adopted by God,
in Jesus Name.
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