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Re: Insane Clown Posse claims to be evangelical Christians -
12-01-2010, 03:35 AM
You all can label me as you wish. I do not care. I try to inlighten you on my lifestyle. But you all can not wrap your simple mind around it. There are posts on here about a girl being raped and you all are pissed about her not wanting the man who done it. We do not live in the days of the Old Testament. Guess you didnt get the memo its 2010. I cant belive that you self proclaimed CHRISTIANS are so closed minded. The BIBLE has muder, deceit, adultry, and several other things in it also. So should the BIBLE have an explicit content not sutable for childeren on it. I bet you say no. So they hid the messages big deal. Your opinion is no great deal to how I live my life. So I guess we will see who is walking with GOD on JUDGEMENT DAY. And to the ones that are not giving me crap about being a JUGGALO WHO FOLLOWS GOD thank you.
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12-01-2010, 03:41 AM
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The BIBLE has muder, deceit, adultry, and several other things in it also.
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Sure it does! But does it glorify these things, as the Insane Clown Pussies do, or condemn them?
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So should the BIBLE have an explicit content not sutable for childeren on it. I bet you say no.
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I bet you're wrong. The Bible should be read with parental guidance, lest young girls think it's a good idea to get their fathers drunk and have sex with them, as Lot's daughters did after escaping Sodom.
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12-01-2010, 04:13 AM
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So tell me, do you think that glorifying murder, rape, assault, and the like is a good and Christian thing, or a bad and evil thing?
ICP's "followers" have been encouraged by the "music" to stab, rape, steal, and attack complete strangers. How is that helping them find Jesus?
And as for "this faith thing", the ICP themselves claim to be evangelical Christians.
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You know, Rev. M., the one thing that impresses me about Christianity, and the Pastoral team here at Landover Baptist in particular, is open-mindedness. How refreshingly different from the rigid cliques and stereotypical ideologies found among unbelievers, atheists and followers of all the other false religions!
I find it difficult to believe that the person in that video clip is either female or a professor, but there are ways to open doors, I suppose. The Insane Clown Posse cannot possibly be "Christians" - for a start their minds are closed to God's revelation through His word. There are so many things in The Bible that show us how our understanding is limited and imperfect, and we need to be open to all these new things which God wants to tell us about.
MATTHEW 7 ©1611
15 Beware of false prophets which come to you in sheepes clothing, but inwardly they are rauening wolues.
16 Yee shall knowe them by their fruits: Doe men gather grapes of thornes, or figges of thistles?
17 Euen so, euery good tree bringeth forth good fruit: but a corrupt tree bringeth forth euill fruit.
18 A good tree cannot bring forth euil fruit, neither can a corrupt tree bring forth good fruit.
19 Euery tree that bringeth not forth good fruit, is hewen downe, and cast into the fire.
20 Wherefore by their fruits ye shall know them.
So what are the fruits of Insane Clown Posse? Well, some of them have been listed already, shooting women in the head, swearing, stabbing, swearing, incest, fornication, swearing, trickery, chopping people up, swearing, drunkeness, swearing, uncovering the nakedness of women and their daughters, death threats, robbery and swearing.
JOHN 8:44a Ye are of your father the deuill, and the lusts of your father ye will doe ©1611
Lust characterises every word and action of these demonic "rap gangstaz" - read their interview with The Guardian, and weep for the ruined innocence of all their fans.
II CORINTHIANS 4:3-4 But if our Gospel be hid, it is hid to them that are lost: In whom the God of this world hath blinded the minds of them which beleeue not, lest the light of the glorious Gospel of Christ, who is the image of God, should shine vnto them. ©1611
II CORINTHIANS 11:3-4 But I feare lest by any meanes, as the Serpent beguiled Eue through his subtilty, so your mindes should bee corrupted from the simplicitie that is in Christ. For if he that commeth preacheth another Iesus whome wee haue not preached, or if yee receiue another spirit, which ye haue not receiued, or another Gospel, which ye haue not accepted, yee might well beare with him. ©1611
Insane Clown Posse preach another Jesus than the Jesus of The Bible. Their message is not the same message that God instructs us in, through His word and the life of His Son. It is a another gospel preached by another spirit, intended to corrupt. The message that God has prepared, in His Perfect Love, is hidden by these monsters, and it is by their fruits that we are able to recognise their true father whose atrocious lusts they epitomise.
