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Angry I'm Furious! God kills thousands in Nepal Earthquake - 04-25-2015, 06:13 PM

As you may have heard on the secular news bulletins, God has decided to smite a few thousand Nepalese to death. This makes me furious! Why do so many unsuspecting people have to die? Did they really deserve this fate?

Why did they force God's hand into burying them under the rubble of their own homes and offices, interning their children under the roof of their public schools?

I just don't understand why these people didn't simply choose to be good, why did they have to be muslims and thus evil? They destroyed their entire nation and the lives of thousands just because they are so selfish as to think they can decide for themselves which gods to follow, what rules to abide by, what teachings they share with their children.

It makes me so angry to know that people can be so stubborn and wrongheaded that they'd rather see their entire nation in shambles and multitudes wiped from the face of the earth.

I have just one message of hope and encouragement for the people of Nepal:
Nepalese, you are abhorrent! Stop being evil! Start listening to God! Don't kill more of your countrymen, family members and even yourself by refusing to accept Jesus' forgiveness!


Luke 13:1-5 Everyone who dies in a disaster deserves just that for their evil ways, for everyone who doesn't follow the Lord in every way is so evil as to deserve death.
There were present at that season some that told him of the Galilaeans, whose blood Pilate had mingled with their sacrifices.
And Jesus answering said unto them, Suppose ye that these Galilaeans were sinners above all the Galilaeans, because they suffered such things?
I tell you, Nay: but, except ye repent, ye shall all likewise perish.
Or those eighteen, upon whom the tower in Siloam fell, and slew them, think ye that they were sinners above all men that dwelt in Jerusalem?
I tell you, Nay: but, except ye repent, ye shall all likewise perish.

Isaiah 13:13 God causes earthquakes out of anger.
Therefore I will shake the heavens, and the earth shall remove out of her place, in the wrath of the Lord of hosts, and in the day of his fierce anger.

Revelation 11:13 Those who survive an earthquake are to give glory to God.
And the same hour was there a great earthquake, and the tenth part of the city fell, and in the earthquake were slain of men seven thousand: and the remnant were affrighted, and gave glory to the God of heaven.

Deuteronomy 13:6-10 People who are of different religions or proselytize for false gods deserve death, even if they are close friends and family.
If thy brother, the son of thy mother, or thy son, or thy daughter, or the wife of thy bosom, or thy friend, which is as thine own soul, entice thee secretly, saying, Let us go and serve other gods, which thou hast not known, thou, nor thy fathers;
Namely, of the gods of the people which are round about you, nigh unto thee, or far off from thee, from the one end of the earth even unto the other end of the earth;
Thou shalt not consent unto him, nor hearken unto him; neither shall thine eye pity him, neither shalt thou spare, neither shalt thou conceal him:
But thou shalt surely kill him; thine hand shall be first upon him to put him to death, and afterwards the hand of all the people.
And thou shalt stone him with stones, that he die; because he hath sought to thrust thee away from the Lord thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt, from the house of bondage.


Leviticus 26:15-16
And if ye shall despise my statutes, or if your soul abhor my judgments, so that ye will not do all my commandments, but that ye break my covenant: I also will do this unto you; I will even appoint over you terror, consumption, and the burning ague, that shall consume the eyes, and cause sorrow of heart: and ye shall sow your seed in vain, for your enemies shall eat it.
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Default Re: I'm Furious! God kills thousands in Nepal Earthquake - 04-25-2015, 06:40 PM

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As you may have heard on the secular news bulletins, God has decided to smite a few thousand Nepalese to death. This makes me furious! Why do so many unsuspecting people have to die? Did they really deserve this fate?

Why did they force God's hand into burying them under the rubble of their own homes and offices, interning their children under the roof of their public schools?

I just don't understand why these people didn't simply choose to be good, why did they have to be muslims and thus evil? They destroyed their entire nation and the lives of thousands just because they are so selfish as to think they can decide for themselves which gods to follow, what rules to abide by, what teachings they share with their children.

It makes me so angry to know that people can be so stubborn and wrongheaded that they'd rather see their entire nation in shambles and multitudes wiped from the face of the earth.

I have just one message of hope and encouragement for the people of Nepal:
Nepalese, you are abhorrent! Stop being evil! Start listening to God! Don't kill more of your countrymen, family members and even yourself by refusing to accept Jesus' forgiveness!


Luke 13:1-5 Everyone who dies in a disaster deserves just that for their evil ways, for everyone who doesn't follow the Lord in every way is so evil as to deserve death.
There were present at that season some that told him of the Galilaeans, whose blood Pilate had mingled with their sacrifices.
And Jesus answering said unto them, Suppose ye that these Galilaeans were sinners above all the Galilaeans, because they suffered such things?
I tell you, Nay: but, except ye repent, ye shall all likewise perish.
Or those eighteen, upon whom the tower in Siloam fell, and slew them, think ye that they were sinners above all men that dwelt in Jerusalem?
I tell you, Nay: but, except ye repent, ye shall all likewise perish.

Isaiah 13:13 God causes earthquakes out of anger.
Therefore I will shake the heavens, and the earth shall remove out of her place, in the wrath of the Lord of hosts, and in the day of his fierce anger.

Revelation 11:13 Those who survive an earthquake are to give glory to God.
And the same hour was there a great earthquake, and the tenth part of the city fell, and in the earthquake were slain of men seven thousand: and the remnant were affrighted, and gave glory to the God of heaven.

