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hello everyone -
08-28-2021, 07:25 PM
hello users of LANDOVER BAPTIST CHRUCH forum,
im new here!
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Re: hello everyone -
08-28-2021, 07:28 PM
Hello and a cautious to you as well.
Please, do introduce yourself. Tell us what church you go to and what your favorite Bible verse is and how you came to find Jesus.
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Re: hello everyone -
08-28-2021, 07:38 PM
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Hello and a cautious to you as well.
Please, do introduce yourself. Tell us what church you go to and what your favorite Bible verse is and how you came to find Jesus.
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what if i dont know the name of the church i go to?
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08-28-2021, 07:40 PM
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what if i dont know the name of the church i go to?
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Then, sweetie, you can ask that your Mommy, or whoever is your caretaker (you know, the person who turns on and off you computer, brings you food, and I assume changes your diapers, too).
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08-28-2021, 07:45 PM
Ay up, duck! I think what Sister Basilissa means by your caretaker is your carer - the nice lady who comes in once or twice a day. She may be the same person as your mummy.
Are social services involved?
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08-28-2021, 08:43 PM
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hello users of LANDOVER BAPTIST CHRUCH forum,
im new here!
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Hello, poster who identifies as godlovesyou82. Feel free to give us a proper introduction.
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Re: hello everyone -
08-29-2021, 12:23 AM
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hello users of LANDOVER BAPTIST CHRUCH forum,
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First of all, this is NOT a debate forum. We're right and you're wrong, according to Jesus and the Holy Word of God. Please read THIS thread before making an even bigger fool of yourself.
Secondly, while the internets might seem to be "free" to you, this particular corner of the internets is a privately owned Christian forum. The rights you have on this forum are listed HERE. Please contact a Pastor immediately if you feel that any of your rights have been violated.
Finally, your unsaved opinions or tantrums are not even slightly of interest to us. We follow the Holy Word of God TO THE LETTER, and make no apologies for that. One of the most important commandments in the Bible tells us to avoid unsaved scum such as yourself. You wandered in here uninvited, and unwelcome .
If you want to debate people, THIS is the place to go.
Please make a thread of your own in the "Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.
And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself.
I will pray that the Holy Spirit enter you and chase the demons out of your rectum and let Jesus fill you with His Grace. If you use your God-given free will to reject Christ and His temporary death on the cross for my sins, then you are sending yourself to hellfire.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: hello everyone -
08-29-2021, 07:59 AM
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hello users of LANDOVER BAPTIST CHRUCH forum,
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hello - as Pastor explains we're not here to debate (for instance whether God exists) or argue (about this or that theology) even though all sorts of people have all sorts of weird ideas none of which are found in The Bible - but here's some that are mentioned frequently
Sorrow - Shame - Sickness - Pain - Pressing - Crushing - Striking Down - Abandonment - Persecution - Destruction - The Curse
That's where we all started out from birth, vile in God's eyes, undeserving of Heaven. Sure, there are other creeds rejecting The Bible or never having heard about it at all. And again, some people DO know about The Bible but make up their own methods of worship which I'm not going to describe but none of them are effective in getting rid of vileness. The Curse brought down on all humanity remains alive inside them. But that's not all The Bible tells us about.
Joy - Promise - Blessing - Strength - Endurance
Jesus was killed very horribly because God is a loving God and He wants the best for us. There are outdoor worship formats, perhaps you could imagine some trees in the background, where God is adored as He's told us to BUT there are others where The Truth is NOT preached and God's wished are ignored. In either case someone attending may not find out what the assembly is called. It probably does have a name but you may not know what it is.
How would you tell if an outdoor congregation was celebrating God properly?
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Re: hello everyone -
08-29-2021, 09:39 AM
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Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel
First of all, this is NOT a debate forum. We're right and you're wrong, according to Jesus and the Holy Word of God. Please read THIS thread before making an even bigger fool of yourself.
Secondly, while the internets might seem to be "free" to you, this particular corner of the internets is a privately owned Christian forum. The rights you have on this forum are listed HERE. Please contact a Pastor immediately if you feel that any of your rights have been violated.
Finally, your unsaved opinions or tantrums are not even slightly of interest to us. We follow the Holy Word of God TO THE LETTER, and make no apologies for that. One of the most important commandments in the Bible tells us to avoid unsaved scum such as yourself. You wandered in here uninvited, and unwelcome .
If you want to debate people, THIS is the place to go.
Please make a thread of your own in the "Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.
And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself.
I will pray that the Holy Spirit enter you and chase the demons out of your rectum and let Jesus fill you with His Grace. If you use your God-given free will to reject Christ and His temporary death on the cross for my sins, then you are sending yourself to hellfire.
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wait what i didnt debate nor argue
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Re: hello everyone -
08-29-2021, 10:10 AM
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wait what i didnt debate nor argue
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You seem to be arguing now.
What you really didn't do is follow the instructions at the top of this forum:
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The introduction forum Attention Unsaved Trash: This the ONLY subforum you can start threads in.Here is where you introduce yourself. Tell us what church you go to and what your favorite Bible verse is and how you came to find Jesus.
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Re: hello everyone -
08-29-2021, 03:36 PM
I'm hoping the detail of the Church's name may be explainable and am looking forward to the Bible verse. It could be poetry about Jesus from the Song of Solomon or about exciting times to come from II Peter?
There's so much encouragement in The Bible and also warnings. Once there'd been an opportunity for something wonderful to be built upon Christ but He was rejected. Then something even more wonderful happened!
Acts 4:11-12 This is the stone which was set at nought of you builders, which is become the head of the corner. Neither is there salvation in any other: for there is none other name under heaven given among men, whereby we must be saved.
It's always worth remembering that guitars can play more than just metal, and flutes have a place outside soppy pop ballads.
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