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01-28-2007, 09:55 PM
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Anyway, I thought you were taking out the trash. Another lie, because you're still here instead of sitting out by the curb.
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I already took it out I work hard and fast to make a decient living.
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01-28-2007, 11:18 PM
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I already took it out I work hard and fast to make a decient living.
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You're a homer prostitute then? Or are you a demoncrat politition? Nevermind..... Those are the same thing....
"If thou buy an Hebrew servant, six years he shall serve: and in the seventh he shall go out free for nothing. . . . And if a man sell his daughter to be a maidservant, she shall not go out as the manservant's do."
(Leviticus 21:6-7)
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01-29-2007, 12:06 AM
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You're a homer prostitute then? Or are you a demoncrat politition? Nevermind..... Those are the same thing....
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No I'm not that would be to much like your mom on sunday morning.
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01-29-2007, 12:41 AM
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Dude, Like I said losen up I know your a chick okay? It's just terms like "dude" and "hey man" represent a person.
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They represent a person alright, a male person. It may be okay to refer to your unsaved female friends like that but it is NOT okay to refer to any lady, especially a True Christian™ lady like Sister Mary in that way. Ladies deserve your respect and calling one "dude" is being disrespectful.
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So lossen up dude. Lord of The Rings is not satanic, and I'm sure you won't watch it just as you are probably sure I won't read the bible. Hey I have an idea, you watch the 7 minute trailer and I'll read the king james bible for 7 minutes that way everybody wins.
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Yes, the Lord of The Rings is satanic. The proof can be found in numerous places on our main site. Here, here, and here just to name a few.
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Genesis 1:1 - In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth.
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01-29-2007, 12:48 AM
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For crying out loud, the word is "LOOSEN"! Two Os! You make the same "typo" each and every time!
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Actually, that's not quite true - he seems to alternate between "losen" and "lossen." Clearly, he's prepared to experiment with any spelling, so long as it's incorrect. Now, back to his last post which had some actual content, to see if I can make any sense out of it (pray for me, Brothers and Sisters):
I never said all athiests don't believe in science, the fact is almost all athiest belive in science but I can't say all of them do, because I've never met every single one of them so I can't say that. Athiests are distinguished by a common set of beliefs. You either believe in the religion of evolution, or you don't. And yes there is such thing as being an Athiest. They are everywhere.
There are no such things as athiests in foxholes, you liar!
Have you ever actually met a Mormon? You can't belive everything you read o the internet, that's where you and I differ, I rely on talking to the actual people, rather than reading it on the internet.
It is a fact. Mormons wear special magic underwear called temple garments. We are not making this up.
I have met several Mormons and they wear regular underwear (because I have to do thier wash and stuff when ever I visit them)
They have you brainwashed. I hate to have to tell you this, but friends don't normally make friends wash their underwear. And do you really think a Mormon would trust a non-Mormon with their sacred underwear? Of course not.
Again One of my best friends is 7th Day Adventist and his house has a coffee maker in it. It says that he rested on the seventh day (Took me a while but I found a king James bible around the house) On the first book of moses called Genesis on page 3 or 1:31-2:11 first verse of chapter 2 in the italaciced text it says: Creation completed-God rests on the Seventh day. And as every one should know the Seventh day is saturday!!!
God did indeed rest on the Seventh Day. However, the Seventh Day was not Saturday, but Sunday. Otherwise, you'd have to think that God started creating the universe on a Sunday. Doesn't sound very plausible, now does it?
Plus my friend says his mom goes to starbucks about every morning.
I don't even want to think about what she gets up to while she's there!
I said Sauron SYMBOLISES a source of evil, didn't you English techer ever read you the Scarlet Ibis and gave you a paper on how that event symbolises that? Sort of like a cross is a symbole of Christ. They all symbolize something.
Or like how you symbolise illiteracy? I suppose it's more of a direct representation, in your case.
As I said before I really like the story of the bible (especially the Moses part. Let My People Go! Best line in the whole book!)
But I don't belive any of it actually happened, but in the bible evil is represented by satan meaning satan is a symbole of evil and in the story a source of evil. And that remark you made about veiwing a real character in a book as a source of evil, how do you justify yourself scince satan is a character from a book and you view him as a source of evil.
He is a real being. There's been books written about Hitler, I suppose that makes him "a character from a book" too? There is a difference between real, existing beings, and real characters.
That Muslim remark is not true, I now a person who knows a muslim and she says the muslim person is really nice.
She is clearly a terrorist sympathiser. I'd advise you to avoid her at all costs. Whatever you do, don't get on a train or an aeroplane with her!
There is good and bad in every group. What do you think the Yin/Yang symbolises.
Evil slanty-eyed demons?
I am not evil I seek to understand people with eyes unclouded by hate.
...or reality.
