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Strong Christian -- 100% convinced that God/Jesus exists, so I follow the whole Bible, word-for-word. 10,110,719 99.99%
False Christian -- Fairly sure that God/Jesus exist, but I pick and choose which parts of the Bible to obey. 52 0.00%
Weak Christian -- I used to attend church, but I've forgotten about God/Jesus. 53 0.00%
False God worshiper -- I love God, just the wrong one. 64 0.00%
Agnostic Christian -- I need God/Jesus to bitchslap me before I'll love Him. 145 0.00%
Atheist Scum -- I hate God/Jesus and would rather worship monkeys. 911 0.01%
I'm a queer. What's god? 66 0.00%
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Default Re: Are You an Atheist? - 09-26-2013, 11:29 AM

Pictur did not show earlier so:


Isaiah 66:15

For behold, the Lord wil come with fire, and with his charets like a whirlewinde, to render his anger with furie, and his rebuke with flames of fire.

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Cool Re: Are You an Atheist? - 09-30-2013, 09:05 PM

FAR from an atheist! I not only believe in a god but in many!

Many! MANY gods! The gods were EVERYWHERE !!

Ahem.. but .. now I know there is but only one invisible god. And the infallible proof anyone needs is in the KJV bible!

Praise!


Ezekiel 13:18

"Thus says the Lord God: Woe to the women who sew magic bands upon all wrists, and make veils for the heads of persons of every stature, in the hunt for souls! Will you hunt down souls belonging to my people and keep your own souls alive?"
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Default Re: Yes, I Am An Atheist! - 09-30-2013, 09:10 PM

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No Christian is sophisticated. They beleive in magic man in the clouds who cares more about being gay than saving innocent children from being born with AIDS.

Yeah, go Christians.

Wow, this person is DEAD WRONG. Give us the verse in the bible where magic is supported... (??)

Until then, I will pray for you, brother.


Ezekiel 13:18

"Thus says the Lord God: Woe to the women who sew magic bands upon all wrists, and make veils for the heads of persons of every stature, in the hunt for souls! Will you hunt down souls belonging to my people and keep your own souls alive?"
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Default Re: Are You an Atheist? - 10-01-2013, 03:45 PM

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FAR from an atheist! I not only believe in a god but in many!

Many! MANY gods! The gods were EVERYWHERE !!

Ahem.. but .. now I know there is but only one invisible god. And the infallible proof anyone needs is in the KJV bible!

Praise!
Then quote it, and quit it with the multiple God's talk - you want to end up in the Landover Psychiatric Ward?

James 2:19 Thou believest that there is one God; thou doest well: the devils also believe, and tremble.

John 1:1 In the beginning was the Word, and the Word was with God, and the Word was God.

Isaiah 44:6 Thus saith the LORD the King of Israel, and his redeemer the LORD of hosts; I am the first, and I am the last; and beside me there is no God.

Isaiah 43:11 I, [even] I, am the LORD; and beside me there is no saviour.

1 Timothy 2:5 For there is one God, and one mediator between God and men, the man Christ Jesus;
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Default Re: Are You an Atheist? - 10-05-2013, 08:29 PM

1 Timothy 2:5 For there is one God, and one mediator between God and men, the man Christ Jesus;

That is the truth. Nothing else.
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Default Re: Are You an Atheist? - 10-24-2013, 06:03 PM

You do realise that Atheists do not hate God: they just do not believe in him. The same way you people do not believe in unicorns or pixies or goblins etc. I am quite certain that you do not walk around and hate these things do you? I mean, how can you hate something that does not exist?


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Default Re: Are You an Atheist? - 10-24-2013, 06:24 PM

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The same way you people do not believe in unicorns
Excuse me?

Psalm 92:10
But my horn shalt thou exalt like the horn of an unicorn: I shall be anointed with fresh oil.

Of course we believe in unicorns! The Bible is full of it!


Psalm 81:10:
I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.
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Default Re: Are You an Atheist? - 10-24-2013, 07:12 PM

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Excuse me?

Psalm 92:10
But my horn shalt thou exalt like the horn of an unicorn: I shall be anointed with fresh oil.

Of course we believe in unicorns! The Bible is full of it!
Wow, sorry. Did not know that... how about dragons?
Any way, my point still remains.


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Default Re: Are You an Atheist? - 10-24-2013, 07:31 PM

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Wow, sorry. Did not know that... how about dragons?
Any way, my point still remains.
What about dragons?

Canst thou draw out leviathan with an hook? or his tongue with a cord [which] thou lettest down?
Job 41:1

Awake, awake, put on strength, O arm of the LORD; awake, as in the ancient days, in the generations of old. [Art] thou not it that hath cut Rahab, [and] wounded the dragon?
Isaiah 51:9

There went up a smoke out of his nostrils, and fire out of his mouth devoured: coals were kindled by it.
Psalms 18:8


Apparently there's a lot in this world you refuse to see.

