[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Originally Posted by Lone Wolf

didn't you English techer

I strong suggest hiring yourself a Hebrew lawyer and suing your English "techer" for all he's worth.

[Lone Wolf (On Moderation)]

Originally Posted by Sister Mary Maria

I don't know what kind of Satanic bible this "Lord of the Rings" is, or what demonic "god" this Sauron is, but the ONLY Lord is the King of Kings, Jesus Christ!

Oh my gosh that is so funny! Lord of The Rings is a work of fantasy with nothing to do with religion or worship at all! If you have a dvd player in that computer of yours why don't you go to a movie rental store, rent the dvd of Lord of the Rings: Fellowship of the Ring, The Two Towers, and The Return of the King, and Watch them. Or you can buy the books from a book store and read them. You can also watch this movie trailer wich has parts from all three movies.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iPmwyRNw2Ao

[Lone Wolf (On Moderation)]

Originally Posted by Sister Mary Maria

I strong suggest hiring yourself a Hebrew lawyer and suing your English "techer" for all he's worth.

Typos happen What you want me to go to hell for a typo? God Damn man, lossen up a bit.

[Lone Wolf (On Moderation)]

Originally Posted by Sister Mary Maria

I strong suggest

Holy crap a typo!!!!!!!!!!

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Originally Posted by Lone Wolf

Oh my gosh that is so funny! Lord of The Rings is a work of fantasy with nothing to do with religion or worship at all! If you have a dvd player in that computer of yours why don't you go to a movie rental store, rent the dvd of Lord of the Rings: Fellowship of the Ring, The Two Towers, and The Return of the King, and Watch them. Or you can buy the books from a book store and read them. You can also watch this movie trailer wich has parts from all three movies.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iPmwyRNw2Ao

I am not going read or watch any Satanic stories that are promoting magic and not glorifying God! So-called "fantasy" is a tool of the Devil to lure unsuspecting nerds into his evil grasp and away from Jesus. The only book you should be reading is the King James Bible, and that is 100% FACT!

Originally Posted by Lone Wolf

Typos happen What you want me to go to hell for a typo? God Damn man, lossen up a bit.

Not only has the public school system failed you in spelling, it's failed you in reading comprehension. I suggested you get a lawyer and sue. What does any of that have to do with going to Hell? However, what will land you down there is if you continue mistaking women for men and vice versa. If that's a front for sodomy, it's not going to work. God will not be fooled.

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Originally Posted by Lone Wolf

Holy crap a typo!!!!!!!!!!

One mistake is a typo. Frequent and repeated mistakes is borderline illiteracy.

[Lone Wolf (On Moderation)]

Originally Posted by Sister Mary Maria

One mistake is a typo. Frequent and repeated mistakes is borderline illiteracy.

Dude, Like I said losen up I know your a chick okay? It's just terms like "dude" and "hey man" represent a person. So lossen up dude. Lord of The Rings is not satanic, and I'm sure you won't watch it just as you are probably sure I won't read the bible. Hey I have an idea, you watch the 7 minute trailer and I'll read the king james bible for 7 minutes that way everybody wins.

[guitardude441]

called "moonies", as it offends their delicate moonie sensibilities.

Mormons
Submitted by: Pastor Billy-Reuben, LSD Joe
Definition: Rural folks who believe that salvation can be had by marrying all of one's female cousins and wearing goofy underwear.
Trivia fact: Believe that Jesus came back as a gunfighter in the old west.
worship: Nehi grape soda and Satan.



Quakers
Submitted by: Pastor Billy-Reuben
worship: oatmeal, and Satan.

ok now this is totaly false who the heck worships freaking oat meal and grape soda?? ok now you delusional old lady you obviously need betetr stuff to do so here is a game you will find to entertain you.

[guitardude441]

http://www.heavygames.com/bashthecomputer/showgame.asp

[Lone Wolf (On Moderation)]

Originally Posted by guitardude441

called "moonies", as it offends their delicate moonie sensibilities.

