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Re: RUNESCAPE: WITCHCRAFT SIMULATOR! -
06-11-2009, 01:35 AM
My God, did you get all F's from the little school? You have some of the worse grammar, use of punctuation, run on sentences and illogical rambling I have heard since I last saw the Miss America pageant. Not trying to be harsh or mean but I hope for your sake, that was not the best you could do. Once I decipher what you appear to be trying to say, I see a glimmer of hope. Shine, boy!
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Re: RUNESCAPE: WITCHCRAFT SIMULATOR! -
06-11-2009, 05:43 AM
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My God, did you get all F's from the little school? You have some of the worse grammar, use of punctuation, run on sentences and illogical rambling I have heard since I last saw the Miss America pageant. Not trying to be harsh or mean but I hope for your sake, that was not the best you could do. Once I decipher what you appear to be trying to say, I see a glimmer of hope. Shine, boy!
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I was well unaware this was a spelling an grammar forum, I would like you to point out my mistakes
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Re: RUNESCAPE: WITCHCRAFT SIMULATOR! -
06-11-2009, 07:19 AM
There aren't enough red pixels in the internet to describe how many errors there were in that post. If you expect your readers to care about what you write, you need to show that YOU actually care about it. If you can't be bothered to write in normal American English, then it's obvious that you don't care, so why should I?
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06-11-2009, 07:37 AM
Woah Denise, there was barely any grammatical errors in MacField's post. It's just the classic neo-Christian ethos. Avoid all questions and confrontations pertaining to God and change the subject. Anyone in the entire world can comeback with "Oh learn some grammar" (even Muslims) but that does not make them any better than you or me. Well it makes anyone better than you as you were the one who started this debacle.
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Re: RUNESCAPE: WITCHCRAFT SIMULATOR! -
06-11-2009, 07:45 AM
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Woah Denise, there was barely any grammatical errors in MacField's post. It's just the classic neo-Christian ethos. Avoid all questions and confrontations pertaining to God and change the subject. Anyone in the entire world can comeback with "Oh learn some grammar" (even Muslims) but that does not make them any better than you or me. Well it makes anyone better than you as you were the one who started this debacle.
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How is anybody supposed to answer that clap-trap? Don't blame us that we can't decipher some retard's foolish scribbling.
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06-11-2009, 07:59 AM
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How is anybody supposed to answer that clap-trap? Don't blame us that we can't decipher some retard's foolish scribbling.
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Clap-trap? And it isn't foolish scribbling. You guys are just too stubborn to listen to anything that isn't what you want to hear.
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06-11-2009, 08:05 AM
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Clap-trap? And it isn't foolish scribbling. You guys are just too stubborn to listen to anything that isn't what you want to hear.
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I can write nonsense, too. Is that where you want to take this?
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06-11-2009, 08:18 AM
No, but if you actually wrote something of substance instead of sitting on your high horse than maybe it would be a more enthralling discussion
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06-11-2009, 09:09 AM
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No, but if you actually wrote something of substance instead of sitting on your high horse than maybe it would be a more enthralling discussion
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Thanks, finally someone that understands where I'm coming from I spent at least an hour after seeing norbar's post trying to find errors but couldn't.
Norbar, your constant changing of the subject towards my spelling clearly shows that your used to dealing with gullible people readily sitting there hanging off your every word, but when confronted with a challenge towards your so called knowledge you act like a child an try to change the subject or maybe your trying to post spam just so that fresh people looking up this topic will have to sift thought your rambles about my grammar to get to the juicy parts of the topic.
I think its remarkable how quickly you are shut down by a few quotes from a cartoon, just goes to show the power of something that is made up has on fine tuned story tellers such as yourself
Just to clear things up, I don't hate Christians, Catholics or Muslims or whatever other religions there are out there. I am an atheist but I have friends from all types of religions an backgrounds, what really grinds my gears is not with what they believe in, just the fact that they or yourself force it onto others. Its reminds me of drug dealers trying to sell whatever they have.
Norbar, I would like you to find some spelling errors however big or small in my previous post, seeing as your a master at English.