Deuteronomy 13:6-10 People who are of different religions or proselytize for false gods deserve death, even if they are close friends and family.
If thy brother, the son of thy mother, or thy son, or thy daughter, or the wife of thy bosom, or thy friend, which is as thine own soul, entice thee secretly, saying, Let us go and serve other gods, which thou hast not known, thou, nor thy fathers;
Namely, of the gods of the people which are round about you, nigh unto thee, or far off from thee, from the one end of the earth even unto the other end of the earth;
Thou shalt not consent unto him, nor hearken unto him; neither shall thine eye pity him, neither shalt thou spare, neither shalt thou conceal him:
But thou shalt surely kill him; thine hand shall be first upon him to put him to death, and afterwards the hand of all the people.
And thou shalt stone him with stones, that he die; because he hath sought to thrust thee away from the Lord thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt, from the house of bondage.
Brother Follower,

I respond to your message not only because I share your disgust with people that refuse to see the only way to be at peace is by serving our God, but I also respond because as your signature scripture quote plainly shows, GOD WARNED THEM a long time ago.

Leviticus wasn't written yesterday, and yet it is as pertinent to our world today as when it was uttered in the days of the original creation: Serve the Lord and do as He says, or reap His jealous wrath! He spoke those loving Leviticus words out of the depths of His Loving Heart, a Heart that cared enough to send Himself as His Son to the sinful pits of this foul Earth so that my former people, the Joos, would kill Him temporarily and thereby make everything just keen - IF WE WILL ACCEPT HIS PLAN and - of course - continue to do what He says or else. Oh, what a loving and wondrous Lord we serve! Never has He left us to wonder what to do - nay, He makes it clear through His Word. If we choose to ignore it, then we deserve all the acne, underarm odor, measles, mumps, AIDS, and prickly heat that we endure. (Ladies, forgive me for using the word "prickly"; I promise it means something other than what you might think). Bless you, Brother Follower, for your compassionate and Christ-centered reminder to the world that it is up to us to make the decisions that keep us within God's Holy Hands. May we keep Leviticus 26:15-16 always in our hearts.

Loving my Lord,
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Default Re: I'm Furious! God kills thousands in Nepal Earthquake - 04-25-2015, 06:52 PM

The slant section down in hell is huge. And the Nepalese are the wetbacks of the slant world, so no one really cares. They don't possess a soul anyway.


Who Will Jesus Damn?

Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: I'm Furious! God kills thousands in Nepal Earthquake - 04-25-2015, 07:11 PM

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They don't possess a soul anyway.
Probably not, brother. I'm almost certain that our wise and benevolent cosmic monarch would not waste a soul by sending it to grow up among the Nippleease.

I pray that the moral midgets of this distant wasteland awaken to the love of Christ before He decimates them, their women, children, goats, architecture, and records alongside the men. If the Lord would hold off only another few days so that they could hear the gospel, though I know it repents Him that they were made.


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Default Re: I'm Furious! God kills thousands in Nepal Earthquake - 04-26-2015, 11:58 PM

Please join me and other Pastors in Praying that not a single pagan temple is rebuilt in godless Nepal, and that all of those filthy devil worshipers repent and accept Christ into their heart.


Who Will Jesus Damn?

Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Please join me and other Pastors in Praying that not a single pagan temple is rebuilt in godless Nepal, and that all of those filthy devil worshipers repent and accept Christ into their heart.
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Default Re: I'm Furious! God kills thousands in Nepal Earthquake - 04-27-2015, 01:25 AM

I hope a bunch of them cram into one of their freak temples and God pushes the ceiling down upon them.
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Default Re: I'm Furious! God kills thousands in Nepal Earthquake - 04-27-2015, 02:57 AM

I for one have no sympathy for these cow-worshipping dotheads, but if there are any White, American Christians among the Mount Everest climbers my prayers are with them.
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I for one have no sympathy for these cow-worshipping dotheads, but if there are any White, American Christians among the Mount Everest climbers my prayers are with them.
There was that Google guy, but from the pictures he looks like he had the morals of an alley cat.

http://nypost.com/2015/04/25/google-exec-suspected-fornicator-among-hundreds-dead-from-nepal-earthquake/

I bet his tallywacker was just dripping with disease.

The whole earthquake thing reminds me of a recipe for shake and bake pork chops! Take 1 (5-ounce) box plain melba toast, 2 teaspoons dry Italian seasoning, 1/2 teaspoon garlic powder, 1/4 cup finely grated Parmesan, 1/4 cup vegetable oil
2 large eggs, 6 thin center-cut pork chops (about 2 1/4 pounds). Then, position rack in center of oven and preheat the oven to 400 degrees F. Line a large rimmed baking sheet with aluminum foil and place a wire rack on top. Place the melba toast in a food processor and pulse to form coarse crumbs, about 3 pulses. Transfer the crumbs to a large plastic resealable food storage bag and add the Italian seasoning, the garlic powder, Parmesan, and vegetable oil. Close the bag and shake to combine.

In a medium mixing bowl, beat the eggs. Using your hands, dip the pork chops 1 at a time into the eggs, then place in the bag, close, and shake to coat on both sides. Pretend you are God and the pork chops are some kind of heathen Nepalese pagoda. If needed, press so that the crumbs adhere.

Place the chops on the wire rack on the baking sheet. Bake until the pork chops are cooked through and the coating is golden brown and crisp, about 20 minutes.

DEEElicious!! Hope you enjoy!!


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Default Re: I'm Furious! God kills thousands in Nepal Earthquake - 04-27-2015, 03:44 PM

Oh Midge! You're a beautiful little tulip in God's Garden! I just want to pick you up and hug you all day long!!!

Your recipe sounds delightful. It could probably also work with chicken breast.


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