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Default Where have all the fatties gone? - 05-31-2019, 05:25 AM

This is a short one I've been working on, Where have all the fatties gone? It's a bit abstract for some, but it's sung to the tune of "Where have all the flowers gone?" I suppose War time music has been on my mind with the D-day anniversary.



Where have all the fatties gone,
Long night gassy,
Where have all the fatties gone,
It never stops,
Where have all the fatties gone?
They gone to Jesus, he wants them not (Proverbs 23:2 )
When will they ever stop eating?
When will they ever stop?





Brother Larry, care to help coin the next verses? Sending you a PM right now to erect this somber piece together, brother.
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Default Re: Where have all the fatties gone? - 05-31-2019, 03:45 PM

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Where have all the fatties gone?
Oh, that's an easy one to answer. Just visit any local Walmart and you will find them, especially the big, fat nigra type. And these photos show just that!


https://dailystormer.name/walmart-to...ng-experience/



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Louder still and louder
Praise the precious .
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Default Re: Where have all the fatties gone? - 05-31-2019, 10:32 PM

I will pray to Jesus for at least another verse. It’s touching Brother Jim. Brought me to tears.


Proverbs 21:31 KJV 1611:
“The horse is prepared against the day of battell: but safetie is of the Lord.”

Lord, may I serve my equine brothers and sisters just as I do my fellow man.
Amen and Amen
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Default Re: Where have all the fatties gone? - 05-31-2019, 10:40 PM

The LORD GOD spake unto me, Brother Jim. Here is verse two. He said He would touch you and inspire a third verse soon.




Where have all the spastics gone?
Long time shaking.
Where have all the spastics gone?
They just won't stop.
Where have all the spastics gone? Gone to Jesus, everyone.
But He just doesn't want them - He doesn't want them at all.




GLORY! \o/


Proverbs 21:31 KJV 1611:
“The horse is prepared against the day of battell: but safetie is of the Lord.”

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Amen and Amen
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Default Re: Where have all the fatties gone? - 06-01-2019, 03:05 AM

Beautiful Brother. This could rival the Song of Solomon.

Next verse:


Where has Hilary Clinton gone?
Long since losing (Go Trump!)
Where has Hilary Clinton
Really old news.
Where has Hilary Clinton gone?
To salt her burns, every one.
When will she ever learn?
Why can't she ever learn?
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