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Default Am i assured a place in Hell? - 11-19-2006, 02:40 PM

I would like to ask of anyone who would care to answer if i am assured of a place in hell.

I have

Taken Cannabis, LSA, Base (unrefined speed), Speed, Ecstasy, MDMA (Methylenedioxymethamphetamine) and Cocaine.
Drunk large quantities of Alcohol.
Indulged in sexual activites with girls, but not with boys or men.
Gotten pierced twice and tattooed once.
Bought and worn lots of Black clothing and band paraphenalia.
Bought and listened to (and sung along to) many records including those of Marilyn Manson, Ministry, Anaal Nathrakh, Black Sabbath, David Bowie, KMFDM, Napalm Death, The Berzerker, The Cure and Zyklon.
Associated with and befriended people who indulge in many of the above activities.
Cut and mutilated my own flesh and the flesh of others, though i have not murdered or incapacitated another human being.
Drunk the blood of others.
Written what would probably be interpreted as blasphemous and / or satanistic lyrics.
I dislike excessive sunlight and heat and i will seek shade.
I have disregarded nearly every authority figure which has been presented to me, however i have not disregarded my parents.
I believe that i should put myself before a lot of people, though not everyone. As an example i would l put myself before people who are addicted to things and many politicians. I would not put myself before people who are employed within the emergency services.
I do not class myself as a goth however.

My question, as stated at the top is this, 'Am i assured a place in Hell?'

I also have another question, which is this:

Is suspension ungodly if you are doing it to atone for sin?

suspension is: - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Suspens...odification%29

Thankyou for taking the time to respond.
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Default Re: Am i assured a place in Hell? - 11-19-2006, 03:19 PM

Why are "people" always coming here and asking for stuff? Don't they know it isn't Ladylike?
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Default Re: Am i assured a place in Hell? - 11-19-2006, 03:21 PM

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Default Re: Am i assured a place in Hell? - 11-19-2006, 03:37 PM

You have been tested and found wanting. The Lord Jesus Christ has no pity for worthless fake worshippers such as yourself. You will burn in righteous fire. There is no place on God's green earth for excrement such as yourself. Please drown yourself so that you may save the pure of heart the task.
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Default Re: Am i assured a place in Hell? - 11-19-2006, 05:18 PM

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You have been tested and found wanting. The Lord Jesus Christ has no pity for worthless fake worshippers such as yourself. You will burn in righteous fire. There is no place on God's green earth for excrement such as yourself. Please drown yourself so that you may save the pure of heart the task.
If you carrying on backsassing Godly Christian women like Sister Sue Vera, then the answer is yes, you're headed for the Lake of Fire. What are you, some kind of a methodist or something?


O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.


God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.
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Default Re: Am i assured a place in Hell? - 11-19-2006, 05:26 PM

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You have been tested and found wanting. The Lord Jesus Christ has no pity for worthless fake worshippers such as yourself. You will burn in righteous fire. There is no place on God's green earth for excrement such as yourself. Please drown yourself so that you may save the pure of heart the task.
You should know that Jesus hates the deceitful.
If you came here to set some kind of trap for our weakminded sisters then you have only doomed yourself.

These six things doth the LORD hate: yea, seven are an abomination unto Him:
A proud look, a lying tongue, and hands that shed innocent blood, an heart that deviseth wicked imaginations,
Feet that be swift in running to mischief, A false witness that speaketh lies, and he that soweth discord among brethren.
Proverbs 6:16-19

As for your question, Jesus can forgive every sin EXCEPT one.
Do you know which one it is, oh you of little faith?

I'll be praying for your lost soul.


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Default Re: Am i assured a place in Hell? - 11-19-2006, 05:30 PM

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I would like to ask of anyone who would care to answer if i am assured of a place in hell.

