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Are you serious, Woolen Y- fronts ? -
10-03-2010, 02:55 PM
Having lived my life mostly south of the Mason Dixon line I have run into a bit of a problem since relocating in Iowa. I have always followed the Bible in my dress but I am having problems and would like to know what other True Christian men do to facilitate their wardrobe. Of course I am speaking of Leviticus 19.19 and the mixing of fabrics when dressing,
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Ye shall keep my statutes. Thou shalt not let thy cattle gender with a diverse kind: thou shalt not sow thy field with mingled seed: neither shall a garment mingled of linen and woolen come upon thee.
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In the south you would buy a suit that was either Linen,cotton or silk and it was easy to find undergarments of these materials. Recently I went to the Tailors for a couple of winter suits and found that the norm was to buy wool. Do the gentlemen of this area wear woolen Y-fronts as well? That does not seem very comfortable at all. Actually even with shorts it would seem to be prone to chafing. Walking at a brisk pace in wool would almost guarantee the gentleman a case of rug burn. Gentlemen please advise, for now I plan to just stick with cotton and long johns on the colder days.
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Re: Are you serious, Woolen Y- fronts ? -
10-03-2010, 03:30 PM
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Having lived my life mostly south of the Mason Dixon line I have run into a bit of a problem since relocating in Iowa. I have always followed the Bible in my dress but I am having problems and would like to know what other True Christian men do to facilitate their wardrobe. Of course I am speaking of Leviticus 19.19 and the mixing of fabrics when dressing,
In the south you would buy a suit that was either Linen,cotton or silk and it was easy to find undergarments of these materials. Recently I went to the Tailors for a couple of winter suits and found that the norm was to buy wool. Do the gentlemen of this area wear woolen Y-fronts as well? That does not seem very comfortable at all. Actually even with shorts it would seem to be prone to chafing. Walking at a brisk pace in wool would almost guarantee the gentleman a case of rug burn. Gentlemen please advise, for now I plan to just stick with cotton and long johns on the colder days.
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Re: Are you serious, Woolen Y- fronts ? -
10-03-2010, 08:58 PM
Your tailor is (surprise) probably fitting your pants too tightly. Many of them like to do this, to "up" the number of "visible" homogays in a community. It is part of the Gay Agenda.
Keep a close eye on him at all times as he's on his knees fitting the trousers. (He'll try to linger. Don't let him!) When he's done, DEMAND that every seam be let out a full inch.
This should fix any friction problems, and swiftly undermine their plans.
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Re: Are you serious, Woolen Y- fronts ? -
10-03-2010, 09:40 PM
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I have always followed the Bible in my dress
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I don't understand. How can a man follow the Bible in a dress?
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Re: Are you serious, Woolen Y- fronts ? -
10-04-2010, 04:13 AM
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Originally Posted by Benedict A. Davis
Recently I went to the Tailors for a couple of winter suits and found that the norm was to buy wool. Do the gentlemen of this area wear woolen Y-fronts as well? That does not seem very comfortable at all. Actually even with shorts it would seem to be prone to chafing. Walking at a brisk pace in wool would almost guarantee the gentleman a case of rug burn. Gentlemen please advise, for now I plan to just stick with cotton and long johns on the colder days.
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Brother, you seem to misundertand the passage.
It is referring to a single garment made of mixed fibers. Not multiple garments of different fibers.
For example, you might wear a linen suit, cotton shirt, and and nylon fishnet pantyhose a silk tie.
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Re: Are you serious, Woolen Y- fronts ? -
10-04-2010, 12:10 PM
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Brother, you seem to misundertand the passage.
It is referring to a single garment made of mixed fibers. Not multiple garments of different fibers.
For example, you might wear a linen suit, cotton shirt, and and nylon fishnet pantyhose a silk tie.
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If I could only get a consensus on this it would make my purchasing of a winter wardrobe much easier and infinitely more comfortable. As I said before, in the southern states this has never been a problem for me for the last 50 years. In hopes of a speedy resolution to this query I Thank you. I do hope to get a final verdict from church elders before it is considered the true answer.
1 Chronicles 16:15
Be ye mindful always of his covenant; the word which he commanded to a thousand generations ... an everlasting covenant.
Proverbs 30:5,6: Every word of God is pure: he is a shield unto them that put their trust in him.
Add thou not unto his words, lest he reprove thee, and thou be found a liar.
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Re: Are you serious, Woolen Y- fronts ? -
10-04-2010, 11:30 PM
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If I could only get a consensus on this it would make my purchasing of a winter wardrobe much easier and infinitely more comfortable. As I said before, in the southern states this has never been a problem for me for the last 50 years. In hopes of a speedy resolution to this query I Thank you. I do hope to get a final verdict from church elders before it is considered the true answer.
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Well I wear cotton Y-fronts with wool pants. In the summer I tend to wear cotton pants, cotton underwear, but a silk tie. The wife asked a similar question of the women and they said that a wool skirt with a silk blouse was fine, not that they really know what they're talking about. But it seems that the consensus is that each piece of clothing must be 100% whatever fabric.
