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Default A serious Question - 07-20-2008, 01:07 PM
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I'll try my best to keep a straight face with this one. Its not meant to offend in any way, I'm just trying to understand you guys.
Ok, here is my question. If the world is 5000 years old and it was created in 6 days, how do you explain dinosaurs?

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Default Re: A serious Question - 07-20-2008, 01:40 PM
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Ok, here is my question. If the world is 5000 years old and it was created in 6 days, how do you explain dinosaurs?

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What's your problem? They were created by God.
Job:16:14: He breaketh me with breach upon breach, he runneth upon me like a giant.
Job:40:15: Behold now behemoth, which I made with thee; he eateth grass as an ox.
La:4:3: Even the sea monsters draw out the breast, they give suck to their young ones: the daughter of my people is become cruel, like the ostriches in the wilderness. (notice the ostrich is a mammal)




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Default Re: A serious Question - 07-20-2008, 01:44 PM
It's 6000 years old.

Dinosaurs were antediluvian beasts, "giants" who roamed the Earth and were destroyed by the Flood. At that time many of their bones were preserved in the sediments deposited by the Flood.

There were giants in the earth in those days; and also after that, when the sons of God came in unto the daughters of men, and they bare children to them, the same became mighty men which were of old, men of renown. Genesis 6:4

Oceanic beasts like icthysaurs and moasaurs, who were obviously not drowned in the Flood, must have died of embarrassment after finding that all their terrestrial relatives had been killed by God. It is not exactly pleasant to know that all your friends are so hated by the Supreme Ruler of the Universe that He flooded the whole Earth.

As far as geologic dating goes, most geologists are too nerdy to date and should just hold hands until they get their rocks off. (JOKE!)

But seriously, we all know that the radioactive isotopes used in finding the ages of rocks decayed at different rates in the past. Around 5000 years ago the flux of cosmic rays was so much higher that it affected the way carbon-14 and potassium-40 and goofium-5 and whatnot behaved. So all the dates proposed by geologists are simply wrong.

Interestingly, cosmic ray fluxes at that level would have also cooked living cells like eggs in a blacksmith's forge. Surely the Hand of God worketh in miracles.

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Default Re: A serious Question - 07-20-2008, 09:28 PM
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Ok, here is my question. If the world is 5000 years old and it was created in 6 days, how do you explain dinosaurs?

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Think of it this way:

All the contradictory evidence that supports dinosaurs existing not less than 6,000 years ago but over 60 millions ago was all put there by God to test your faith. And if there's something that members of this forum have it's too much faith.

I would like you to meet my imaginary friend, God.

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You know, my faith in your being savable was all built up until that final sentence.

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Default Re: A serious Question - 07-21-2008, 01:11 PM
How f**kin' scientific...
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Default Re: A serious Question - 07-21-2008, 03:45 PM
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How f**kin' scientific...
Your display of intellect truly boggles the mind.

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How f**kin' scientific...
What an idiot, you act as if you've never heard of goofium-5 isotope testing...

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Default Re: A serious Question - 07-21-2008, 11:26 PM
Anytime someone makes it a point to claim they have a "serious" question, it's obvious that they're really asking a dishonest question that's intended to offend and anger the religious community.

The fact that this Baptist community has allowed this vile question to remain visible on the Internet is a testament to the fact that they are working against the holy Pope and all the great work he has done to remove infidels from Earth.
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The fact that this Baptist community has allowed this vile question to remain visible on the Internet is a testament to the fact that they are working against the holy Pope and all the great work he has done to remove infidels from Earth.
The vast diatribes describing the perversions of the Catholic Cult and that antiChrist drag queen they call the Pope are other subtle clues you could have found, were you a tad more observant.

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The vast diatribes describing the perversions of the Catholic Cult and that antiChrist drag queen they call the Pope are other subtle clues you could have found, were you a tad more observant.
Mr. Rodimer, your perverted obsession with our Pope is both startling and disturbing. You appear to be attracted to the Pope and I suspect you also have X-Rated fantasies about him.

Please stop having those thoughts about His Holiness.
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Mr. Rodimer, your perverted obsession with our Pope is both startling and disturbing. You appear to be attracted to the Pope and I suspect you also have X-Rated fantasies about him.

Please stop having those thoughts about His Holiness.
We are actual Christians here, and we don't tolerate any mary worship on God's favorite forum. Watch your mouth, cannuck.

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I don't appreciate your tone of voice, young man. We are living in a civilized society and we should act accordingly. We are not barbarians who grunt and insult each other. YOU FOOL!

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I imagine the Pastors will have no choice but to toss you into quarantine if you contine to insult Pastors, Members, and True Christians™.

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I respectfully ask you to cease and desist from acting like a fool on the Internet.
Listen Mr. Clowny boy. I am a True Christian™ Pastor, and as such I am better than you, your family, or anyone you've ever met. While posting on this Godly forum, you have exactly zero rights. Unless you want to lose you're posting privileges, I suggest you keep a respectful tongue in your head.

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Who Will Jesus Damn?

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Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: A serious Question - 07-22-2008, 03:04 AM
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Listen Mr. Clowny boy. I am a True Christian™ Pastor, and as such I am better than you, your family, or anyone you've ever met. While posting on this Godly forum, you have exactly zero rights. Unless you want to lose you're posting privileges, I suggest you keep a respectful tongue in your head.
Why the angry face? When I introduced myself (somehow I mistakenly informed you that my name is Harry instead of Fuzzy) I specifically stated that I am here as an ally. Sadly, some of you (I won't name names...unless I find out that you're communists) have decided to attack me simply because I follow the one true religion, unlike some people. Once again, I won't name names.

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You might want to take a look at THIS thread before making an even bigger fool out of yourself too.
What do you take me for, a baptist? Of course I read the official rules and regulations before posting on your forum. I respectfully request that you apologize to me for implying that I did not read the rules before posting.

P.S. You claimed that you're better than be but that's impossible since you're an American.

P.P.S. I don't hate you because you're American. It's not your fault.
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Default Re: A serious Question - 07-22-2008, 12:12 PM
Mary worship? Is that like Chrisian code-talk for reading a smut mag?

As for goofium, yeah, thats the only thing that made sense here. I've no doubt that goofium is a legal term for testing the age of things.
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Default Re: A serious Question - 07-24-2008, 01:08 AM
Oh give me a break -- we might as well have an element called goofium. No one can keep up with the so-called elements that so-called scientists invent. They've got one called "ununbium", based on fleeting glimpses of around 7 atoms. But not all together.

They've got an element called "ununtrium", too. It lasts half a second on average, but they've only "seen" 8 atoms of it.

8 lousy atoms! That only last half a second! I swear to goodness, goofium is more plausible than that.

God made everything man needs in the first 6 days (and then He had a snooze). The propensity of scientists to make weird lump-headed mutant atoms is surely unrighteous and some kind of sin.

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Default Re: A serious Question - 07-24-2008, 02:21 PM
Yea dem scientists always creating new elements & new laws and what not... "Gravity", whoever invented gravity is an idiot... Hey mate?
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Default Re: A serious Question - 07-24-2008, 05:57 PM
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Yea dem scientists always creating new elements & new laws and what not... "Gravity", whoever invented gravity is an idiot... Hey mate?
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