I PETER 5:8 Be sober, be vigilant: because your aduersary the deuill, as a roaring Lion walketh about, seeking whom he may deuoure. ©1611
God knows all about the world He has made, and teaches us about it through the ministry of His Word in The Bible, through the ministry of True Christian Pastors and through the experiences He guides us through, in His Perfect Love. This is shown to be true throughout history.
Insane Clown Posse are just that: insane, clowns and a veritable posse of demons intent on blinding, deceiving, corrupting and leading those poor fans to Hell.
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Re: Insane Clown Posse claims to be evangelical Christians -
12-01-2010, 05:25 AM
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You all can label me as you wish. I do not care. I try to inlighten you on my lifestyle. But you all can not wrap your simple mind around it.
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You like the worst band ever, yet you have the stones to call us simple minded?
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There are posts on here about a girl being raped and you all are pissed about her not wanting the man who done it.
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Yes, because she refused to do what the Law says to. Haven't you ever heard of the shotgun wedding? Surely, you are familiar with the concept of blowing people's heads off if they don't comply with demands.
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We do not live in the days of the Old Testament.
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I suppose we live in the days of the Shaggy 2 Dope testament?
As I howl like a dog and I'm running down the street. Hiding in the trees, ...kill her. I have to kill her. I'm gonna kill her. I'm gonna kill her ... I gotta
You can think I'm joking on my joker while you laugh
I'm coming to your house I'm finna cut your neck in half
Everywhere I go the grim reaper stays on me
Cuz the fucker knows I'm always leaving dead bodies
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So they hid the messages big deal. Your opinion is no great deal to how I live my life. So I guess we will see who is walking with GOD on JUDGEMENT DAY. And to the ones that are not giving me crap about being a JUGGALO WHO FOLLOWS GOD thank you.
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You will be judged by God, son. It's not too late to pick up a Bible, read it cover to cover and actually know what is in it.
Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.
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12-01-2010, 05:28 AM
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I ran out of rep points for this user, but you pretty much killed this argument. I have nothing more to say about this subject.
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Re: Insane Clown Posse claims to be evangelical Christians -
12-01-2010, 08:01 PM
Ohh man you realy got me. My whole world is SHATTERED. Please big bad INTERNET PASTORS dont hurt me with you missguided interpritation of the GOSPEL. I BELIEVE THIS IS A BACKWOODS REDNECK HILLBILLIE MISS INFORMED BUNCH OF RETARDS. I wont be able to make it into HELL with all of you blocking the gateway.
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12-01-2010, 08:06 PM
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Ohh man you realy got me. My whole world is SHATTERED. Please big bad INTERNET PASTORS dont hurt me with you missguided interpritation of the GOSPEL.
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Can you point out where we are misinterpreting God's Word? I seriously doubt you have ever read the Book.
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I BELIEVE THIS IS A BACKWOODS REDNECK HILLBILLIE MISS INFORMED BUNCH OF RETARDS. I wont be able to make it into HELL with all of you blocking the gateway.
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It's statements like these that even make furries look down on jugglalosers.
Son, we are trying to save your soul. ICP may have been shocking or somewhat interesting in 1995, but this "coming out" as Christians is just a pathetic marketing ploy and you retardeds eat it up.
Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.
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12-01-2010, 08:26 PM
Why are you angry at Brother Levi? He didn't make ICP the lamest band in the world. You should be angry at ICP for being so lame.
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Re: Insane Clown Posse claims to be evangelical Christians -
12-01-2010, 08:43 PM
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I myself believe in Christ. I'm also a JUGGALO. Yes ICP has touched many lifes with certain lyrics and songs. It may not be the best way to relay a message. The ones who have set and heard the message that they tell. Have found a way to God that no one else could. As for Juggaloism I'm not a follower. I believe that who made this so called faith needs to go back and re-educate theirselves. Study the lyrics and also study the BIBLE. The only reason people are against this is because its out of the norm that people are use to.
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What a pile of crap. If you believe this, then I am a York Peppermint Pattie.
The Bible specifically states not to paint your body or face. No where does is state to wield a hatchet.
You juggalosers are nothing but a bunch of white trash that not even a nigra would toss in his garbage truck.
For you to think for one second you people are Christians is insane. Perhaps that is why your 'main prophets' are called "Insane CP." I bet you pray to John Wayne Gacy.
You wack jobs, like the goths, EMO's and the rest of the mentally deficient people, all use the same shtick - "No one understands us because we are all different".
I'll tell you just how different you are. Ever been to a giant landfill? Trash everywhere, and it is all different but no matter where you go among the trash, it all stinks the same. What you people need is four feet of red clay over your heads.
