my finger went through the toilet paper, am I gay? - Page 5

Brother Harold Porter

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Originally Posted by tehnoobydude

In my opinion, as long as you didn't intentionally want to touch yourself and pray for forgiveness and it was purely an accident...then I think you're in the clear.

Thank you for your opinion.

Now let's have a proper introduction in the appropriate forum. Tell us about yourself, which church you attend and why you love Jesus Christ more than life itself.

In Christ

Redeemed Papist

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Originally Posted by tehnoobydude

In my opinion... (meaningless twaddle deleted).

Your opinion? That somehow trumps God's opinion, does it?

Palmer C. Eldrich

Did anyone ever figure out if Eliot is gay, yet?

Pastor Ezekiel

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Originally Posted by Palmer C. Eldrich

Did anyone ever figure out if Eliot is gay, yet?

He's being de-queerified even as I type. Please Pray for him.

Nobar King

I hope there is a team of trained disciplinarians that are beating the gay right out of his rectum.

Jack O'fagan

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Originally Posted by tehnoobydude

In my opinion, as long as you didn't intentionally want to touch yourself and pray for forgiveness and it was purely an accident...then I think you're in the clear.

This was no accident. He may not have consciously planned to fondle his buttocks but he may have a demon infested faggoty subconscious. This is what needs to be cleansed.

The subconscious is a powerful thing. I know before I was saved it used to make me find reasons to pull off the road into truck stop wash rooms. The conscious mind thought I needed a toilet break but my subconscious had much more soggy plans.

YiC

Jack

MitzaLizalor

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Originally Posted by Jack O'fagan

This was no accident. He may not have consciously planned to fondle his buttocks but he may have a demon infested faggoty subconscious. This is what needs to be cleansed.

The subconscious is a powerful thing. I know before I was saved it used to make me find reasons to pull off the road into truck stop wash rooms. The conscious mind thought I needed a toilet break but my subconscious had much more soggy plans.

YiC

Jack

It's the same at boarding kennels, so I've heard..

. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . We know that one day soon Satan will be incinerated.

Revelation 20:7-10 And when the thousand yeeres are expired, Satan shall be loosed out of his prison, And shall goe out to deceiue the nations which are in the foure quarters of the earth, Gog & Magog, to gather them together to battell: the number of whom is as the sand of the sea. And they went vp on the breadth of the earth, and compassed the campe of the Saints about, and the beloued citie: and fire came downe from God out of heauen, and deuoured them. And the deuil that deceiued them, was cast into the lake of fire and brimstone, where the beast and the false prophet are, and shall be tormented day and night, for euer and euer.
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Praise God ! !

eliot mayfield

I just got back from Jesus Camp. My finger didn't fall off, but it was useful as a topic starter. Then I broke my ankle. I must have done something to anger God. I have been praying over it.

Dan U. Holier

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Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel

He's being de-queerified even as I type. Please Pray for him.

Oh my Lord!

Matthew 5:30 And if thy right hand offend thee, cut it off, and cast it from thee: for it is profitable for thee that one of thy members should perish, and not that thy whole body should be cast into hell

That will sure teach him a lesson.

sillypuddyismyname

As long as you did not enjoy it, you should be in the clear. Just follow all the other things the good people have said.

Didymus Much

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Originally Posted by Tabletop

As long as you did not enjoy it, you should be in the clear...

Where in the Bible does it say that you can commit abomination, just don't enjoy it?

~~vented~~

Elliot, what I've gathered from the times i've been raped, theres an intense sensation which you feel when they insert there tallywhackers in your behind, I think that is required for it to be gay and not an accident, obviously i was raped so it wasnt gay when it happened to me.

eliot mayfield

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Originally Posted by vented

Elliot, what I've gathered from the times i've been raped, theres an intense sensation which you feel when they insert there tallywhackers in your behind, I think that is required for it to be gay and not an accident, obviously i was raped so it wasnt gay when it happened to me.

Where in the Bible does it say sodomy isn't a sin just because you were raped?

~~vented~~

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Originally Posted by eliot mayfield

Where in the Bible does it say sodomy isn't a sin just because you were raped?

I just thought because i didn't have any control over it any of the times.

Pastor Isaac Peters

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Originally Posted by vented

I just thought because i didn't have any control over it any of the times.

I don't see what that has to do with it.

Lev. 20:13: If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood [shall be] upon them.

I don't see anything in that verse about whether either of the parties has control over it; do you?

~~vented~~

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Originally Posted by Pastor Isaac Peters

I don't see what that has to do with it.

Lev. 20:13: If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood [shall be] upon them.

I don't see anything in that verse about whether either of the parties has control over it; do you?

What should I do? What If I'm raped again?

~~Go_Away_Sinners!~~

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Originally Posted by vented

What should I do? What If I'm raped again?

Does vented need to marry his rapist? :O

Liam the ex-drunk

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Originally Posted by vented

Elliot, what I've gathered from the times i've been raped, theres an intense sensation which you feel when they insert there tallywhackers in your behind, I think that is required for it to be gay and not an accident, obviously i was raped so it wasnt gay when it happened to me.

Do you dress effeminately? (1 Cor 6:9)

What lead to you be raped? I think you may have brought this sin upon yourself. A man cannot possibly rape a man unless the other is a willing accomplice. We all know that our behinds are made for one way traffic and from the ex-homers I've spoken to, they use all sorts of lubrication, WD40, Vaseline, Bryl creme and what not, all so that they can be penetrated easily.

I think you purposefully brought the sin upon yourself. You would have had plenty of time flee while your rapist was 'lubing' up. You should now be praying for forgivenes and ensuring that no demons have been left behind in your rectum.

~~vented~~

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Originally Posted by Liam the ex-drunk

Do you dress effeminately? (1 Cor 6:9)

What lead to you be raped? I think you may have brought this sin upon yourself. A man cannot possibly rape a man unless the other is a willing accomplice. We all know that our behinds are made for one way traffic and from the ex-homers I've spoken to, they use all sorts of lubrication, WD40, Vaseline, Bryl creme and what not, all so that they can be penetrated easily.

I think you purposefully brought the sin upon yourself. You would have had plenty of time flee while your rapist was 'lubing' up. You should now be praying for forgivenes and ensuring that no demons have been left behind in your rectum.

They didn't lube me. Most of the times it's shemales doing it and there are usually many of them raping me.

Liam the ex-drunk

Then you definitely have demons in your rectum. I suggest corkage and self flagellation until you are purged. I'll pray for you.