[Benedict A. Davis]

Originally Posted by James Hutchins

Several years ago, I witnessed my nieces, Tammi and Mandi engaged in lesbian activities several times. A few times they were in the pool during late October, steam rising from the heated water. I noticed their skin reacting (making goose pimple and stiffening) to the cool air when Tammi held Mandi. Another time, I caught them in the shower. Why even at Rev. Osborne's party last spring, both the Rev. and I caught them 'going at it'. Rev. Osborne took Mandi aside for a gratis one-on-one all night prayer session that only yielded a rash on Mandi's knees and an exhausted Rev. Osborne. I myself have attempted to pound the love of God into Tammi on many occasions but she she still has lesbian tendencies. Perhaps she will grow out of it. I'll have to keep an eye on them.

I am heading to my prayer closet as you speak, prayer, a long slow incantation to God, is what is called for after hearing a story like that.

[Phebe Carlyle]

Originally Posted by aim for heaven

I am heading to my prayer closet as you speak, prayer, a long slow incantation to God, is what is called for after hearing a story like that.

Brother, if you are going to be in there for a while, perhaps some lubrication may be in order. I have at times been in there for so long, that certain parts.. like my knees and hands...for example.. become a little dry. I have found taking a small jar of petroleum jelly in (or something like that) with me helps. That way you can enjoy a long hard slogging session of prayer without distraction.

YIC,

Mrs.P.Wintersnow

[BelieverInGod]

I must say that this thread is a real eye opener

I always thought that lesbians became lesbians because they hated sex. They wanted the "relationship" without all the dirty sex stuff.

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Originally Posted by BelieverInGod

I must say that this thread is a real eye opener

I always thought that lesbians became lesbians because they hated sex. They wanted the "relationship" without all the dirty sex stuff.

Oh no. Lesbians are all sexual predators actually.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

As part of my duties as a True Christian™ Pastor here at Landover Baptist Church, I have spent hundreds if not thousands of hours researching this subject. I can't even begin to count the number of times that Rev. Jim and I have sat up in my pastoral study and watched filthy, disgusting lesbian porno films into the wee hours, all in the name of Jesus. I can't even venture a guess as to how many young, nubile lesbian couples we've hired off of such sites as "Craig's List" to come to my estate to perform for Rev. Jim and I, all the better to protect the congregation from rampant lesbianism, in Jesus' Name.

The stench! The stains! The language! The abominations we endure, all in the carrying out of our Pastoral duties! You people have no idea.

[Benedict A. Davis]

Pastor Ezekiel

Your sacrifices know no bounds. I am in the process of writing out my monthly bills and included in with my regular tithe check I put in a second check,something extra just for you. I have recently read that you were looking to purchase your ''Miss Daisy'' something in ''diamonds'' for the Stoning Festival this year. Well I figured i can do without those new glasses and my roof isn't leaking too bad yet so I sent you that $2164 I had saved up. I hope you are able to buy her the biggest diamond she ever saw and she will wear it forever. Bless you Pastor Zeke!

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Originally Posted by aim for heaven

Pastor Ezekiel

Your sacrifices know no bounds. I am in the process of writing out my monthly bills and included in with my regular tithe check I put in a second check,something extra just for you. I have recently read that you were looking to purchase your ''Miss Daisy'' something in ''diamonds'' for the Stoning Festival this year. Well I figured i can do without those new glasses and my roof isn't leaking too bad yet so I sent you that $2164 I had saved up. I hope you are able to buy her the biggest diamond she ever saw and she will wear it forever. Bless you Pastor Zeke!

Thanks, pal.

My fiancee isn't going to wear it. She wants diamonds to throw. For stoning sinners. Your 2 grand will give her great pleasure for a few seconds one day, so thanks.

[Mistress Cookie]

There are many of us who still don't believe that ladies do those things.

[Nobar King]

Thank GOD that I wasn't invited to any of those late night porno study sessions. I usually don't stay up past 9 p.m.

[Phebe Carlyle]

Originally Posted by Mistress Cookie

There are many of us who still don't believe that ladies do those things.

Oh.. I know they do and their antics still tie me up in knots.

All we can do however is show them the RIGHT way Mistress Cookie!
We woman are supposed to eat MEAT, not munch on rugs.

YIC,

Mrs.P.Wintersnow

[Benedict A. Davis]

Originally Posted by Mrs. P Wintersnow

Oh.. I know they do and their antics still tie me up in knots.

All we can do however is show them the RIGHT way Mistress Cookie!
We woman are supposed to eat MEAT, not munch on rugs.

YIC,

Mrs.P.Wintersnow

I will admit that I am no expert but there must be more efficient ways to keep the carpets clean. I bought the wife on of those vacuum cleaners and she seemed quite happy with it.She seemed to like all the modern utilities, I will never forget she would be actually sitting on the washing machine just waiting for the spin cycle to stop so she could start the next load.

[Phebe Carlyle]

Originally Posted by aim for heaven

I will admit that I am no expert but there must be more efficient ways to keep the carpets clean. I bought the wife on of those vacuum cleaners and she seemed quite happy with it.She seemed to like all the modern utilities, I will never forget she would be actually sitting on the washing machine just waiting for the spin cycle to stop so she could start the next load.