Mormons
Submitted by: Pastor Billy-Reuben, LSD Joe
Definition: Rural folks who believe that salvation can be had by marrying all of one's female cousins and wearing goofy underwear.
Trivia fact: Believe that Jesus came back as a gunfighter in the old west.
worship: Nehi grape soda and Satan.



Quakers
Submitted by: Pastor Billy-Reuben
worship: oatmeal, and Satan.


ok now this is totaly false who the heck worships freaking oat meal and grape soda?? ok now you delusional old lady you obviously need betetr stuff to do so here is a game you will find to entertain you.

My point exactley Guitardude, some of these false religion registers are horribly inacurate.

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Originally Posted by Lone Wolf

Dude, Like I said losen up I know your a chick okay? It's just terms like "dude" and "hey man" represent a person. So lossen up dude. Lord of The Rings is not satanic, and I'm sure you won't watch it just as you are probably sure I won't read the bible. Hey I have an idea, you watch the 7 minute trailer and I'll read the king james bible for 7 minutes that way everybody wins.

For crying out loud, the word is "LOOSEN"! Two Os! You make the same "typo" each and every time! Maybe if you'd pull yourself away from the television and your video games and crack open a book once in a while (especially the Good Book), you wouldn't have this problem!

[guitardude441]

repent sinner how dare you like the lord of the rings!!!!!(star wars is much better)

[guitardude441]

Originally Posted by Sister Mary Maria

For crying out loud, the word is "LOOSEN"! Two Os! You make the same "typo" each and every time! Maybe if you'd pull yourself away from the television and your video games and crack open a book once in a while (especially the Good Book), you wouldn't have this problem!

who gives a shit he can say losen if he wants to got it?

[guitardude441]

wtf? how do they know i am posted with 2 names??(probabally spyware its just there anture)

[Lone Wolf (On Moderation)]

Originally Posted by guitardude441

who gives a shit he can say losen if he wants to got it?

Ya dude my point exactley! I spell losen like that because it's like loser you know sort of like you. Well I'd love to stay and argue but I got to take out the trash, I'll be back soon.

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Originally Posted by Lone Wolf

Ya dude my point exactley! I spell losen like that because it's like loser you know sort of like you. Well I'd love to stay and argue but I got to take out the trash, I'll be back soon.

He seems to be on your side. Why are you calling him a loser (though he is, unless he gets right with God)?

[Lone Wolf (On Moderation)]

Originally Posted by Sister Mary Maria

He seems to be on your side. Why are you calling him a loser (though he is, unless he gets right with God)?

How to get it through the thick skulls of you people I was calling you a loser, now is everything clear? Thank you.

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Originally Posted by Lone Wolf

How to get it through the thick skulls of you people I was calling you a loser, now is everything clear? Thank you.

You quoted your friend, and without any other identifying information, you said "you". It's a very basic standard on the Internet that when you quote someone, any pronouns used are directed at that person unless you state otherwise. Even I know that, and I'm fresh out of a convent.

Anyway, I thought you were taking out the trash. Another lie, because you're still here instead of sitting out by the curb.

[guitardude441]

Originally Posted by Sister Mary Maria

You quoted your friend, and without any other identifying information, you said "you". It's a very basic standard on the Internet that when you quote someone, any pronouns used are directed at that person unless you state otherwise. Even I know that, and I'm fresh out of a convent.

Anyway, I thought you were taking out the trash. Another lie, because you're still here instead of sitting out by the curb.

dude everyone here(besides lone wolf and guitardude441) is pretty much a loser that dosent even know annything about god or religion, they just pretend to.

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Originally Posted by guitardude441

dude everyone here(besides lone wolf and guitardude441) is pretty much a loser that dosent even know annything about god or religion, they just pretend to.

Young lady, have you ever even seen a Bible, let alone open one up?