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Default Donald Tump VICTORY party tomorrow at Pastor Zeke's house! - 11-07-2016, 08:43 PM
Yes, yes, I know Pastor Zeke is out there campaigning to get out the vote among American expats in Costa Rica right now, but his houseboy said he would have no problem opening the gate so we can use Zeke's back yard and swimming pool.

I'm going to do one of my famous roast pigs...



I'm also looking into getting a nice fattened calf.


And, of course, I've hired some lovely caterers to dress up like old-timey servants from the plantation days...




Kind of a theme party, if you will.


So, who's coming? I can't wait to see you all!


1 Corinthians 10:31

31 Whether therefore ye eat, or drink, or whatsoever ye do, do all to the glory of God.

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