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Default Re: Ah, great game. - 02-21-2007, 08:17 PM

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Ill be the one beating satan with a baseball bat if the end is real(so not real) with me husband behind me saying do you think thats wise. so when all of you come down to hell ill wave and ask hay did you guys like
your kjv1611 bible. because thats your response to every other book that does not have to do with jesus.
.... What???

Does anybody know what she's trying to say? I'm not sure I grasp her meaning...


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Default Re: Ah, great game. - 02-21-2007, 08:28 PM

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Ill be the one beating satan with a baseball bat if the end is real(so not real) with me husband behind me saying do you think thats wise. so when all of you come down to hell ill wave and ask hay did you guys like
your kjv1611 bible. because thats your response to every other book that does not have to do with jesus.
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I'll be the one beating Satan with a baseball bat if The End (Apocalypse?) is real(it's so not real) with my husband behind me saying "do you think that's wise". When all of you come down to Hell I'll wave and ask "Hey did you guys like your' KJV1611 bible?" because that's your response to every other book that does not have to do with Jesus.
Is this what you meant to say Kick Me? Friend, when we TRUE Christians visit Hell in the hereafter to witness the Lord's Righteous Justice you will be too busy screaming from the pain of eternal to wave at us.



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Default Re: Ah, great game. - 02-21-2007, 11:13 PM

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Ill be the one beating satan with a baseball bat if the end is real(so not real) with me husband behind me saying do you think thats wise. so when all of you come down to hell ill wave and ask hay did you guys like
your kjv1611 bible. because thats your response to every other book that does not have to do with jesus.

In my youth, I would have told you to tell him you knew me, and he'd set you up with a nice mansion. I'm so glad that the early DOF found me on that abandoned country road one night. Without them pulling me into that van, I'd probably be in hell right now.

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Default Re: Ah, great game. - 02-22-2007, 02:05 AM

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Well, I'm glad to hear this! No Satanic filth creeping in!

I assume you've read them, then?

Not exactly - I accidentally read part of one,(it being heavily disguised as Sciencefiction) but within a few pages, the religious tone began to play havoc with my allergy.


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Default Re: Ah, great game. - 02-23-2007, 04:10 AM

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Not exactly - I accidentally read part of one,(it being heavily disguised as Sciencefiction) but within a few pages, the religious tone began to play havoc with my allergy.
All the references to God and Jesus making your eyes burn, as the demons possessing you tried to make you weep so you'd stop reading about Satan's last days?
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Default Re: Ah, great game. - 02-23-2007, 10:55 AM

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Is this what you meant to say Kick Me? Friend, when we TRUE Christians visit Hell in the hereafter to witness the Lord's Righteous Justice you will be too busy screaming from the pain of eternal to wave at us.
hi the husband as she put it thats me she is gone a little trip with aunt flow so in her short little naps between screaming and breaking stuff
i have come to say sorry for her last few post she realy gets pissoff at every little thing sorry.
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Default Re: Ah, great game. - 02-23-2007, 03:04 PM

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hi the husband as she put it thats me she is gone a little trip with aunt flow so in her short little naps between screaming and breaking stuff
i have come to say sorry for her last few post she realy gets pissoff at every little thing sorry.
If I were a mongoloid with an imaginary spouse, I'd probably get irritable too.


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