[OnYourKnees]

I see that JonFish attended LBU for his edumacation, and while I do wish I could do the same, my life circumstances make it virtually impossible at present. I was led to Salem to engage in business ventures at a very young age, and now feel there is nobody I can truly trust to operate my many businesses while attending school in Freehold. Not even Rosa.

Will LBU be offering any edumacation online? At least some Christian Scientifical survey courses?

[Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S.]

To the best of my knowledge, LBU will not be offering distance-learning in the foreseeable future. This is due to the lack of absolute control supervision in the outside world, and the mind of any student is fragile. Only when within our compound campus can we ensure that the filth of the world doesn't clutter up a mind that is otherwise set on Jesus! Of course pastors have the final say on this matter, but to the best of my knowledge this is the current situation. Remember, however, that through faith, prayer and, above all, faithful tithing, anything is possible!

[Poetic Peter]

I still think that a minor curricula of basic schoolings could be a boon for Landover. Even if these were free.

Perhaps some basic multiple choice questions?
Think up a few samples to pose here, people?


IF the Bible says a, b, f, g, H, then what comes after b?
Choose only one:

a) c+
b) d
f) g
h) ell

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

There are countless verbatim copies of the KJV1611 online. We do have some Landover University textbooks, but one unsaved trash cannot view them.

Earnest prayers to JESUS and serious rebuking of goths and other FALSE CHRISTIANS sometimes helps. Asking Pastor Eno and Pastor Ezekiel for guidance is sometimes effective, but we have to see your REPUBLICAN party membership card and complete a Department of Faith investigation.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Originally Posted by Pastor Al E Pistle

There are countless verbatim copies of the KJV1611 online. We do have some Landover University textbooks, but one unsaved trash cannot view them.

Earnest prayers to JESUS and serious rebuking of goths and other FALSE CHRISTIANS sometimes helps. Asking Pastor Eno and Pastor Ezekiel for guidance is sometimes effective, but we have to see your REPUBLICAN party membership card and complete a Department of Faith investigation.

...Not to mention the rather substantial tuition involved. Reasonable (lifetime) loans are available.