You see with eye's clouded by your hate of non-christians that you fail to see the good in people,
We see what God tells us to see.
and that is what disgustes me most about religion, If there was never religion Almost all wars could have been avoided. World war II would have never happened. That is what pains me about religion.
If there was only the one true religion, all wars could be avoided. If there were no penny-pinching Jews, the Holocaust could never have happened. Friend, we dream of a world without hatred and war. That is why we are pledged to eliminate the barbarous, warlike Muslim hordes from this planet. Won't you join us?
O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.
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01-29-2007, 05:04 AM
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Australian Abrollers
Submitted by: Pastor Nerue Gargalo
worship: Bunyips -- which are demons in the form of a giant marsupial badger, and Satan
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Can you please explain further what this is?
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01-29-2007, 05:14 AM
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Can you please explain further what this is?
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The cult you mention is contained in Godless Australia.
Can you please comply with my request now, heathen? Please proceed to the "Introductions" thread and tell us about yourself. What church do you attend?
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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01-29-2007, 06:13 AM
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No I'm not that would be to much like your mom on sunday morning.
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If you're going to try and smear my mother's reputation, could you at least use proper English to do so?
Lone Puppy, did I strkie a nerve? You sure did lash out quickly at my earlier questions. My mother, on the other hand, would ask my father's permission to mop the street with your little a**. My father and I would stand by, laughing and pointing at the vile, homer sinner getting is butt whipped by a woman. I would even invite the Godly pastors and moderators on Landover to witness. Be careful what you wish for. The DOF can find you.
"If thou buy an Hebrew servant, six years he shall serve: and in the seventh he shall go out free for nothing. . . . And if a man sell his daughter to be a maidservant, she shall not go out as the manservant's do."
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01-30-2007, 10:34 PM
I am suprised that you don't already have Lutherans on your list.
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01-30-2007, 11:32 PM
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Originally Posted by Girls Do Not Wear Pants
I am suprised that you don't already have Lutherans on your list.
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Actually, we do, but not as a separate category:
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Presbyterians, Lex Lutherans, Baptists Other Than Landover Baptists, and Methamphetadists
Submitted by: Pastor Billy-Reuben
worship: think they worship Jesus, but because of their false, non-Baptist doctrines, they are so twisted around that they are really worshipping Satan. (I realize that "false" and "non-Baptist" are redundant, I'm just trying to drive the point home, praise Jesus!)
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01-30-2007, 11:39 PM
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Actually, we do, but not as a separate category:
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Ah, it's been edited since my post. When I posted. Presbyterians were listed alone.
And really Lutherans should have their own category. They do not worhsip the same things as Presbyterians do. At least Presbyterians don't worship a man.
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01-30-2007, 11:42 PM
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Ah, it's been edited since my post. When I posted. Presbyterians were listed alone.
And really Lutherans should have their own category. They do not worhsip the same things as Presbyterians do. At least Presbyterians don't worship a man.
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Well, they are all false Christians, equally hellbound. Praise Jesus!
Still waiting on your tithe sister. Jesus needs a new pair of shoes.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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02-02-2007, 12:31 AM
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Ah, it's been edited since my post. When I posted. Presbyterians were listed alone.
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I checked the church archives, and it's included Lutherans since a good while before your post. Still, as Pastor Ezekiel has pointed out, they are all false Christians, and how finely do we have to divide the various forms of play-acting, fluffy-bunny, only-think-they're saved "Christians"?
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02-03-2007, 11:30 AM
A large part of all the religions in the world worship the same god.
They only use a different name and they perform different rituals,
so tell me why do you say that they are all bad
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02-03-2007, 11:40 AM
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A large part of all the religions in the world worship the same god.
They only use a different name and they perform different rituals,
so tell me why do you say that they are all bad
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It is certainly true that many religions worship false Gods. They are "all bad" because they reject Jesus Christ. Have you ever read the Holy Bible?
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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02-03-2007, 12:01 PM
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It is certainly true that many religions worship false Gods. They are "all bad" because they reject Jesus Christ. Have you ever read the Holy Bible?
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I said a large part of all the religions.
There are some exceptions (eg Hindooism, Satanism,...)
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02-03-2007, 12:04 PM
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I said a large part of all the religions.
There are some exceptions (eg Hindooism, Satanism,...)
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All religions are false except Landover Baptist. We have it on authority from Jesus Christ. Have you met Him?
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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02-03-2007, 02:22 PM
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All religions are false except Landover Baptist. We have it on authority from Jesus Christ. Have you met Him?
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But that doesn't mean that you have to be disrespectful against them
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02-03-2007, 02:25 PM
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But that doesn't mean that you have to be disrespectful against them
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Do you respect hitler? Why should Jesus respect you?
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: False Religions Register -
02-03-2007, 03:32 PM
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Do you respect hitler? Why should Jesus respect you?
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I think even Hitler should be afraid of you. And I don't believe in Jesus, but he should respect me more than you.
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