I have

Taken Cannabis, LSA, Base (unrefined speed), Speed, Ecstasy, MDMA (Methylenedioxymethamphetamine) and Cocaine.
Drunk large quantities of Alcohol.
Indulged in sexual activites with girls, but not with boys or men.
Gotten pierced twice and tattooed once.
Bought and worn lots of Black clothing and band paraphenalia.
Bought and listened to (and sung along to) many records including those of Marilyn Manson, Ministry, Anaal Nathrakh, Black Sabbath, David Bowie, KMFDM, Napalm Death, The Berzerker, The Cure and Zyklon.
Associated with and befriended people who indulge in many of the above activities.
Cut and mutilated my own flesh and the flesh of others, though i have not murdered or incapacitated another human being.
Drunk the blood of others.
Written what would probably be interpreted as blasphemous and / or satanistic lyrics.
I dislike excessive sunlight and heat and i will seek shade.
I have disregarded nearly every authority figure which has been presented to me, however i have not disregarded my parents.
I believe that i should put myself before a lot of people, though not everyone. As an example i would l put myself before people who are addicted to things and many politicians. I would not put myself before people who are employed within the emergency services.
I do not class myself as a goth however.

My question, as stated at the top is this, 'Am i assured a place in Hell?'

I also have another question, which is this:

Is suspension ungodly if you are doing it to atone for sin?

suspension is: - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Suspens...odification%29

Thankyou for taking the time to respond.
Wow, ok. I guess all that could get you a place in hell.

One question love, what does blood taste like and WHY THE HELL WOULD YOU DRINK IT?!

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Default Re: Am i assured a place in Hell? - 11-19-2006, 09:13 PM

Blood tastes metallic, coppery. I drank it because i never had before and wanted to to experience it.
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Better watch it, Bubba.

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Default Re: Am i assured a place in Hell? - 11-19-2006, 09:35 PM

And the best part is i can sin all i like during my many long years alive, and then, if and when i decide i ever did want to become a Christian, i can convert on my deathbed and STILL get into Heaven! I think that's probably the best thing about your religion.

Hah, i can even sing my little deviant songs and you can do nothing to assure me a place in hell.

god is Dead.

No one cares.

If there is a Hell.

I'll see you there.
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god is Dead.

No one cares.

If there is a Hell.

I'll see you there.
Tell me, can you think of stuff to rhyme with "Merry Christmas" or, "January 1st we celebrate the Circumcision of the Christ Child" ?

I swear to GOD, I'm half out of my mind from trying to!
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Default Re: Am i assured a place in Hell? - 11-19-2006, 09:46 PM

Try...

Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas,
Apart from if you're homo, or black, then we just hate yoooou!
Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas,
Liberal, or Methodist, we'll be saved but not yoooou!
Christmas once again is here, the universal time of cheer,
For us at least, tieing the burning sinners to the trees!
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And the best part is i can sin all i like during my many long years alive, and then, if and when i decide i ever did want to become a Christian, i can convert on my deathbed and STILL get into Heaven! I think that's probably the best thing about your religion.

Hah, i can even sing my little deviant songs and you can do nothing to assure me a place in hell.

god is Dead.

No one cares.

If there is a Hell.

I'll see you there.
Nope, that's where you're wrong.
You have just have commited the unforgivable sin of blaspheming the holy ghost. (Just read the Bible.)

That means that whatever you do, the Lord will never forgive you.
YOUR PLACE IN HELL IS NOW GUARANTEED!

So who's laughing now?
Jesus Christ, Saviour of Mankind is. He who is going to kill you and throw you into the eternal fire!
That's who.

As for us, we haven't sinned since we became True Christians, and we never did commit the sin of blashpeming the holy ghost either.
So you'll be in hell, while we'll be in Heaven, laughing.
So yeah, we're going to see each other (the holy Bible tells us that you can see hell from Heaven, and vice versa.) but you will be in eternal suffering...
While we on the other hand, will live in Paradise, with Jesus, forever.
PRAISE JESUS!

Can I get an Amen, my brothers and sisters?


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Try...

Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas,
Apart from if you're homo, or black, then we just hate yoooou!
Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas,
Liberal, or Methodist, we'll be saved but not yoooou!
Christmas once again is here, the universal time of cheer,
For us at least, tieing the burning sinners to the trees!
Sons and daughters dance around, spitting on the sinners, kicking their knees!
I Love it! Absolutely!!!

Now what about some Cool Yule verses about Jesus' Circie?
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Default Re: Am i assured a place in Hell? - 11-19-2006, 11:53 PM

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I would like to ask of anyone who would care to answer if i am assured of a place in hell.

