[Jeb Stuart Thurmond]

I don't know where it's from, it's one of those emails that just show up.




I, ________________________, do solemnly swear to uphold the principles of a socialism-free society.


I pledge to eliminate all socialist intervention in my life. I will abstain from the use of and participation in any socialist goods and services including but not limited to the following:

• Social Security
  
• Medicare/Medicaid
  
• State Children’s Health Insurance Programs (SCHIP)
  
• Police, Fire, and Emergency Services
  
• US Postal Service
  
• Roads and Highways
  
• Air Travel (regulated by the socialist FAA)
  
• The US Railway System
  
• Public Subways and Metro Systems
  
• Public Bus and Lightrail Systems
  
• Rest Areas on Highways
  
• Sidewalks
  
• All Government-Funded Local/State Projects (e.g., see Iowa 2009 federal senate appropriations)
  
• Public Water and Sewer Services (goodbye socialist toilet, shower, dishwasher, kitchen sink, outdoor hose!)
  
• Public and State Universities and Colleges
  
• Public Primary and Secondary Schools
  
• Sesame Street
  
• Publicly Funded Anti-Drug Use Education for Children
  
• Public Museums
  
• Libraries
  
• Public Parks and Beaches
  
• State and National Parks
  
• Public Zoos
  
• Unemployment Insurance
  
• Municipal Garbage and Recycling Services
  
• Treatment at Any Hospital or Clinic That Ever Received Funding From Local, State or Federal Government (pretty much all of them)
  
• Medical Services and Medications That Were Created or Derived From Any Government Grant or Research Funding (again, pretty much all of them)
  
• Socialist Byproducts of Government Investment Such as Duct Tape and Velcro (Nazi-NASA Inventions)
  
• Use of the Internets, email, and networked computers, as the DoD's ARPANET was the basis for subsequent computer networking
  
• Foodstuffs, Meats, Produce and Crops That Were Grown With, Fed With, Raised With or That Contain Inputs From Crops Grown With Government Subsidies
  
• Clothing Made from Crops (e.g. cotton) That Were Grown With or That Contain Inputs From Government Subsidies

If a veteran of the government-run socialist US military, I will forego my VA benefits and insist on paying for my own medical care
I will not tour socialist government buildings like the Capitol in Washington, D.C.

I pledge to never take myself, my family, or my children on a tour of the following types of socialist locations, including but not limited to:

• Smithsonian Museums such as the Air and Space Museum or Museum of American History
  
• The socialist Washington, Lincoln, and Jefferson Monuments
  
• The government-operated Statue of Liberty
  
• The Grand Canyon
  
• The socialist World War II and Vietnam Veterans Memorials
  
• The government-run socialist-propaganda location known as Arlington National Cemetery
  
• All other public-funded socialist sites, whether it be in my state or in Washington, DC

I will urge my Member of Congress and Senators to forego their government salary and government-provided healthcare.
I will oppose and condemn the government-funded and therefore socialist military of the United States of America.
I will boycott the products of socialist defense contractors such as GE, Lockheed-Martin, Boeing, Northrop Grumman, General Dynamics, Raytheon, Humana, FedEx, General Motors, Honeywell, and hundreds of others that are paid by our socialist government to produce goods for our socialist army.
I will protest socialist security departments such as the Pentagon, FBI, CIA, Department of Homeland Security, TSA, Department of Justice and their socialist employees.
Upon reaching eligible retirement age, I will tear up my socialist Social Security checks.
Upon reaching age 65, I will forego Medicare and pay for my own private health insurance until I die.
SWORN ON A BIBLE AND SIGNED THIS DAY OF __________ IN THE YEAR ___.
_____________ _________________________
Signed Printed Name/Town and State

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

If you can't buy it, you shouldn't demand it; if you can buy it, sell it for a profit.

[Marshall]

Dear Lord I do hate Sesame Street so this should be no problem for me.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

I'll sign my name so big, Barrack Hussein Obama won't need his glasses to see it!

[H. Montague Worthington]

I think we're on to something here! If we can organize millions and millions of people into a united grass roots group fighting the all powerful media and selfish special interests (like the poor), we might stand a chance against the decline of American living standards as a result of creeping socialism!!

[AugustBurnsRed]

I apologize if these questions are out of place.

Originally Posted by Jeb Thurmond

• Roads and Highways
• Sidewalks
• Use of the Internets, email, and networked computers, as the DoD's ARPANET was the basis for subsequent computer networking

But how are you going to travel around the USA if you are boycotting roads, highways and sidewalks?

And also are you already breaking the boycott by using the internet?

Maybe those should be taken out of the list? Unless there are other ways in which it is possible to use those services? I'm unaware as to whether there are publicly and privately provided roads etc and how it works in the USA. I'd be very grateful if anyone could widen my knowledge by providing answers.

God Bless

[Bobby-Joe]

Originally Posted by AugustBurnsRed

I apologize if these questions are out of place.

[/LIST] But how are you going to travel around the USA if you are boycotting roads, highways and sidewalks?

And also are you already breaking the boycott by using the internet?

Maybe those should be taken out of the list? Unless there are other ways in which it is possible to use those services? I'm unaware as to whether there are publicly and privately provided roads etc and how it works in the USA. I'd be very grateful if anyone could widen my knowledge by providing answers.

God Bless

Private roads, highways and sidewalks like our forfathers and Jesus intend. friend. I don't need the government nanny state telling me were I can drive my HUMVEE.

[AugustBurnsRed]

Originally Posted by Bobby-Joe

Private roads, highways and sidewalks like our forfathers and Jesus intend. friend. I don't need the government nanny state telling me were I can drive my HUMVEE.

Thanks for letting me know, I didn't know that in the US you had private roads etc as well as public.

[Bobby-Joe]

Originally Posted by AugustBurnsRed

Thanks for letting me know, I didn't know that in the US you had private roads etc as well as public.

We don't, the socialists have forced their roads, highways and sidewalks upon us good Christians. Did you ever read of Jesus using a public highway or riding the bus? no! We need to privatize the sidewalks fast.

[WilliamJenningsBryan]

Originally Posted by AugustBurnsRed

Thanks for letting me know, I didn't know that in the US you had private roads etc as well as public.

Freehold has lots of private roads in our gated communities. Why should you be forced to pay for a road you never drive on? You don't see anyone in Freehold trying to get Federal funds to build things like public "Recreation Centers" or parks.

There is nothing I like better than to teabag a socialist DEMONcrat.