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Re: Are you serious, Woolen Y- fronts ? -
10-04-2010, 11:58 PM
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If I could only get a consensus on this it would make my purchasing of a winter wardrobe much easier and infinitely more comfortable. As I said before, in the southern states this has never been a problem for me for the last 50 years. In hopes of a speedy resolution to this query I Thank you. I do hope to get a final verdict from church elders before it is considered the true answer.
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Brother, I've conversed with Widow Helen, who thinks I am very much in the wrong. She reminded me that if you believe something to be a stumblingblock, then to you it is a stumblingblock.
I think the Pastors may well agree with Helen that indeed, you of all people should be wearing woolen Y-fronts.
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Re: Are you serious, Woolen Y- fronts ? -
10-05-2010, 01:25 AM
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Brother, I've conversed with Widow Helen, who thinks I am very much in the wrong. She reminded me that if you believe something to be a stumblingblock, then to you it is a stumblingblock.
I think the Pastors may well agree with Helen that indeed, you of all people should be wearing woolen Y-fronts.
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If I have to walk a little slower then that's what I will have to do.
1 Chronicles 16:15
Be ye mindful always of his covenant; the word which he commanded to a thousand generations ... an everlasting covenant.
Proverbs 30:5,6: Every word of God is pure: he is a shield unto them that put their trust in him.
Add thou not unto his words, lest he reprove thee, and thou be found a liar.
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Re: Are you serious, Woolen Y- fronts ? -
10-05-2010, 02:01 AM
Pardon me for interrupting. I believe the answer lies in this Bible verse;
Deuteronomy 22:11 Thou shalt not wear a garment of divers sorts, as of woollen and linen together.
Clearly it is referring to a singular garment.
Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.
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Re: Are you serious, Woolen Y- fronts ? -
10-05-2010, 05:05 AM
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Pardon me for interrupting. I believe the answer lies in this Bible verse;
Deuteronomy 22:11 Thou shalt not wear a garment of divers sorts, as of woollen and linen together.
Clearly it is referring to a singular garment.
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Well, Sister, either Brother Benedict can take the word of a woman, or that of Helen. Which do you think he'll listen to?
Wait a minute . . . I mean . . . Helen is a woman and all, just an experienced woman.
No, no, no, not experienced like that, I mean she's a wise old woman. Er, older, not old.
Oh, you know what I mean! Stop looking at me like that!
Um, let's not show this to Helen, OK?
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Re: Are you serious, Woolen Y- fronts ? -
10-05-2010, 05:11 AM
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Well, Sister, either Brother Benedict can take the word of a woman, or that of Helen. Which do you think he'll listen to?
Wait a minute . . . I mean . . . Oh, you know what I mean!
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Rev. M. Rodimer let me put it this way. Just say I wanted to wear a mink fur coat. If the garment was singular, then I would just wear the coat, and maybe a matching hat. If it was meant as plural, then I would have to wear mink underwear, skirt, blouse, top and shoes.
Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.
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Re: Are you serious, Woolen Y- fronts ? -
10-05-2010, 10:22 AM
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Rev. M. Rodimer let me put it this way. Just say I wanted to wear a mink fur coat. If the garment was singular, then I would just wear the coat, and maybe a matching hat. If it was meant as plural, then I would have to wear mink underwear, skirt, blouse, top and shoes.
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I am sorry Lisa but I will have to draw the line before getting to mink skivies....at best that sounds rather ......homerish! Definitely not, no definitely not.
1 Chronicles 16:15
Be ye mindful always of his covenant; the word which he commanded to a thousand generations ... an everlasting covenant.
Proverbs 30:5,6: Every word of God is pure: he is a shield unto them that put their trust in him.
Add thou not unto his words, lest he reprove thee, and thou be found a liar.
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Re: Are you serious, Woolen Y- fronts ? -
10-05-2010, 10:32 AM
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I am sorry Lisa but I will have to draw the line before getting to mink skivies....at best that sounds rather ......homerish! Definitely not, no definitely not.
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Brother Benedict I was no way implying that you should wear such a thing. I was just trying to provide an example of if I chose to a wear mink coat.
Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.
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Re: Are you serious, Woolen Y- fronts ? -
10-05-2010, 03:16 PM
I think it may be time to get the knitting needles out i think i can see a gap in the market.
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Re: Are you serious, Woolen Y- fronts ? -
10-05-2010, 05:42 PM
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I am sorry Lisa but I will have to draw the line before getting to mink skivies....at best that sounds rather ......homerish! Definitely not, no definitely not.
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Widow Helen is absolutely convinced that you should definitely wear woolen Y-fronts. She would, in fact, like to buy you some, as long as you promise to wear them to dinner at the Dewitt's Thursday. Seems she's making another batch of her famous meat pies!
Brother Tannor, Helen asked whether your friend Jolene could come help in making the pies.