I have

Taken Cannabis, LSA, Base (unrefined speed), Speed, Ecstasy, MDMA (Methylenedioxymethamphetamine) and Cocaine.
Drunk large quantities of Alcohol.
Indulged in sexual activites with girls, but not with boys or men.
Gotten pierced twice and tattooed once.
Bought and worn lots of Black clothing and band paraphenalia.
Bought and listened to (and sung along to) many records including those of Marilyn Manson, Ministry, Anaal Nathrakh, Black Sabbath, David Bowie, KMFDM, Napalm Death, The Berzerker, The Cure and Zyklon.
Associated with and befriended people who indulge in many of the above activities.
Cut and mutilated my own flesh and the flesh of others, though i have not murdered or incapacitated another human being.
Drunk the blood of others.
Written what would probably be interpreted as blasphemous and / or satanistic lyrics.
I dislike excessive sunlight and heat and i will seek shade.
I have disregarded nearly every authority figure which has been presented to me, however i have not disregarded my parents.
I believe that i should put myself before a lot of people, though not everyone. As an example i would l put myself before people who are addicted to things and many politicians. I would not put myself before people who are employed within the emergency services.
I do not class myself as a goth however.

My question, as stated at the top is this, 'Am i assured a place in Hell?'

I also have another question, which is this:

Is suspension ungodly if you are doing it to atone for sin?

suspension is: - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Suspens...odification%29

Thankyou for taking the time to respond.
Translation=This person is a 40 year old virgin sitting in his Momma's basement eating cheetos and drinking wine coolers.



Wake up and smell the 21st Century!!
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Default Re: Am i assured a place in Hell? - 11-20-2006, 12:14 AM

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Indulged in sexual activites with girls, but not with boys or men.
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Translation=This person is a 40 year old virgin sitting in his Momma's basement eating cheetos and drinking wine coolers.
I actually don't want to take this unsaved piece of trash in defense, but doesn't these two seem to contradict one another?

Don't be so judgemental, you vile sinner.
Stop locking for mote in his eyes when there is a beam in yours.
After all, you sacrifice children and practice witchcraft.


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Default Re: Am i assured a place in Hell? - 11-20-2006, 12:29 AM

Not being judgemental, but when people make those kinds of claims they are most likely:
1) Going for shock value
2) Have not done even close to what they claim.
Fair enough, they may have done, and hey, if they have, good for them if they enjoy it but it seems more likely they want to shock the conservative xtians here.

And I don't sacrifice ANY living being. It's you people who eat anything and everything on four legs!!



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Default Re: Am i assured a place in Hell? - 11-20-2006, 12:45 AM

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Not being judgemental, but when people make those kinds of claims they are most likely:
1) Going for shock value
2) Have not done even close to what they claim.
Fair enough, they may have done, and hey, if they have, good for them if they enjoy it but it seems more likely they want to shock the conservative xtians here.

And I don't sacrifice ANY living being. It's you people who eat anything and everything on four legs!!
Well, I can't see whats so shocking about going into women, a man has a right to do so, atleast under certain circumstances.
Maybe he thinks we are FALSE Christians? (We doesn't include YOU btw, as you are no Christian whatsoever, don't get any ideas!)

As for eating, well, atleast I don't eat those spiders you find so delicous that you keep sending them to the people of Freehold.


Let me clear that up once and for all, unworthy:
We are not cathylicking homersexuals here, a man going in unto a woman is not something that will scare us.
Samson for instance, was known to go in unto the occasional harlot, nothing wrong with that.


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Default Re: Am i assured a place in Hell? - 11-20-2006, 12:52 AM

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Well, I can't see whats so shocking about going into women, a man has a right to do so, atleast under certain circumstances.
Maybe he thinks we are FALSE Christians? (We doesn't include YOU btw, as you are no Christian whatsoever, don't get any ideas!)
Don't worry. I'm a proud Pagan, I don't want anyone thinking I'm an xtian. But, you may be right, he might be thinking of xtians other than you landover baptist weirdos.

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As for eating, well, atleast I don't eat those spiders you find so delicous that you keep sending them to the people of Freehold.
I don't eat them either. Why do you think they're in Freehold? I didn't want them in my cave, and seeing as I was in that cave because of you guys, I figured your place would be the most logical to send all those spiders.

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Let me clear that up once and for all, unworthy:
We are not cathylicking homersexuals here, a man going in unto a woman is not something that will scare us.
Samson for instance, was known to go in unto the occasional harlot, nothing wrong with that.
I don't think it was that which he was using for shock value. I believe it was the drugs, piercings, black clothing, and heavy metal music.



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