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Re: What does "go down on" mean? -
10-12-2010, 03:12 AM
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I see you've learned about quoting techniques from the Liebral Lamestream Media, claiming people say things they did not by editing out half of their words. Obama says, "I love children, slow roasted with cranberry sauce." Media reports, "Today, President Obama said, 'I love children.'"
I said I wasn't criticizing others' spelling while allowing a retarded monkey to bang away at my keyboard. I assumed you were doing the latter along with doing the former, since only a hypocrite would criticize someone else's spelling while filling her posts with heaps of misspelled words.
Are you saying that you were not allowing a retarded monkey to bang away at your keyboard, and instead were criticizing others' spelling while not bothering to review your own posts for accuracy?
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I did not criticise anyone's spelling. Savvy? I said that criticizing others' typos was "not cricket". Do you understand what that term means?
How many times do I have to explain this? I am not criticizing anyone's spelling. I criticized someone else for criticizing HM's typos. (If people criticize my spelling, I may touch on theirs in return, of course, that is fair )
I questioned her use of a capital in the second word of the ending of letters: eg "Sincerely Yours". This is unusual and illogical.
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Re: What does "go down on" mean? -
10-12-2010, 03:14 AM
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I did not criticise anyone's spelling. Savvy? I said that criticizing others' typos was "not cricket". Do you understand what that term means?
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Can't say as I do.
I'm not talking about what you said to others. You called me a hypocrite and then decided I was merely contradicting myself . . . and supported your assertion by quoting only half a sentence of mine, changing the meaning of the sentence by leaving off the other half.
Basically, you're trolling for attention, just like Jo Freddie, working to make every thread about you.
What exactly does your obsession with grammar and spelling have to do with someone wanting to go down on Felicity?!
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Re: What does "go down on" mean? -
10-12-2010, 03:24 AM
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Oh, my head spin. You is so smart.
No, I am not especially smart; the problem is that you are unusually dumb
Me try read Bible many years. Big book. Many words. Long, strange words. Think hard. Head hurt. Me read again. Me think. Me no understand. Me to dumb to unnerstand more than primer stuff. Me think of Bible -- decide be True Christian so I can bully other people. Want to be big bully like Pasta Zeke. Know nothing. Be bully instead. People lkie me not think. People like me kill, not think. People like me hate, not think. People like me take, not think. People like me read Bible, not think.
Me read Bible. Me no need think. Me one hell of a dumbkrint. me completely illigitimate but suc up to LBCF and able to bully people.
Me want to be able to infract and ban people cuz it will make me feel big.
Me dumb Handmaiden.
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Me rest me case.
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10-12-2010, 03:41 AM
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Making a big thing out of typos is not cricket! The capital on "He" is presumably another. But your continually capitalizing the Y in Yours is not. Think about what you are doing, dear. The second word in a sentence is not usually capitalized, is it?
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No; because it's part of the salutation, it's not a sentence.
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Mind you, we should be careful not to attribute hypocricsy where the behavior concerned might be explained by stupidy.
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Re: What does "go down on" mean? -
10-12-2010, 04:49 AM
I say, Miss P. Skank! Rewriting my entire post whilst keeping it in a quote format to suggest that I had actually written the highly edited version was not at all cricket.
I have no authority to issue infractions to anyone, nor would I wish to do so.
I merely try, in my humble manner, to suggest reading the Bible in its entirety before attempting to debate its contents. Along the way, I have encountered one or two poor souls whose grammar, spelling and typing were so very unfortunate that I may have been distracted from our primary agenda here at LBC.
Do please consider forgiving me for any unkindness that I may have shown towards you regarding the format content of your posts. It is, of course, the editorial content with which we should all concern ourselves.
Your editorial content has become, I fear, increasing petty. Really, my dear, I am far from stupid. The very fact that I am typing all of this in the most pretentious English accent possible should put paid to that idea.
Cheerio, pip, pip, good show, that's a good girl, back to the kennels with you.
Cheekily yours,
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Re: What does "go down on" mean? -
12-16-2010, 11:46 PM
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Ralph, I know perfectly well the correct spelling and usage of "mete". A simple typo will not offend the Lord; He is well aware of the meaning that I intended.
And there are certain times and circumstances when what some might view as "kindness" is cruel indifference to a person's eternal soul. I stand by what I have written. Furthermore, your glib attempt to correct my spelling will not be forgotten quickly. They don't call me "God's Grammarian" for nothing.
Correctly Yours,
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How much do you pay them?
Where do you stand on the controversy about the subjunctive mood in English? I need some expert advice about it for a paper I'm writing.
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If you home schooled you then you would be aware of how very silly your question is. You cannot stand on the subjunctive mood. Standing on something indicates the indicative mood. I'm sure Handmaiden being a fine True Christian lady would tell you the same thing furthermore she is undeserving of your evil, cernuous interrogatories.