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Re: RUNESCAPE: WITCHCRAFT SIMULATOR! -
06-12-2009, 12:22 AM
Hi, I am in a clan called Eclipse in Runescape and I thank you all here at Landover Baptist church for showing me the light and exposing all those players as the heathens that they are. May they burn in hell for eternity for the lewd acts which I witnessed while in this god forsaken clan. I have quit Runescape now and instead embarking on a mission to convert all those Runescapers who have not yet seen the light especially that slumping, no good clan Eclipse which is full of satan worshippers, witches and whores.
Jeb Thurmond and Pastor Ezekiel, you are great men and I aspire to become as pious as you are one day but as for now, I will have to repent and pray for forgiveness from God. I'm ashamed to say this but when I did play Runescape, I engaged in sexual deviancy with my fellow clanmates from Eclipse and we would have orgies with upto 5 players at a time (it's all we can pull to a week prep). I hope that all you wonderful people here can forgive me and most importantly, I hope that our great god can forgive me for being such a whore to myself.
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Re: RUNESCAPE: WITCHCRAFT SIMULATOR! -
06-12-2009, 12:26 AM
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Hi, I am in a clan called Eclipse in Runescape and I thank you all here at Landover Baptist church for showing me the light and exposing all those players as the heathens that they are. May they burn in hell for eternity for the lewd acts which I witnessed while in this god forsaken clan. I have quit Runescape now and instead embarking on a mission to convert all those Runescapers who have not yet seen the light especially that slumping, no good clan Eclipse which is full of satan worshippers, witches and whores.
Jeb Thurmond and Pastor Ezekiel, you are great men and I aspire to become as pious as you are one day but as for now, I will have to repent and pray for forgiveness from God. I'm ashamed to say this but when I did play Runescape, I engaged in sexual deviancy with my fellow clanmates from Eclipse and we would have orgies with upto 5 players at a time (it's all we can pull to a week prep). I hope that all you wonderful people here can forgive me and most importantly, I hope that our great god can forgive me for being such a whore to myself.
Yours fearfully, Tdude5
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Well Bless our heart son, it's good to see a young man with the right attitude. Please make a thread of your own in the "introductions" section of the forum, and tell us about yourself. Let us help you repent and rid yourself of the demons that no doubt live in your rectum. Shout Glory!
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: RUNESCAPE: WITCHCRAFT SIMULATOR! -
06-12-2009, 12:35 AM
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Thanks, finally someone that understands where I'm coming from I spent at least an hour after seeing norbar's post trying to find errors but couldn't.
Norbar, your constant changing of the subject towards my spelling clearly shows that your used to dealing with gullible people readily sitting there hanging off your every word, but when confronted with a challenge towards your so called knowledge you act like a child an try to change the subject or maybe your trying to post spam just so that fresh people looking up this topic will have to sift thought your rambles about my grammar to get to the juicy parts of the topic.
I think its remarkable how quickly you are shut down by a few quotes from a cartoon, just goes to show the power of something that is made up has on fine tuned story tellers such as yourself
Just to clear things up, I don't hate Christians, Catholics or Muslims or whatever other religions there are out there. I am an atheist but I have friends from all types of religions an backgrounds, what really grinds my gears is not with what they believe in, just the fact that they or yourself force it onto others. Its reminds me of drug dealers trying to sell whatever they have.
Norbar, I would like you to find some spelling errors however big or small in my previous post, seeing as your a master at English.
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You can't even spell my name right, dummy. Next time come up with a better challenge.
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06-12-2009, 12:35 AM
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Well Bless our heart son, it's good to see a young man with the right attitude. Please make a thread of your own in the "introductions" section of the forum, and tell us about yourself. Let us help you repent and rid yourself of the demons that no doubt live in your rectum. Shout Glory!
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No thank you Pastor Ezekiel, without you and your wonderful followers I would never have seen the light and realised what a failing clan Eclipse are. As for the demons you have mentioned, I will make sure I am on my knees day and night to clear out my rectum and rid myself of the evil RUNESCAPE.
