[Uncle Rutherford]

While doing my usual Friday night sorting of contraband from teenagers in Freehold I came across this danish song that sounded cheery, but don’t let it fool you. Although they are generally considered the “Canada” of Europe, they clearly practice witchcraft in that godless country. Supposedly it made a woman commit suicide by jumping out a window straight to HELL. This may be worse than rap music I tell you what. Ecclesiastes 7:17 Be not over much wicked, neither be thou foolish: why shouldest thou die before thy time?

I’ve alerted the police about this discovery and forwarding this warning to Mayor Freehold. Freehold’s youth have been listening to this filth and this has to be stopped IMMEDIATELY.

[Cranky Old Man]

[WWJDnow]

The only good thing about the Danish is the pastry. If you give equal rights to women, it inevitably leads to the kind of failed state they have in Denmark. That's why they all want to move here.

[MitzaLizalor]

I made it to 17 seconds

[Johny Joe Hold]

Originally Posted by Uncle Rutherford

While doing my usual Friday night sorting of contraband from teenagers in Freehold I came across this danish song that sounded cheery, but don’t let it fool you.

I’ve alerted the police about this discovery and forwarding this warning to Mayor Freehold. Freehold’s youth have been listening to this filth and this has to be stopped IMMEDIATELY.

Good work, Brother Rutherford. This work of Satan must be defeated.

[MitzaLizalor]

I saw an animated documentary, several in fact, on this subject. Please do not seek them out but if you do, there are some awful characters represented; one: obviously demonic, another: multiple facial piercings.

Then I had a look for a translation of the lyrics. An even stronger warning applies here – they're pretty easy to find but the subject matter is just revolting. I will not be providing links.