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I think it may be time to get the knitting needles out i think i can see a gap in the market.
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Sister, if there's a gap, wouldn't a needle and thread be more appropriate?
I typically use a safety pin, or sometimes a staple.
Bible boring? Nonsense!
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Re: Are you serious, Woolen Y- fronts ? -
10-05-2010, 07:33 PM
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Widow Helen is absolutely convinced that you should definitely wear woolen Y-fronts. She would, in fact, like to buy you some, as long as you promise to wear them to dinner at the Dewitt's Thursday. Seems she's making another batch of her famous meat pies!
Brother Tannor, Helen asked whether your friend Jolene could come help in making the pies.
Sister, if there's a gap, wouldn't a needle and thread be more appropriate?
I typically use a safety pin, or sometimes a staple.
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Reverend R. please thank Helen for thinking about me but she has no need to rush any woolen wear just yet. I will continue in comfortable cotton clothing until snow is on the ground as I said before all this is in preparation for a cold winter.By then I hope to have a final decision made by the elders on this matter. I have noticed that I am not the only person confused by this passage. Also please tell Helen that I have received no invite for dinner on Thursday. The only problem might be with Roger. Brother Tannor and I have been trying to help him out around his house since his helping hands monkey, Skippy, ran off last weekend, hopefully he will come home soon as Roger does need his help.
1 Chronicles 16:15
Be ye mindful always of his covenant; the word which he commanded to a thousand generations ... an everlasting covenant.
Proverbs 30:5,6: Every word of God is pure: he is a shield unto them that put their trust in him.
Add thou not unto his words, lest he reprove thee, and thou be found a liar.
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Re: Are you serious, Woolen Y- fronts ? -
10-05-2010, 08:47 PM
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Reverend R. please thank Helen for thinking about me but she has no need to rush any woolen wear just yet. I will continue in comfortable cotton clothing until snow is on the ground as I said before all this is in preparation for a cold winter.By then I hope to have a final decision made by the elders on this matter. I have noticed that I am not the only person confused by this passage. Also please tell Helen that I have received no invite for dinner on Thursday. The only problem might be with Roger. Brother Tannor and I have been trying to help him out around his house since his helping hands monkey, Skippy, ran off last weekend, hopefully he will come home soon as Roger does need his help.
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I don't believe Roger is invited, or Brother Tannor for that matter. Helen only asked for Jolene, to help in the kitchen. Apparently, Jolene can provide the key ingredient for the next batch of meat pies.
Helen says the meat should be especially tender, as it's been marinated for years. Or maybe she said "pickled". Something like that.
I'm sure Helen will send some of the Jolene Special Pies to the trailer park. She does so love to share!
Oh, she asked me to post this picture of a recent creation:
Hope you find Skippy soon. I'm sure he's right under your nose somewhere!
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Re: Are you serious, Woolen Y- fronts ? -
10-05-2010, 09:04 PM
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Brother Tannor, Helen asked whether your friend Jolene could come help in making the pies.
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I just got off the phone with Jolene. Just between you and me, I think she may have been into her cough medicine a bit, but she said she'd be "derighted ta come and hep out, buuuh I (hic) godda fine sumppin' ta wear in sussssshhhh a hoity toity plaaasssssse - thay godda dubbba-wide trailer, righ?"
I'm pretty sure that meant yes.
She also mentioned something about powdering up her pie so it would be nice and sweet smelling when she arrived.
Funny, I never heard of powder being used in pies, but then what do I know. I'll let her and Helen work that out.
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The only problem might be with Roger. Brother Tannor and I have been trying to help him out around his house since his helping hands monkey, Skippy, ran off last weekend, hopefully he will come home soon as Roger does need his help.
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Great news, Brother Benedict, Skippy is back!
He was outside my door when I went out to dump the trash. Poor little guy was all dirty, his loin cloth was missing, and had a suspicious looking smudge was on his collar.
There was a convoy of gypsies passing through the area and they spent a few nights just outside the trailer court in that city park next to us and I suspect they may had something to do with Skippy's disappearance.
I believe they might have tried to kidnap Skippy and press into some sort of degenerate breeding program involving their organ grinder's simian. I saw that monkey he had and, well, in my opinion, it was really ugly - certainly not a MILF (in this case the M is for monkey, if you get my drift) - but then my taste in monkeys is set at a pretty high bar.
But then, we are talking about Skippy, and maybe his bar isn't that high.
Anyway, he's back, and Roger showed his joy by balancing a scotch bottle on his nose. And who am I not to share in the happiness?
Odd that I didn't receive an invitation to the dinner. Probably just an oversight, or it got lost in the mail. What time should I show up?
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Re: Are you serious, Woolen Y- fronts ? -
10-05-2010, 09:09 PM
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I don't believe Roger is invited, or Brother Tannor for that matter.
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With all due respect, Reverend, you're in Indiana. What would you know about this exclusive little soirée for local habitués?
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