[A-Theist]

Muslim terrorists are bent on one goal: eliminating western culture. Now, not ALL muslims are terrorists. But the extremists want Christianity and all other religions dead. Sound familiar? Would you run into a Muslim school with a bomb on your chest for a passage into heaven? I'm sure you would.

[JennyD]

Originally Posted by A-Theist

Muslim terrorists are bent on one goal: eliminating western culture. Now, not ALL muslims are terrorists. But the extremists want Christianity and all other religions dead. Sound familiar? Would you run into a Muslim school with a bomb on your chest for a passage into heaven? I'm sure you would.

Through Jesus, we already have our passage into Heaven.

Meanwhile, we have no ridiculous lies in the Bible saying that dying for Jesus will automatically wipe out your sins, as the heathen Islamofascists do.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

We worship Jesus Christ, aka God Almighty. Mudslimes worship the moon.

And I suppose you think you're superior to us because you worship monkeys?

[A-Theist]

Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel

We worship Jesus Christ, aka God Almighty. Mudslimes worship the moon.

And I suppose you think you're superior to us because you worship monkeys?

I worship nothing. I don't have an ultimate goal to get into an imaginary world when I do. I don't need this "heaven" to be my excuse for being "good," I'll be "good" and follow my own morales and the laws of my country. Enjoy being one of god's sheep; pun intended.

[Fuzzy Nads (Quarantined)]

Originally Posted by A-Theist

I worship nothing. I don't have an ultimate goal to get into an imaginary world when I do. I don't need this "heaven" to be my excuse for being "good," I'll be "good" and follow my own morales and the laws of my country. Enjoy being one of god's sheep; pun intended.

You are an angry atheist who spews hatred. I also suspect that you're British. Quick! Someone hand him an infraction... and a yellow card.

[Roberta]

You made a post captioned "Negros". Negros is an island in the Philippines. What point were you trying to make?

Perhaps you should begin by introducing yourself and explaining why you have a problem with Filipinos. Is it because of the Mudpack Festival?

http://negros-occ.gov.ph/negros-occi...m/mudpack.html

The Mudpack Festival celebrates the union of men and nature where participants cover themselves with Mambukal clay as they dance to the sounds emanating from bamboo and other indigenous instruments. The festival is held on the last week of June.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Originally Posted by A-Theist

I worship nothing. I don't have an ultimate goal to get into an imaginary world when I do. I don't need this "heaven" to be my excuse for being "good," I'll be "good" and follow my own morales and the laws of my country. Enjoy being one of god's sheep; pun intended.

I'd rather be one of God's sheep than satan's favorite partyboy in hell. Those raperooms can be pretty brutal from what I hear.

You should take a look at THIS, monkey worshiper.

[A-Theist]

Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel

I'd rather be one of God's sheep than satan's favorite partyboy in hell. Those raperooms can be pretty brutal from what I hear.

You should take a look at THIS, monkey worshiper.

Wow that sure would suck, good thing there ISN'T a hell, right? Hopefully there's just an "in-between" place where all souls go regardless of religious standings. Then I can laugh at you for wasting your life following these ridiculous principles. Even if you're right, I'd rather partyboy with Satan than graze on grass for all eternity, sounds more fun.

[A-Theist]

Originally Posted by A-Theist

Wow that sure would suck, good thing there ISN'T a hell, right? Hopefully there's just an "in-between" place where all souls go regardless of religious standings. Then I can laugh at you for wasting your life following these ridiculous principles. Even if you're right, I'd rather partyboy with Satan than graze on grass for all eternity, sounds more fun.

I also just read over that webcomic you linked. All of the claims the christian makes are supported by false evidence. The writer was spewing ideas out of his ass like diarrhea. I've looked into every source that was cited for this "evidence" and they were all written by christians. It's wonderful how you'll believe anything as long as you can somehow mold it into your beliefs. I really wish I could live as simply as you folks did, but my mind is too expansive, and I have no choice but to believe the more likely truth.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Originally Posted by A-Theist

I also just read over that webcomic you linked. All of the claims the christian makes are supported by false evidence. The writer was spewing ideas out of his ass like diarrhea. I've looked into every source that was cited for this "evidence" and they were all written by christians. It's wonderful how you'll believe anything as long as you can somehow mold it into your beliefs. I really wish I could live as simply as you folks did, but my mind is too expansive, and I have no choice but to believe the more likely truth.

