I am somewhat confused. Are the short people not short because the FSM loves them and keeps his noodly appendages on them to stop floating off? I believe the midgits are blessed by the FSM and they are here to stay for exactly that reason. Now for spaghetti, it is Friday after all.
Jeremiah 6:21 Therefore thus saith the LORD, Behold, I will lay stumblingblocks before this people, and the fathers and the sons together shall fall upon them; the neighbour and his friend shall perish.
Best wishes for the people in Ukraine.