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12-17-2010, 02:05 AM
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I'm not sure if this is something I should ask my daddy since I don't want to tell on my big brother... but I know I can ask here because Miss. Felicity always asks questions here and everyone knows the answers.
Anyway... my big brothers and I were out in the back yard picking apples for ma and my second oldest brother Josiah was talking about his new girlfriend Mary and how she wants him to "go down on" her. I didn't want to interrupt the boys talking but now I'm curious of what it means.
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This is something you should ask your parents about some day but I would suggest you not worry about it. If an adult says that word to you you must go to your parents because it is a very personal thing an it is innapropriate for strangers to have such words with you.
I know thats not the answer you were hopin for but it really is something your parents will want to deal with not strangers on the internet.
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12-17-2010, 03:58 AM
Great advice comming from a mother of a lesbo. I mean she did a fine job of raising her own children now didn't she.
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12-17-2010, 04:19 AM
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Great advice comming from a mother of a lesbo. I mean she did a fine job of raising her own children now didn't she.
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The advice I gave the young lady here was good advice unfortunately you are too busy beating your children to listen to them, or so you say from your posts.
But I will not have you judge my daughters or call them names any parent would know that. You do not know my children and you have no right to call them names like "lesbo" etcetra or to post their pictures on the internet as one of your fellow church members did in another post here. That is hitting below the belt and shows you have run out of arguments and are resorting to play dirty.
I am telling you now to back off my daughters a mother will fight for her cub like a lioness when they are poked at and it is time for you to lay off the personal remarks.
Christians are getting a bad name right now and from what I have read on your site it's no surprise why. Your just talking foolishness when you bring up my children because you DO not know them.
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Re: What does "go down on" mean? -
12-17-2010, 04:48 AM
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The advice I gave the young lady here was good advice unfortunately you are too busy beating your children to listen to them, or so you say from your posts.
But I will not have you judge my daughters or call them names any parent would know that. You do not know my children and you have no right to call them names like "lesbo" etcetra or to post their pictures on the internet as one of your fellow church members did in another post here. That is hitting below the belt and shows you have run out of arguments and are resorting to play dirty.
I am telling you now to back off my daughters a mother will fight for her cub like a lioness when they are poked at and it is time for you to lay off the personal remarks.
Christians are getting a bad name right now and from what I have read on your site it's no surprise why. Your just talking foolishness when you bring up my children because you DO not know them.
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The only pictures that were posted were the ones that already had posted.
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Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
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Re: What does "go down on" mean? -
12-17-2010, 04:52 AM
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The advice I gave the young lady here was good advice unfortunately you are too busy beating your children to listen to them, or so you say from your posts.
But I will not have you judge my daughters or call them names any parent would know that. You do not know my children and you have no right to call them names like "lesbo" etcetra or to post their pictures on the internet as one of your fellow church members did in another post here. That is hitting below the belt and shows you have run out of arguments and are resorting to play dirty.
I am telling you now to back off my daughters a mother will fight for her cub like a lioness when they are poked at and it is time for you to lay off the personal remarks.
Christians are getting a bad name right now and from what I have read on your site it's no surprise why. Your just talking foolishness when you bring up my children because you DO not know them.
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Are you some kind of bull dyke? You sure talk like one.
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Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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12-17-2010, 05:01 AM
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Are you some kind of bull dyke? You sure talk like one.
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No I am not a "Bull dyke" the word we use now is lesbian anyway. I have been married to the same man for 30 years now and we have 2 beautiful daughters and I love them both. We are not religious people but I raised them to treat people with manners. The sexual orientation of a child is NOT a choice but an adults religion IS a choice. So if your members want to talk about choices they should look in the mirror.
Anyway I don't care what you say about me call me whatever you want. Even though it only makes you look bad to use words like that. There are good words and there are bad words just like there are good people and there are bad people. I am just a mother fighting for her children and if you do not understand that then it is because you do not have babies of your own. I am thinking you have not met many people in the world outside your own circle because if you di then you would have more tolerance and compassion for your fellow men and women and yes even "bull dykes"
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Re: What does "go down on" mean? -
12-17-2010, 05:07 AM
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No I am not a "Bull dyke" the word we use now is lesbian anyway. I have been married to the same man for 30 years now and we have 2 beautiful daughters and I love them both. We are not religious people but I raised them to treat people with manners. The sexual orientation of a child is NOT a choice but an adults religion IS a choice. So if your members want to talk about choices they should look in the mirror.
Anyway I don't care what you say about me call me whatever you want. Even though it only makes you look bad to use words like that. There are good words and there are bad words just like there are good people and there are bad people. I am just a mother fighting for her children and if you do not understand that then it is because you do not have babies of your own. I am thinking you have not met many people in the world outside your own circle because if you di then you would have more tolerance and compassion for your fellow men and women and yes even "bull dykes"
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Do you even have your husband's permision to be posting here? How many beatings has he laid on you for producing defective children?