How old are you boy? Do you kiss your mother with that potty mouth?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Originally Posted by A-Theist

Wow that sure would suck, good thing there ISN'T a hell, right? Hopefully there's just an "in-between" place where all souls go regardless of religious standings. Then I can laugh at you for wasting your life following these ridiculous principles. Even if you're right, I'd rather partyboy with Satan than graze on grass for all eternity, sounds more fun.

So you think hell is fun, huh? You think it's going to be a party? You won't think so when you get there. How about getting anally raped with satan's huge barbed tallywacker for all eternity, while demons keep you choking on scalding hot bile?

Take a look at THIS nancy.

[JennyD]

Originally Posted by A-Theist

I also just read over that webcomic you linked. All of the claims the christian makes are supported by false evidence. The writer was spewing ideas out of his ass like diarrhea. I've looked into every source that was cited for this "evidence" and they were all written by christians. It's wonderful how you'll believe anything as long as you can somehow mold it into your beliefs. I really wish I could live as simply as you folks did, but my mind is too expansive, and I have no choice but to believe the more likely truth.

So you're saying Piltdown Man was real, for example?

And why WOULDN'T people who realize that Evilutionism is a false religion find their way to Jesus? It only makes sense!

[JawOfAnAss]

Originally Posted by A-Theist

You think you are any better than Muslims?

Yes.

[Billybob Sunday]

Originally Posted by A-Theist

I worship nothing. I don't have an ultimate goal to get into an imaginary world when I do. I don't need this "heaven" to be my excuse for being "good," I'll be "good" and follow my own morales and the laws of my country. Enjoy being one of god's sheep; pun intended.

A-Theist,

I must commend you on having a Mexican slave named Morales. We at Landover Baptist are working hard so that all decent white folks in America can have Mexican slaves, as preached to us by PastorDeaconFred on this video:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tZmpeal5CNw

That said, I would never follow Morales around and emulate him. He's likely fat, stupid, lazy, and spends most of his free time drinking Coronas. Plus he has 9 children and is a member of that weird Cathylick skirt-wearing, little boy-buggering cult.

You should find better roles models.

Also, I follow then laws of my country, too, at least when I know I might get caught. But better is to follow God's laws - he's always watching.

And yes, the Lord is my Shepherd. It's nice to know that even hellbound sinners like you know Psalm 23.

[RARGAd_the_terrifyin]

Dude, I'm so glad someone with their own brain decided to comment here as well. I completely agree with you.

Just because someone has a different religion than yours suddenly seems to mean that you can treat them with no rights and stereotype them all you want. While I will admit that SOME Muslims are evil, that doesn't mean they all are. I'm sorry if stating my opinion is reason for you to decide that I'm getting sent to your definition of hell but the way I see it, hell is really just our bodies in the ground. And I'm STILL going to laugh at all of you for living your lives in such a retarded manner just to wind up in the same place as everyone else.

I hope you find a way to live a happy life dealing with your fear of other religions and your ignorance to what a normal person dubs life.

[snottyduck]

Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel

How old are you boy? Do you kiss your mother with that potty mouth?

Isn't it strange that everytime the pastor turns himself to insulting the other poster if he feels he can't win the deal anymore??

[Walter Brimstone]

Friend, before you start telling the True Christian™ mods what to do, you have to remember something, It is not for you to set the rules, That's for Jesus to decide and for them to act on. Remember your place and let the Jesus take care of this sinner!

In Him,

Walter Brimstone

Originally Posted by Fuzzy Nads

You are an angry atheist who spews hatred. I also suspect that you're British. Quick! Someone hand him an infraction... and a yellow card.

[Walter Brimstone]

Snotty,

After that comment, I bet Miss SUV will wanna slap you silly!

In Him,

Walter Brimstone

Originally Posted by snottyduck

Isn't it strange that everytime the pastor turns himself to insulting the other poster if he feels he can't win the deal anymore??

[Brother_Percy]

Originally Posted by A-Theist

You think you are any better than Muslims?

Well, for starters we don't walk around all day in our pajamas, stinking of shit, 2 week old curry and bad body odour, so what do you think?

[Walter Brimstone]

Ewwwww!!!!!, So that's what that smell was from our local 7-11!!

In Him,

Walter Brimstone

Originally Posted by Brother_Percy

Well, for starters we don't walk around all day in our pajamas, stinking of shit, 2 week old curry and bad body odour, so what do you think?