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Re: The Nintendo 3DS is RADIOACTIVE and Rapes Your Child!!! -
05-02-2011, 01:31 AM
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My question; how is an inanimate object like a Nintendo 3DS going to force sex from children?
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Re: The Nintendo 3DS is RADIOACTIVE and Rapes Your Child!!! -
05-02-2011, 02:05 AM
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I don't, I'm completely against any rape.
My question; how is an inanimate object like a Nintendo 3DS going to force sex from children?
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See, you say you are against rape, and then you immediately start defending the pedophile japs who made this rape device. How can I conclude anything other than that you support child rape?
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Re: The Nintendo 3DS is RADIOACTIVE and Rapes Your Child!!! -
05-02-2011, 02:14 AM
Sorry sir, although I am classified as unsaved trash, I would like to generously point out that no Nintendo technology features anything like this from the factory...
Only man's modification of the original product would construe such a thing.
The devil is real and this is his product, not Nintendo's.
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Re: The Nintendo 3DS is RADIOACTIVE and Rapes Your Child!!! -
05-02-2011, 04:52 AM
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It's all in the Opening Post! did you read it properly or has the Lord hardened your heart? I suggest you crack open a KJVA 1611 Bible (the only real & true Bible), and get to work on God showing you the truth. Repent and God will reveal His ways to you through threads such as this one. Nintendo 3DS, Portal 2, Toy Story, Minecraft, Angry Birds, Starqueercraft...these were created by demons of Satan!
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I've read it quiet well and the only use of the word "rape" is in place of "convince", which shouldn't be there either as it's simply not true.
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See, you say you are against rape, and then you immediately start defending the pedophile japs who made this rape device. How can I conclude anything other than that you support child rape?
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How are they paedophiles? The 3DS is a device for games that everyone can play! It's not sexual or violent at all, they're really 'safe' (if you will) games for children.
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Sorry sir, although I am classified as unsaved trash, I would like to generously point out that no Nintendo technology features anything like this from the factory...
Only man's modification of the original product would construe such a thing.
The devil is real and this is his product, not Nintendo's.
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Indeed, Nintendo would never create such thing unless they wanted a major, maaajor lawsuit on their hands which no company does.
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Re: The Nintendo 3DS is RADIOACTIVE and Rapes Your Child!!! -
05-02-2011, 07:50 AM
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Indeed, Nintendo would never create such thing unless they wanted a major, maaajor lawsuit on their hands which no company does.
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They call it a "Nunchuck". Proof that Nintendo indeed makes the Nunchuck can be found here: http://www.nintendo.com/3ds/controllers. Case closed.
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Re: The Nintendo 3DS is RADIOACTIVE and Rapes Your Child!!! -
05-02-2011, 09:57 AM
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They're shaped as rectangular blocks to hold, not dildos to insert.
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Re: The Nintendo 3DS is RADIOACTIVE and Rapes Your Child!!! -
05-02-2011, 10:47 AM
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They're shaped as rectangular blocks to hold, not dildos to insert.
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You are mistaken. A Nunchuck is not a rectangular block. I think you are confusing the rectangular Wii controller with the Nunchuck. Those are different things. The vibrating Nunchuck has a rounded shape and is clearly designed for anal insertion.
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Re: The Nintendo 3DS is RADIOACTIVE and Rapes Your Child!!! -
05-02-2011, 03:59 PM
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You are mistaken. A Nunchuck is not a rectangular block. I think you are confusing the rectangular Wii controller with the Nunchuck. Those are different things. The vibrating Nunchuck has a rounded shape and is clearly designed for anal insertion.
Romans 1:26-27 "For this cause God gave them up unto vile affections: for even their women did change the natural use into that which is against nature: And likewise also the men, leaving the natural use of the woman, burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly, and receiving in themselves that recompence of their error which was meet."
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Amen! the wrath of God is storing up against these Nintentards! This is worse than an enema because it's reusable much like a sickening dildo.
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Re: The Nintendo 3DS is RADIOACTIVE and Rapes Your Child!!! -
05-07-2011, 08:37 AM
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You are mistaken. A Nunchuck is not a rectangular block. I think you are confusing the rectangular Wii controller with the Nunchuck. Those are different things. The vibrating Nunchuck has a rounded shape and is clearly designed for anal insertion.
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How could you think about anal insertion when you see it ?
If it's a dildo it don't looks like.
If it's not... You're a pro anal sex... I see on this forum that always see sex where there is not. I can create that kind of bullshit too !
-> Bottles are made by Satan, it's for anal sex !
-> Dictionnaries rape your children !
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Also you're based on fan arts and joke pic... I'll show a perfect website for this : 4chan... and the rule 34 : "If it exists, there is a porn of it. No exeption"...
It works with everything like screws, keyboard, drumset, America, your mom, Santa Claus... and it works also with... Jesus
It's the worst thing I've ever seen in my life...
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Re: The Nintendo 3DS is RADIOACTIVE and Rapes Your Child!!! -
05-07-2011, 08:43 AM
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How could you think about anal insertion when you see it ?
If it's a dildo it don't looks like.
