Quote:
Originally Posted by Pastor Al E Pistle
Mean Mr. Mustard
Writer, lead vocal: John Lennon
Mean Mister Mustard sleeps in the park
Shaves in the dark trying to save paper
Sleeps in a hole in the road
Saving up to buy some clothes
Keeps a ten-bob note up his nose
Such a mean old man
Such a mean old man
His sister Pam works in a shop
She never stops, she's a go-getter
Takes him out to look at the queen
Only place that he's ever been
Always shouts out something obscene
Such a dirty old man
Dirty old man
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Another good reason to hate hippies. John Lennon the Commie Dink lover.
So revered yet can't even make a decent song with decent lyrics.
Sleeps in a hole in the road? This doesn't even make sense! Who sleeps in a hole in the road? Bums?
Saves up to buy some clothes? So he's naked AND a bum in the road? This song must take place in San FranSISSYco.
What the Hell is a ten-bob? Some sort of rear-end sex toy for queers probably and from the looks of Lennon that makes the most sense. He had more hair than a barbershop wastebasket the day after Labor Day.
His sister works in a shop does she? A SEX shop I'd imagine. Thats where he got that sexy toy from most likely thats why she took him to see some fruity Queen concert.
This is why Lennon was shot to death, because he always managed to insult everyone all the time.