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Heterosexual Marriage Banned in Sweden -
09-16-2021, 04:49 AM
The Swiss are known for their obligatory nudity, saunas, cheese and cuckoo clocks. They are a sinful nation that began marrying homosexual gay sodomites and female lesbianics as early as in 2009. We can now assume that during the following decade Christian God-fearing normal heterosexual marriage among men and female humans has become more and more difficult. Now it is essentially banned.
Look at the smirk of the sodomite on the left. Please do not look at the fornication taking place on the right.
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Speaking to Swedish national radio broadcasted SR, Lars Gårdfeldt, a priest in Gothenburg, said that he's decided to stop wedding straight couples.
"I've made the decision to refuse marrying straight couples," said Gårdfeldt. He made the decision in light of a stance taken by the Swedish church, wherein individual priests can refuse to wed specific couples if they consider there to be an issue with the union.
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Magistrate marriages (perhaps still allowed for normal people during the transition to Satanism) are not valid for Jesus and even that option can soon become "obsolete" as the Swiss Vikings continue to oppress Christians. Below we can see a Swiss "Priest" of the Lutheral spinoff the Catholicism flaunting her ideology at the annual parade of shame!
1 Corinthians 6:16
What? know ye not that he which is joined to an harlot is one body? for two, saith he, shall be one flesh.
It is only a matter of time before other European nations succumb to this vile practice. Fortunately, it will lead to their extinction within a few decades as sodomistic gay homosexuals are incapable of reproduction. The normal people of Uganda, the Iranian nations, Saudi Oil and Russians will inhabit their desolate Alps and work with proud Americans to ensure a smooth and rapid transition of power to Jesus when He (soon) returns! Glory to God!
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2 Kings 18:25 - Am I now come up without the LORD against this place to destroy it? The LORD said to me, Go up against this land, and destroy it.
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Re: Heterosexual Marriage Banned in Sweden -
09-16-2021, 02:27 PM
Those wall images. Savages used to paint silhouettes in their caves which under flickering torchlight and drums belching infrasound so predictably enabled [A] the artists to paint accordingly and [B] the addition of toadstool juice to lend verisimilitude resulting in [C] whatever goblin was portrayed to be considered real. How is that goblin on the right (in the striped scarf) any different?
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Re: Heterosexual Marriage Banned in Sweden -
09-16-2021, 02:54 PM
It's delightful to realize entire countries will have no one in heaven. The crowd of us there someday will be small and that's all the better for us.
Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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Re: Heterosexual Marriage Banned in Sweden -
09-16-2021, 03:08 PM
And with only one language.
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Re: Heterosexual Marriage Banned in Sweden -
09-18-2021, 08:44 AM
The Swiss are also famous for their suicide clinic. Just take a look at this website; looks like it was made on Geocities in the late 90s, and THAT'S how they routinely snuff out God's gift to man, for money?
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Re: Heterosexual Marriage Banned in Sweden -
09-18-2021, 11:37 PM
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It's delightful to realize entire countries will have no one in heaven. The crowd of us there someday will be small and that's all the better for us.
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Brother Mayor, I'm sorry to be the one to tell you - absence of marriage won't stop the filthy sex-addicts from breeding. Can a person born out of wedlock enter Heaven? I'll let the scholars inform us about that.
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Re: Heterosexual Marriage Banned in Sweden -
09-19-2021, 03:28 AM
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It's delightful to realize entire countries will have no one in heaven. The crowd of us there someday will be small and that's all the better for us.
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I think it's safe to say that Vatican City will have no one in Heaven. North Korea, a slightly less evil country, also has zero Christians. We won't be seeing any of that scum. And even if there are Europeans and Africans in Heaven (IF), at least there will only be a couple dozen. There will be thousands upon thousands of Americans there come the glory.
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Re: Heterosexual Marriage Banned in Sweden -
09-25-2021, 04:56 PM
Nothing surprise me in a nation of blue eyed heathen devils. Germany also is no better. Few countries will have members in heaven. I am happy that 90+ % of people in heaven will actually be Americans. Praise God. I would hate heaven if I had to be surrounded by Irish and Swedes.