Jesus can cure them of their perversions you know.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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12-17-2010, 05:13 AM
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defective children?
Jesus can cure them of their perversions you know.
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If I have to meet a doctor before I'd let them take over the care of a physical cure on my kids, do you think for one minute I'd trust some person I never met to cure them? Some person who has no face or even address? Am I saying there is no god no. I am saying he's never dropped by my house even to show his face. So no I am not relying on him to cure my kids of anything any time soon.
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12-17-2010, 06:21 AM
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If I have to meet a doctor before I'd let them take over the care of a physical cure on my kids, do you think for one minute I'd trust some person I never met to cure them? Some person who has no face or even address? Am I saying there is no god no. I am saying he's never dropped by my house even to show his face. So no I am not relying on him to cure my kids of anything any time soon.
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12-20-2010, 05:51 PM
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No I am not a "Bull dyke" the word we use now is lesbian anyway. I have been married to the same man for 30 years now and we have 2 beautiful daughters and I love them both. We are not religious people but I raised them to treat people with manners. The sexual orientation of a child is NOT a choice but an adults religion IS a choice. So if your members want to talk about choices they should look in the mirror.
Anyway I don't care what you say about me call me whatever you want. Even though it only makes you look bad to use words like that. There are good words and there are bad words just like there are good people and there are bad people. I am just a mother fighting for her children and if you do not understand that then it is because you do not have babies of your own. I am thinking you have not met many people in the world outside your own circle because if you di then you would have more tolerance and compassion for your fellow men and women and yes even "bull dykes"
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You keep saying sexual orientation is not a CHOICE. Well it certainly is! You can choose to marry a nice man, cook, clean, produce babies, or you can be a 'bull dyke' (for lack of a better word) who is on the pathway to hell. CHOICE. Your daughter made the wrong CHOICE. Stop saying it's not a CHOICE. And instead of protecting her like a "Lioness" your making it worse by enabling her. If you daughter was a druggie or alcoholic, would you be like Hey it's not her fault. It's her bad genes. Here let me go by her a bottle of whisky because she can't help it. She was made like that. NO! You (If you were a good mother) put her in rehab. Perhaps that is what is needed a rehab for gays, on the path to HELL....
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12-20-2010, 07:33 PM
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You keep saying sexual orientation is not a CHOICE. Well it certainly is! You can choose to marry a nice man, cook, clean, produce babies, or you can be a 'bull dyke' (for lack of a better word) who is on the pathway to hell. CHOICE. Your daughter made the wrong CHOICE. Stop saying it's not a CHOICE. And instead of protecting her like a "Lioness" your making it worse by enabling her. If you daughter was a druggie or alcoholic, would you be like Hey it's not her fault. It's her bad genes. Here let me go by her a bottle of whisky because she can't help it. She was made like that. NO! You (If you were a good mother) put her in rehab. Perhaps that is what is needed a rehab for gays, on the path to HELL....
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I have talked about this There is No Cure for being gay. I talked about the Exodus International campaign therapy group and how even the 2 gays who founded it who said they were "recovered and changed" later MARRIED EACH OTHER. (They were both men BTW) (By The Way)
Get the 1991 docu drama One Nation Under God
This isn't from the docu but it is one of the characters. I will look for a link to the movie for you
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12-20-2010, 07:37 PM
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I have talked about this There is No Cure for being gay. I talked about the Exodus International campaign therapy group and how even the 2 gays who founded it who said they were "recovered and changed" later MARRIED EACH OTHER. (They were both men BTW) (By The Way)
Get the 1991 docu drama One Nation Under God
This isn't from the docu but it is one of the characters. I will look for a link to the movie for you
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Obviously their therapy group was more like a dating service. They must not have done the therapy right. They need electrocution therapy and torture. Beat those demons out of them!
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12-20-2010, 07:41 PM
Almost everyone who founded the program now apologizes if they're still alive. They ruined lots of lives and also got straight women married to former gay men for 'therapy purposes' and the 'former gays' never were former but STILL gay at the time...so that's 2 lives ruined. Do you as a woman want a gay husband no. It's not wrong but your married life will be limited if they are gay with you.
I cant find the movie on the Internet but yoiu can rent it. Try Netflix or Blockbuster even.
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12-20-2010, 07:43 PM
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Almost everyone who founded the program now apologizes if they're still alive. They ruined lots of lives and also got straight women married to former gay men for 'therapy purposes' and the 'former gays' never were former but STILL gay at the time...so that's 2 lives ruined. Do you as a woman want a gay husband no. It's not wrong but your married life will be limited if they are gay with you.
I cant find the movie on the Internet but yoiu can rent it. Try Netflix or Blockbuster even.
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Is putting them to sleep an option.
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