Look friend, you seem to spend an awful lot of time trying to convince people you don't hate God. That's fishy. It just is.


Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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Default Re: Are You an Atheist? - 10-24-2013, 07:48 PM

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You do realise that Atheists do not hate God
You should look again at the results of this unbiased poll. Really small minority of people actually are atheists and they have clearly stated that they "hate God/Jesus and would rather worship monkeys."
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You should look again at the results of this unbiased poll. Really small minority of people actually are atheists and they have clearly stated that they "hate God/Jesus and would rather worship monkeys."
That is because of how the poll was designed (there was no “I do not believe in or care about the existence of a supreme being” alternative). And possibly because mostly angry atheists would bother venture into this forum and anyone that is angry would say most anything to hurt or annoy the people they are angry at.


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because mostly angry atheists would bother venture into this forum and anyone that is angry would say most anything to hurt or annoy the people they are angry at.
That's the thing, atheists are mostly angry and hateful. Just like you pointed out.
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What about dragons?

Canst thou draw out leviathan with an hook? or his tongue with a cord [which] thou lettest down?
Job 41:1

Awake, awake, put on strength, O arm of the LORD; awake, as in the ancient days, in the generations of old. [Art] thou not it that hath cut Rahab, [and] wounded the dragon?
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There went up a smoke out of his nostrils, and fire out of his mouth devoured: coals were kindled by it.
Psalms 18:8


Apparently there's a lot in this world you refuse to see.

Look friend, you seem to spend an awful lot of time trying to convince people you don't hate God. That's fishy. It just is.
Cool! This is better than Narnia!

Do you have trolls in there too?

A vampire or two lurking about?

I am honestly intrigued! I had no Idea that the bible had so much fun stuff in it! Apparently I missed allot when I read it. But I remember a Lion that turned into honey, is that right?

I really do not hate God! I do not hate "pc-Christians" or even you for that matter. Hate is such a strong emotion; I do not feel it very often. I do not truly believe the god you talk about exist, but that does not mean I hate him or you. I am on this forum to learn about what you think first hand and I am trying hard not to judge.


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That's the thing, atheists are mostly angry and hateful. Just like you pointed out.
Some Atheists are. Most are not. Some religious people are mostly angry, the majority is not.

It is a human thing to be angry. There will allways be angry people in the world.


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Cool! This is better than Narnia!

Do you have trolls in there too?

A vampire or two lurking about?

I am honestly intrigued! I had no Idea that the bible had so much fun stuff in it! Apparently I missed allot when I read it. But I remember a Lion that turned into honey, is that right?

I really do not hate God! I do not hate "pc-Christians" or even you for that matter. Hate is such a strong emotion; I do not feel it very often. I do not truly believe the god you talk about exist, but that does not mean I hate him or you. I am on this forum to learn about what you think first hand and I am trying hard not to judge.
So you are not trying to judge us but blatantly comparing the Bible to Chronicles of Narnia? A damned fairy tale written by a man.

If you want to know about us, we follow God's Word and to the letter;

Deuteronomy 4:2 Ye shall not add unto the word which I command you, neither shall ye diminish ought from it, that ye may keep the commandments of the LORD your God which I command you.

Deuteronomy 12:32 What thing soever I command you, observe to do it: thou shalt not add thereto, nor diminish from it.

Proverbs 30:5 Every word of God is pure: he is a shield unto them that put their trust in him.
Proverbs 30:6 Add thou not unto his words, lest he reprove thee, and thou be found a liar.

Matthew 4:4 Man shall not live by bread alone, but by every word that proceedeth out of the mouth of God.

Romans 15:4 For whatsoever things were written aforetime were written for our learning, that we through patience and comfort of the scriptures might have hope.

James 2:10 For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all.

We do not "interpret like fluffy Bunny "Christians".

2 Peter 1:20 20 Knowing this first, that no prophecy of the scripture is of any private interpretation.

All of our wives are obedient;

1st Timothy 2:12 But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence.

Ephesians 5:22 Wives, submit yourselves unto your own husbands, as unto the Lord.
Ephesians 5:23 For the husband is the head of the wife, even as Christ is the head of the church: and he is the saviour of the body.

So if you want to judge us, you are judging God. We'll see what He has to say about that come His judgement.
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Default Re: Are You an Atheist? - 10-24-2013, 09:12 PM

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So you are not trying to judge us but blatantly comparing the Bible to Chronicles of Narnia? A damned fairy tale written by a man.

If you want to know about us, we follow God's Word and to the letter;

Deuteronomy 4:2 Ye shall not add unto the word which I command you, neither shall ye diminish ought from it, that ye may keep the commandments of the LORD your God which I command you.

Deuteronomy 12:32 What thing soever I command you, observe to do it: thou shalt not add thereto, nor diminish from it.

