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Default Re: The Christian guide to TORTURING your children - 05-01-2014, 10:05 AM

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I was simply stating the fact that a women should never question a man's intentions!
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Default Re: The Christian guide to TORTURING your children - 05-01-2014, 10:08 AM

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As I matter of fact, I did not understand the question. And as a woman you should not talk back to me, a man

Or would you like me to give you a beating?
Lea, A True Christian ™ woman is totally permitted on this forum to rebuke Unsaved Trash and Forum Members. The food chain on this forum is as follows:


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Default Re: The Christian guide to TORTURING your children - 05-01-2014, 10:17 AM

I'm so disappointed in you Lea. I really thought you had begun to turn the corner and there was still hope for you. Alas, I think I was wrong
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Default Re: The Christian guide to TORTURING your children - 05-01-2014, 10:52 AM

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You're a fag...
Listen, heathen! You will use a respectful tongue when speaking to True Christians, you're betters!

Is this behavior worth burning in HELL over?


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I see you ignored my question. You know you are going to hell but you continue to act this way.


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I see you ignored my question. You know you are going to hell but you continue to act this way.
Are you God? I do not think so. Therefore you shall not judge me. If you continue to judge me the way God is supposed to judge me, shall it be you who will burn in hell rather than me!
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Are you God? I do not think so. Therefore you shall not judge me. If you continue to judge me the way God is supposed to judge me, shall it be you who will burn in hell rather than me!

That's odd. My Bible has A LOT of verses saying I should judge you and none saying I shouldn't. Could you provide some scripture to back this up please? Just so, when I go to complain about my faulty Bible, I have some evidence for where there has been a misprint. For the record I'm going off:


Leviticus 19:15
Proverbs 31:9
Matthew 7:1-5
Luke 6:31
Luke 6:37
John 7:24
John 8:7
John 8:15-16
1 Corinthians 2:15
1 Corinthians 5:12-13
1 Corinthians 6:1-6
Galatians 6:1


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Default Re: The Christian guide to TORTURING your children - 05-05-2014, 03:59 PM

This is sick.
Are you actually recommending that people should beat, humiliate and starve their children? Is this some outrageous joke?
On the other hand, if your parents did those awful things to you when you were children, no wonder you're such sick puppies. No one can withstand this amount of abuse and stay sane.
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Default Re: The Christian guide to TORTURING your children - 05-05-2014, 04:21 PM

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This is sick.
Are you actually recommending that people should beat, humiliate and starve their children? Is this some outrageous joke?
On the other hand, if your parents did those awful things to you when you were children, no wonder you're such sick puppies. No one can withstand this amount of abuse and stay sane.
I'm not recommending anything: God is commanding EVERYTHING.



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I'm not recommending anything: God is commanding EVERYTHING.



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Last time I checked, it wasn't God who was writing hateful articles on the Internet.
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Don't be silly. The articles we write aren't hateful. They're celebrating and sharing the Good News!

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Can you please explain how is abusing your children (to the point of welcoming their death) good news? I really don't understand.
What I do is feel pity for your poor kids. And also gratitude that my parents didn't think that their God is commanding them to abuse me.
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Can you please explain how is abusing your children (to the point of welcoming their death) good news? I really don't understand.
What I do is feel pity for your poor kids. And also gratitude that my parents didn't think that their God is commanding them to abuse me.
I'd be happy to! You can read what I teach young parents about Biblically Sanctioned Parenting in this thread, Godly Parenting: Tomato Staking for Beginners.



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Default Re: The Christian guide to TORTURING your children - 05-05-2014, 08:40 PM

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Can you please explain how is abusing your children (to the point of welcoming their death) good news? I really don't understand.
How is a child being with Jesus in Heaven not good news?


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How is a child being with Jesus in Heaven not good news?
Atheist "logic" just always contradicts itself, doesn't it?


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Default Re: The Christian guide to TORTURING your children - 05-06-2014, 03:34 AM

I see a contradiction in your logic too.
If dying and being with Jesus in heaven is good news, why do you all continue living? From your point of view, it should be logical to kill yourself, shouldn't it? And maybe kill everyone around you, because then they will be with Jesus in heaven too!
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I see a contradiction in your logic too.
If dying and being with Jesus in heaven is good news, why do you all continue living? From your point of view, it should be logical to kill yourself, shouldn't it? And maybe kill everyone around you, because then they will be with Jesus in heaven too!
Typical atheist logic, thinking mass murder is good thing. It's people like you who grow up to be Stalin, Mao or Pol Pot, they killed millions each. We Christians believe murder is usually wrong, because God forbids it in quite a few cases. We are the good people.


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