Brother Aim!

You certainly treat your wife to all the luxury mod-cons, I just hope you don't spoil her too much. Even though I do have a suction system, I opt to get down on my hands and knees and give the rug what for! and I am always pleased with the results. I have never munched on one though. Perhaps I have enough fiber in my diet so I have never felt the need.

I too have done what your wife has and often. I quite enjoy in my "down time" whilst waiting for a load, to sit on top of the washing machine myself, reading TITUS. Odd though... even though I have never smoked in my life I have often craved one after such experience. Oh well, the Lord DOES work in mysterious ways and as such, I just put it down to my having been totally fulfilled... in the Word.

YIC,

Mrs.P.Wintersnow

[skruven]

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[Benedict A. Davis]

Originally Posted by skruven

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want to let everybody in on this bit of scroll or are you chewing on your keyboard?

[Benedict A. Davis]

Originally Posted by skruven

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I see you haven't introduced yourself to the forum Make an Introduction for yourself.

as a visitor you have some rights and you need to know a couple of things as well Your rights are listed here............. Noobs read this.

[Nathaniel Abernathy]

My little corner of this great country is a hotbed for lezbo activity. If a woman can't or won't do the word a favor by shaving her legs and armpits, the least they can do is wear a full length dress with sleeves. No, man-woman, I do not want to see your armpit hair. Tanktops are a man's clothing.

[Phebe Carlyle]

Originally Posted by Nathaniel Abernathy

My little corner of this great country is a hotbed for lezbo activity. If a woman can't or won't do the word a favor by shaving her legs and armpits, the least they can do is wear a full length dress with sleeves. No, man-woman, I do not want to see your armpit hair. Tanktops are a man's clothing.

Perhaps all those lezbeans are buying into the whole Darwinista thing and want to turn back into monkeys!

YIC,

Mrs.P.Wintersnow

[Nathaniel Abernathy]

Originally Posted by Mrs. P Wintersnow

Perhaps all those lezbeans are buying into the whole Darwinista thing and want to turn back into monkeys!

YIC,

Mrs.P.Wintersnow

Hey, they can go back to monkeys if they want to. At least that way they can be kept behind bars, where they belong. Maybe the zoo-goers will even throw peanuts at them

I sure as heck didn't come from a monkey.

[Church1000]

Originally Posted by Rev. Jim Osborne

I cannot contain it, I am brimming with anger! I am so digusted and mortified that women actually engage with sexual acts with one another! How revolting! To think of two young women, in their youthful college days, "experimenting" with one another? To think of one young blonde girl putting her mouth up to another girl, a brunette, in her privy parts? To see such a sick harlot moan in ecstacy as she is pleasured by her sinful partner? Why do women debase themselves by this? Why?

You have no idea how much I want to burst forth, quoting Scripture, and save these young vile sluts! I want to fill them up with the Love of Jesus so bad. I want to fill every part of their bodies with the Holy Spirit. Only then will they be Saved®!

I'm sorry but this is just so wrong in every way and these immoral whores should be killed for it.


Romans 1:25 Who changed the truth of God into a lie, and worshipped and served the creature more than the Creator, who is blessed for ever. Amen.
Romans 1:26 For this cause God gave them up unto vile affections: for even their women did change the natural use into that which is against nature:

Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

Have you ever considered that they were born bisexual and that they are happy that way?

[Benedict A. Davis]

Originally Posted by Church1000

Have you ever considered that they were born bisexual and that they are happy that way?

Have you ever considered that the Bible considers them abominations whether they consider themselves gay,bi or just curious?


Leviticus 18:22 Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination.
1st Kings 14:24 And there were also sodomites in the land: and they did according to all the abominations of the nations which the LORD cast out before the children of Israel.
Matthew 19:4 And he answered and said unto them, Have ye not read, that he which made them at the beginning made them male and female,
Matthew 19:5 And said, For this cause shall a man leave father and mother, and shall cleave to his wife: and they twain shall be one flesh?
Romans 1:25 Who changed the truth of God into a lie, and worshipped and served the creature more than the Creator, who is blessed for ever. Amen.
Romans 1:26 For this cause God gave them up unto vile affections: for even their women did change the natural use into that which is against nature:
Romans 1:27 And likewise also the men, leaving the natural use of the woman, burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly, and receiving in themselves that recompence of their error which was meet.
Romans 1:28 And even as they did not like to retain God in their knowledge, God gave them over to a reprobate mind, to do those things which are not convenient;

Jude 1:7 Even as Sodom and Gomorrha, and the cities about them in like manner, giving themselves over to fornication, and going after strange flesh, are set forth for an example, suffering the vengeance of eternal fire.
Jude 1:8 Likewise also these filthy dreamers defile the flesh, despise dominion, and speak evil of dignities.

Deuteronomy 22:5 The woman shall not wear that which pertaineth unto a man, neither shall a man put on a woman's garment: for all that do so are abomination unto the LORD thy God.

I have loads more.Now you show me where the Lord says homosexual sex is ok, as long as they enjoy it, because they were born that way!