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Re: Insane Clown Posse claims to be evangelical Christians -
12-02-2010, 04:57 PM
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There are posts on here about a girl being raped and you all are pissed about her not wanting the man who done it.
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It's called reading the Bible. You might like to try it sometime.
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We do not live in the days of the Old Testament. Guess you didnt get the memo its 2010.
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Therefore, what?
Matt. 5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled.
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I agree completely. What matters is God's opinion, and He has given us the Bible so that we can know what that is.
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12-10-2010, 04:13 AM
It seems that the Juggle-tards are actually Mormons, not Christians.
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Murdered bookseller unknowingly bought stolen books from gang member
SOUTH SALT LAKE - Sherry Black was found stabbed to death last week in South Salt Lake.
Black had an outstanding reputation as a book dealer and was known for her honesty and integrity. Friends say she was shocked to learn some books she had purchased had been stolen and the source she purchased them from, according to police, is a gang member.
According to police reports, Sherry Black unknowingly purchased 14 rare stolen LDS books from a gang member, who had a history of making violent threats.
Lorin Nielsen In February of 2009, 20-year-old Lorin Nielsen was arrested and charged with stealing books from his father, a polygamous church president.
He sold them to Sherry Black for $20,000.
The books included a first-edition French Book of Mormon signed by John Taylor with a message to Parley P. Pratt.
In total, the books were worth an estimated $45,000.
When the father confronted Nielsen about the theft, the report states Nielsen warned him that "if he got police involved he will set off a chain of events he's not going to like because he is a member of a gang."
Police reports state Nielsen was affiliated with an Insane Clown Posse, or Juggalos gang and had access to guns.
Black's friend, fellow book dealer, Scott Young, says she told him about the incident, and that she did everything she could to make it right once she learned the books were stolen.
"She was mortified that something like that would happen to her," said Young. "Just that none of us ever want a situation like that."
The police report states she had already sold the French Book of Mormon to another dealer, and returned the rest of the books to police.
South Salt Lake Police have released few details about the murder of Black. Now, after the completion of her autopsy, police have revealed Black was the victim of a particularly brutal attack.
Police don't currently have any suspects in the case, and are working on several leads.
If you have any information, call South Salt Lake Police at 801-840-4000.
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Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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12-10-2010, 02:34 PM
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Matt. 5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled.
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just a little note for clown perverts, Matt. = Matthew and it's in the New Testament
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12-10-2010, 10:11 PM
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So what religion are they going to be next week?
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12-17-2010, 09:39 AM
Remember this person?
Now there's a follow up video.
It's a review of this presenter's assessment of Insane Clown Posse - presented by him/her/itself - INCLUDING a critique of ICP's reaction (to the assessment of them) and covering The Gardian report of the assessment of the review.
WARNING: CONTAINS A (RECURRING) SWEAR WORD
EDIT: or should that be …The Guardian report of the review of the assessment.
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12-18-2010, 04:55 AM
The insane clown posse
Who cares if their music is christian if they are what does it matter
And as for letting your kids listen to the "garbage" as you call it maybe you should look at your kids and realise that they probably arent going to listen and end listening to it the more you try to stop it the more they are going to do it
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12-18-2010, 05:06 AM
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The insane clown posse
Who cares if their music is christian if they are what does it matter
And as for letting your kids listen to the "garbage" as you call it maybe you should look at your kids and realise that they probably arent going to listen and end listening to it the more you try to stop it the more they are going to do it
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I would ask you to repeat that in coherent English, but I realize you are a Gothtard Juggaloser, and more than likely failed remedial 8th grade English.
Never mind.
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12-18-2010, 05:06 AM
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The insane clown posse
Who cares if their music is christian if they are what does it matter
And as for letting your kids listen to the "garbage" as you call it maybe you should look at your kids and realise that they probably arent going to listen and end listening to it the more you try to stop it the more they are going to do it
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Is the period key on your computer broken, boy?
You are clearly a product of the socialist public school system. I blame your parents and Democrats. This is why we homeschool our children in Freehold... so they don't turn into semi-literate, un-Christian gothtards in need of remedial 3rd-grade grammar.
If you were my son, you WOULD listen. I do not spare the rod of correction with my boys, because I love them as only a True Christian™ could.
Proverbs 13:24
He that spareth his rod hateth his son: but he that loveth him chasteneth him betimes.
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In flaming fire taking vengeance on them that know not God, and that obey not the gospel of our Lord Jesus Christ:
Who shall be punished with everlasting destruction from the presence of the Lord, and from the glory of his power
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