Oh, my goodness, my dear Great-Grandbaby Brother Larry! I'm afraid that I'm unsure as to my participation in this project, as well-intentioned as it may be. It's not that I don't want to help out, Dear, but it's just, well, I do find muu muus are just a bit unbecoming, especially when one strives to dress in a style that is suitable for a woman of my age. Not only that, but as our beloved Sister Joanna has so kindly noted, they are often made of polyester (a rather undignified fake material), and I prefer silken fabrics. Furthermore, I don't wear a muu muu (or caftan, as they're sometimes called) even around the house. I consider them to be garish and "sloppy". As a
ambassador of the
, I do feel that I have a great responsibility to look my best, at all times.
II Timothy 2:9 " In like manner also, that women adorn themselves in modest apparel".
You see, Dear, I strive to be always as presentable as possible, as one never knows when the door chimes will announce that a visitor has arrived. And if it should be a caller who is seeking the
, then I must always make an excellent impression when answering the door.
However, I am more than happy to help you with a check to further your cause -- unless, of course, it means that I am obligated to wear the muu muu. Please let me know -- at your earliest convenience -- if I should cancel sending my donation.
And to you, I send my love, as always, dear Great-Grandbaby Brother Larry.