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Default "EXIT ONLY" - 03-03-2013, 01:05 PM

"EXIT ONLY"
By H. Buggs.

(A short poem that came to me as I sat in contemplation of Christ's suffering last night.)

Sweet Jesus, protect me from nancy-boy freaks
I know it's the truth that Leviticus speaks
I don't need no touching on my lower cheeks
Or anything up there that might start some leaks.

So send down your angels to protect my rear
Nothing goes in - only comes out of here
Oh, do not allow a man's unit too near
And oh my sweet Jesus, please squash up the queer.




Thank you LORD!!!!


Deuteronomy 28:22: The Lord shall smite thee with a consumption, and with a fever, and with an inflammation, and with an extreme burning, and with the sword, and with blasting, and with mildew; and they shall pursue thee until thou perish.
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Default Re: "EXIT ONLY" - 03-03-2013, 06:44 PM

A wonderful poem and prayer for protection from the predatory corn-holers, my friend. I'm thining of having a few t-shirts printed with your work for my fag witnessing team.


In Christ


Matthew 19:14 "But Jesus said, Suffer little children, and forbid them not, to come unto me: for of such is the kingdom of heaven."

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Default Re: "EXIT ONLY" - 03-03-2013, 07:15 PM

Beautiful words, brother.
It is such a shame that every atheist is an anal rapist and all they every think about is violating a mans rectum. It is so nice to be able to be in Church, on my knees for Jesus, secure in the knowledge that my firm and perfectly shaped buttocks are not being defiled by some perverts lustful gaze.


Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Default Re: "EXIT ONLY" - 03-03-2013, 08:17 PM

Brothers Harold and James

I thank you - meekly - for your kind words, all the while beseeching Christ Jesus for back-door protection.

In Christ,
Buggs.


Deuteronomy 28:22: The Lord shall smite thee with a consumption, and with a fever, and with an inflammation, and with an extreme burning, and with the sword, and with blasting, and with mildew; and they shall pursue thee until thou perish.
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