Ecclesiastes 5:3b "A fool's voice is known by multitude of words."
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Re: Heterosexual Marriage Banned in Sweden -
09-25-2021, 05:29 PM
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Nothing surprise me in a nation of blue eyed heathen devils.
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Take care, young lady. I recommend that you read this very important thread: Yes, Jesus Had Blue Eyes.
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Re: Heterosexual Marriage Banned in Sweden -
09-25-2021, 06:08 PM
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If that is the case, I will take it back. I also have blue eyes and blond hair, but most of those who have them (Germans, Estonians, Swedes, Norwegians) are godless satanic communist heathens.
Ecclesiastes 5:3b "A fool's voice is known by multitude of words."
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Re: Heterosexual Marriage Banned in Sweden -
09-25-2021, 08:37 PM
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If that is the case, I will take it back.
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As you should. Thank you for being so quick to admit your grave error.
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I also have blue eyes and blond hair, but most of those who have them (Germans, Estonians, Swedes, Norwegians) are godless satanic communist heathens.
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Bear in mind that far more Godless heathens have brown eyes: 1.4 billion Chinese (plus goodness only knows how many other ornamentals) and about the same number of dot-Indians, and that's without even counting those Indian countries which are no longer called India, plus Africa and the Mexican lands!
I think if you thought about it and perhaps reframed your ideas to understand that most people who have eyes are Godless, you would be both happier and closer to Jesus.
I hope this helps, dear?
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Re: Heterosexual Marriage Banned in Sweden -
09-25-2021, 10:24 PM
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I am happy that 90+ % of people in heaven will actually be Americans. Praise God. I would hate heaven if I had to be surrounded by Irish and Swedes.
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Oh, I don't think that you have to worry about a bunch of Irish storming the stage of heaven. First, they have their Catholic Mariolatry holding them back from being Saved©. Then, they have their green beer and other, stronger, drinks. Add to that their pagan traditions, excitable temperaments and preponderance towards ginger hair and freckles, and you will find Heaven to be barely stained by an Irish presence.
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Re: Heterosexual Marriage Banned in Sweden -
09-26-2021, 07:27 PM
How many WW2 American bases (aka the bases that secured Freedom in the world) were in the Republic of Ireland? None. They refused America like they refuse God.
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Re: Heterosexual Marriage Banned in Sweden -
10-02-2021, 10:17 AM
Evidently though Australia did not refuse America and is nuking up as a response (it hardly needs saying really) to the Persian menace. Oh yes, and ginger hair + freckles + eyes are very widespread, more from Scottish migration than Irish (although the letter provided some very finished bushrangers upon demand) but wasn't Scotland populated by disaffected Irishmen? Almost an oxymormon, I just throw this out to keep everything on-topic.
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Re: Heterosexual Marriage Banned in Sweden -
10-02-2021, 08:08 PM
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. . . ginger hair + freckles + eyes are very widespread, more from Scottish migration than Irish (although the letter provided some very finished bushrangers upon demand) but wasn't Scotland populated by disaffected Irishmen? . . .
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Ireland and Scotland are basically the same country. My home state of Maryland has a bay between two big sections of it, but that expanse of water doesn't make it two separate states.
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Re: Heterosexual Marriage Banned in Sweden -
10-03-2021, 06:53 AM
I'm surprised anyone bothers to get married at all in Sweden. Do they have Irish people?
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Hmmm, well there is the Svensk Irländska Föreningen in Stockholm and a Gaelic football club.
Demonstrations of Irish dancing are available.
That seems to account for most Irish personnel with their significant others (although they're probably the same people) and there's a plug out:
Nu är det dags att anmäla sig till höstens kurser i irländsk dans
Now it's time to sign up for this autumn's Irish dance courses
I wonder if there's a crossover Romish/Church-of-Sweden ceremony available for any who do get married?
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