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One of God's species just discovered -
02-15-2012, 04:50 PM
Tiny lizards found in Madagascar
Of course this report suggests this little guy evolved to be so tiny, which doesn't make sense. Why would something evolve to be so small when being bigger is advantageous? The only reason a man would suggest such a thing is to try and impress the ladies with the idea that small = advanced, if you know what I mean.
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Re: One of God's species just discovered -
02-15-2012, 06:04 PM
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The only reason a man would suggest such a thing is to try and impress the ladies with the idea that small = advanced, if you know what I mean.
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Re: One of God's species just discovered -
02-15-2012, 06:17 PM
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I don't, can somebody please explain this to me? Is this one of those "inside jokes" that I've heard about?
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02-15-2012, 06:20 PM
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I don't, can somebody please explain this to me? Is this one of those "inside jokes" that I've heard about?
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Re: One of God's species just discovered -
02-15-2012, 06:33 PM
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Is that's why you behind end up so bloated?
Perhaps you two might want to keep you feminine nonsense down since their is a serious discussion about this tinny lizard and his huge tongue?
No, scientist are full of nonsense. There is no reason why having a huge tongue would make a male more desirable to the female of a species.
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Re: One of God's species just discovered -
02-15-2012, 06:40 PM
I still like that "dugong" Richard DORKins made up:
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02-15-2012, 06:51 PM
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Re: One of God's species just discovered -
02-15-2012, 07:02 PM
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No, scientist are full of nonsense. There is no reason why having a huge tongue would make a male more desirable to the female of a species.
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It just goes to show how foolish and asinine the theory of evolution is. Scientists make this stuff up as they go along, not caring that Darwin never talked about tongues. I can't imagine how they would explain a huge tongue being desirable to women. I mean, a man with a small tongue can appreciate the taste of his wife's fresh pie just as much as a man with a huge tongue so what would be the difference?
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Re: One of God's species just discovered -
02-15-2012, 08:16 PM
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You know us women!
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For some reason the following verse comes to mind,
Ezekiel 23:20
For she doted upon their paramours, whose flesh is as the flesh of asses, and whose issue is like the issue of horses.
Genesis 22:2 And he said, Take now thy son, thine only son Isaac, whom thou lovest, and get thee into the land of Moriah; and offer him there for a burnt offering upon one of the mountains which I will tell thee of.
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02-15-2012, 08:23 PM
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I still like that "dugong" Richard DORKins made up:
Anyone can see that is just a potato in someone's pool (that needs cleaning).
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Re: One of God's species just discovered -
02-17-2012, 07:07 PM
As always, another fascinating, fact filled interesting post. It is unfortunate these little creatures were not on the Galapagos.
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Re: One of God's species just discovered -
02-20-2012, 03:04 AM
What a delightful-looking creature. Personally, I think smaller = cuter. I wonder what else is left for us to find?
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