Your brother in faith, Tdude5
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Re: RUNESCAPE: WITCHCRAFT SIMULATOR! -
06-12-2009, 05:38 AM
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There aren't enough red pixels in the internet to describe how many errors there were in that post. If you expect your readers to care about what you write, you need to show that YOU actually care about it. If you can't be bothered to write in normal American English, then it's obvious that you don't care, so why should I?
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Firstly this site changed my name so I don't really care to memorize everyone's forum nick
Secondly, why did you name yourself Norbar King? Is it because you think your higher then everybody else here?
Thirdly, you picked out ALL of my spelling mistakes 3 of which are your own name which frankly I don't care to spell correctly. The other one being a minor error merely replacing you're with your, in a previous post you said that you couldn't decipher or understand what the point of was trying to get across yet all I really done was tiny errors.
Also Austin3:16was banned because he contradicted verses directly from the bible on other forum topics such as
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"I was talking an acquaintance the other day and he seems to be quite knowledgeble about God and the bible. Anywho, he told me that Noah (if I remember correctly) lived to the age of 999 and when he died, God decided that it was far too long for any man to live and decided the maximum age was 120. Then how have people surpassed this age in today's world?
And why is it that you people can belittle and essentially hate other people and religions, but then go by the bible when in Luke 6:35 it clearly states "But love ye your enemies, and do good, and lend, hoping for nothing again; and your reward shall be great, and ye shall be the children of the Highest: for he is kind unto the unthankful and to the evil"
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How is it then nobar king that people have reached ages higher then 120, if your god himself claimed that 120 shall be the maximum age. And before you post something to change the subject or tell me to actually read the bible first remember that Im not the one deticating my life to such fairy tales.
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Re: RUNESCAPE: WITCHCRAFT SIMULATOR! -
06-12-2009, 06:21 AM
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I notice that in your little signature it doesn't mention nothing (double negative) about priest (an 'a' should be placed before priest) molesting countless children being a sin, or nothing (double negative) about how badly young orphan lady's/girls (plural of lady is ladies) were treated by the "sisters" in Ireland, including being beaten, starved, tested drugs on them (and drugs tested on them). All while collecting money off blind celibate retards with nothing else to hold onto except false hope in a old carpenter that apparently could turn water to wine but couldn't get his ass down from being pegged up by a few romans lol (needs a period)
Your (you are or you're) definatly (definitely) going to delete most of this an (and) call me something childish, but in all honesty I never understood why muslems (muslims) where (were) so pissed off untill (until) i (I) found this site. This blew me outa (out of) the water all this mindless preaching even to your own kind (run on sentence). People have posted on here saying im (I'm) sorry for playing this game an (and) you have replied an (and) smashed them (,) making them feel guilty an (and) try to donate to one of the smartest companys (companies) in the world, chirstianity. Rob from the poor (and) give to the rich should be the bibles (Bible's) motto
I also love your signature tucked away quitley (quietly) in the bottem (bottom) right hand side. Come sit on uncle norbits lap LOL I dont even have to meet you to know your (you're) a sadistic child abusing pedofile (pedophile), Hows (how's) them apples norby
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Why should anyone take this post or any subsequent posts by the same writer seriously? The writer is either lazy or stupid and is in no position to judge anyone on any subject. I would not be surprised if the writer was wearing a helmet as he typed that gibberish.
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Re: RUNESCAPE: WITCHCRAFT SIMULATOR! -
06-12-2009, 12:00 PM
In the future, please use some respect and refer to me as Mr. King.
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06-12-2009, 12:48 PM
This thread is a real eye-opener. Thanks for sharing all your thoughts and insights regarding it.
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06-12-2009, 01:55 PM
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This thread is a real eye-opener. Thanks for sharing all your thoughts and insights regarding it.
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Please make a thread of your own in the "introductions" section. You sound like a real nice guy.
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Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: RUNESCAPE: WITCHCRAFT SIMULATOR! -
06-12-2009, 04:22 PM
Yeah dude, Runescape is lame. Play WoW, it's worth the extra money each month.
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06-12-2009, 04:29 PM
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Yeah dude, Runescape is lame. Play WoW, it's worth the extra money each month.
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That's good money you're wasting. You could be tithing it to LBC.
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