If it's not... You're a pro anal sex... I see on this forum that always see sex where there is not. I can create that kind of bullshit too !
-> Bottles are made by Satan, it's for anal sex !
-> Dictionnaries rape your children !
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Also you're based on fan arts and joke pic... I'll show a perfect website for this : 4chan... and the rule 34 : "If it exists, there is a porn of it. No exeption"...
It works with everything like screws, keyboard, drumset, America, your mom, Santa Claus... and it works also with... Jesus
It's the worst thing I've ever seen in my life...
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Why are you here? If our existence upsets you so mightily, why bother with us? We seem to have touched some nerve with you. Spit it out, boy.
You're a Nindildo fan boy?
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Re: The Nintendo 3DS is RADIOACTIVE and Rapes Your Child!!! -
05-09-2011, 06:20 AM
I'm not a fan of that stuff.
I'm a human with a mind, a human who can think alone and don't need someone else to know what's true or not.
You're so ridiculous that I leave this forum, you're condemned and helping you is hopeless.
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Re: The Nintendo 3DS is RADIOACTIVE and Rapes Your Child!!! -
05-09-2011, 08:11 AM
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I'm not a fan of that stuff.
I'm a human with a mind, a human who can think alone and don't need someone else to know what's true or not.
You're so ridiculous that I leave this forum, you're condemned and helping you is hopeless.
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You really need to work on subject-verb agreement if you're going to throw hissy-fits.
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Re: The Nintendo 3DS is RADIOACTIVE and Rapes Your Child!!! -
05-09-2011, 10:55 AM
I'm French and I learned English alone...
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Re: The Nintendo 3DS is RADIOACTIVE and Rapes Your Child!!! -
05-09-2011, 10:59 AM
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I'm French and I learned English alone...
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Congratulations, on the first thing you have done to bring yourself closer to Salvation.
You called us condemned earlier. What does that mean to you? To me, it sound like we are telling us we are going to hell. I assume it's a language barrier.
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Re: The Nintendo 3DS is RADIOACTIVE and Rapes Your Child!!! -
05-09-2011, 01:17 PM
I mean that you are condemned to be close minded for the rest of your life.
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Re: The Nintendo 3DS is RADIOACTIVE and Rapes Your Child!!! -
05-09-2011, 01:49 PM
Thank you for the information!! I will immediately warn my child to NOT even try to play with this HORRIBLE console!
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Re: The Nintendo 3DS is RADIOACTIVE and Rapes Your Child!!! -
06-09-2011, 10:12 PM
Your all cracked, to say after seeing the wiimote shopped that it's a legit nintendo is absurd. I'm fairly new to these forums but from what I've seen there is an aweful amount of hate here. How can any of you still call yourselves christians?? You all seem to forget Jesus's greatest teaching; " Love God with all your heart etc but the second one is like it, love your neighbour as yourself" I see no love for ones neighbour here. As a result you all breach the teaching of Jesus the Christ and you 'believers are going to hell. I would hazard a guess the seventh level, enjoy being satins butt buddy!
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Re: The Nintendo 3DS is RADIOACTIVE and Rapes Your Child!!! -
06-10-2011, 06:34 PM
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Thank you for the information!! I will immediately warn my child to NOT even try to play with this HORRIBLE console!
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You should take it seriously. This is true, I've heard stories about Nintendo doing things to children but this new 3DS has taken it one step too far. I shall send them an angry email about this product.
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Your all cracked, to say after seeing the wiimote shopped that it's a legit nintendo is absurd. I'm fairly new to these forums but from what I've seen there is an aweful amount of hate here. How can any of you still call yourselves christians?? You all seem to forget Jesus's greatest teaching; " Love God with all your heart etc but the second one is like it, love your neighbour as yourself" I see no love for ones neighbour here. As a result you all breach the teaching of Jesus the Christ and you 'believers are going to hell. I would hazard a guess the seventh level, enjoy being satins butt buddy!
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These products are purchasable and compatible with the Nintendo, it was posted here earlier, which is why it is evil.
And why, suddenly, is EVERYONE on Earth our neighbors? As far as I'm concerned, my neighbors are only people I know and care about.
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Re: The Nintendo 3DS is RADIOACTIVE and Rapes Your Child!!! -
06-10-2011, 07:09 PM
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As a result you all breach the teaching of Jesus the Christ and you 'believers are going to hell. I would hazard a guess the seventh level
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Where in scripture does it say there are different levels of hell?
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Re: The Nintendo 3DS is RADIOACTIVE and Rapes Your Child!!! -
06-11-2011, 03:08 PM
Mrs. Whitford, read the devine comedies aka Dante's Inferno. Jesus said unto his disciples before his ascention to heaven."whatever you hold true on earth I will hold true in Heaven". Peter is considered the first pope of the Catholic Church. The divine right is hence forth passed from Pope to Pope. Its basic catholic doctrine that there are seven levels of hell based on the severity of sins you commit. It also comes from a theological perspective of God being a just punisher, he's going to punish based on severity of sins, ie an eye for an eye. This sets up the idea of the punishment fitting the crime.
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