Proverbs 30:5 Every word of God is pure: he is a shield unto them that put their trust in him.
Proverbs 30:6 Add thou not unto his words, lest he reprove thee, and thou be found a liar.

Matthew 4:4 Man shall not live by bread alone, but by every word that proceedeth out of the mouth of God.

Romans 15:4 For whatsoever things were written aforetime were written for our learning, that we through patience and comfort of the scriptures might have hope.

James 2:10 For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all.

We do not "interpret like fluffy Bunny "Christians".

2 Peter 1:20 20 Knowing this first, that no prophecy of the scripture is of any private interpretation.

All of our wives are obedient;

1st Timothy 2:12 But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence.

Ephesians 5:22 Wives, submit yourselves unto your own husbands, as unto the Lord.
Ephesians 5:23 For the husband is the head of the wife, even as Christ is the head of the church: and he is the saviour of the body.

So if you want to judge us, you are judging God. We'll see what He has to say about that come His judgement.
I never said that I was very good at it. But you are right, no more jokes about the bible if I want to play ball.

What about the Ecumenical council? They sort of added and took away from the bible, did they not? King James Bible was written quite a few hundred years later may I add.


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Default Re: Are You an Atheist? - 10-24-2013, 10:45 PM

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I never said that I was very good at it. But you are right, no more jokes about the bible if I want to play ball.
Thank you. That is a step in the right direction.

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If memory serves they were ring kissing papist scum. We're Baptists, perhaps you would like to read why the wafer munching whores of Babylon are NOT CHRISTIANS.
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Default Re: Are You an Atheist? - 10-25-2013, 02:22 AM

question....god created everything that exists today correct? and god is all knowing correct? so why would god make a tree of knowledge? isn't that unnecessary for an all knowing god? my other question is if god created Satan and god is indeed all knowing wouldn't he have known Satan would come to betray him and corrupt mankind. now if god didn't know any of this i can understand but you couldn't really call him god then could you? and if he did the blame for all the evil in the world should fall on him. he created a son to die needlessly for sin he created. he killed every human being in the world because he didn't agree with the way they lived their lives but he gave them free will.
he gives us rules to live our lives by but doesn't follow a single one of them. if the rules god gave us make us good people in the eyes of god and he doesn't follow them what does that make him? I'll tell you, it makes him a evil hypocrite.
this is the god you follow, this is the god you love. does it seem a little strange that a god that has shown himself and spoken in a thunderous voice from the sky in the bible has never once done it in any of your lifetimes? where is your god?
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Default Re: Are You an Atheist? - 10-25-2013, 03:52 AM

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question....god created everything that exists today correct? and god is all knowing correct? so why would god make a tree of knowledge? isn't that unnecessary for an all knowing god? my other question is if god created Satan and god is indeed all knowing wouldn't he have known Satan would come to betray him and corrupt mankind. now if god didn't know any of this i can understand but you couldn't really call him god then could you? and if he did the blame for all the evil in the world should fall on him. he created a son to die needlessly for sin he created. he killed every human being in the world because he didn't agree with the way they lived their lives but he gave them free will.
he gives us rules to live our lives by but doesn't follow a single one of them. if the rules god gave us make us good people in the eyes of god and he doesn't follow them what does that make him? I'll tell you, it makes him a evil hypocrite.
this is the god you follow, this is the god you love. does it seem a little strange that a god that has shown himself and spoken in a thunderous voice from the sky in the bible has never once done it in any of your lifetimes? where is your god?
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If you want to debate people, THIS is the place to go.

Please make a thread of your own in the "Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.

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I will pray that the Holy Spirit enter you and chase the demons out of your rectum and let Jesus fill you with His Grace. If you use your God-given free will to reject Christ and His temporary death on the cross for my sins, then you are sending yourself to hellfire.


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Default Re: Are You an Atheist? - 10-25-2013, 04:04 AM

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First of all, this is NOT a debate forum. We're right and you're wrong, according to Jesus and the Holy Word of God. Please read THIS thread before making an even bigger fool of yourself.

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Finally, your unsaved opinions or tantrums are not even slightly of interest to us. We follow the Holy Word of God TO THE LETTER, and make no apologies for that. One of the most important commandments in the Bible tells us to avoid unsaved scum such as yourself. You wandered in here uninvited, and unwelcome .

If you want to debate people, THIS is the place to go.

Please make a thread of your own in the "Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.

And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself.

I will pray that the Holy Spirit enter you and chase the demons out of your rectum and let Jesus fill you with His Grace. If you use your God-given free will to reject Christ and His temporary death on the cross for my sins, then you are sending yourself to hellfire.

my intention was not to start a debate i have no interest in debating with with beings of inferior intellect. I simply wanted to inform you that your god is flawed and a flawed god is no god at all
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