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Lego – The Building Block of Satan! -
08-07-2009, 08:06 PM
Lego – The Building Block of Satan!
When I asked my 4 year old cousin what he wanted for his birthday, 'Lego' was his reply. Naturally, I had to check-out first whether this toy was safe for Christian children.
Turns out this Satanic toy actually comes from Denmark (See the God Hates Denmark Thread), and was invented by the very same Danish pervert who brought us the sick sexual 'Masturbation Simulaton' toy for kids - The Yo-Yo!!
Then I found out that the word 'Lego' is actually the abbreviation between two words - 'Le' and 'God', meaning 'THE God'. Did the creator of these Satanic toys intend them to be worshipped by children? It certainly appears that way.
Lets have a look at some of these Satanic toys -
Towel-head lego!
Harry Potter Lego !!!
Homersexual Lego! WARNING! KIDS LOOK AWAY NOW !!!!!!
Satan himself in Lego !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And even Lego retardeds !
And whores !!!!!!!!!!!!!
Disgusting! Utterly disgusting! Only in Denmark could they make abominations like this, and market it for kids!
Parents, beware! Lego is the Devil !
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08-08-2009, 03:58 AM
This is just so disturbing.
I am microwaving my old Legos into a safe puddle of plastic goo right now to render them safe for disposal.
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08-08-2009, 09:19 PM
When I was younger, I used to play with lego; building houses with them. Sad how much Lego has changed over the years.
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08-08-2009, 09:40 PM
...and yet we have http://www.thebricktestament.com/ a simple, innocent site displaying for children and retards the Glory which is God.
This is one of my favorites
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Re: Lego – The Building Block of Satan! -
08-08-2009, 09:54 PM
Once I put together a hotel made out of Legos for my HULK HOGAN action figures.
I OWN OVER 100 HULK HOGAN ACTION FIGURES.
I create hotels made to generate plastic HULK HOGAN love from the base of their feet to the ziggurats pointing towards the sky and help release love and energy from HULK HOGAN action figures from the sky zenith downwards to the bowels of the earth feeding the real HULK HOGAN energy to destroy locusts and Communists.
Even plastic "toys" but more accurately EFFIGIES OF THE GREAT HOGAN can stir the power within everyone to rise up against SOVIET LOCUST SWARMS and FAKE POSTAL WORKERS. Most people in the post office are imposters. They throw away all the real mail and replace it with ANTI-SPACESHIP JESUS LITERATURE and ANARCHIST PROPOGANDA and HOMOSEXUAL AGENDA.
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Re: Lego – The Building Block of Satan! -
08-08-2009, 10:49 PM
What the hell is wrong with lego your going over the top now
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Re: Lego – The Building Block of Satan! -
08-08-2009, 11:55 PM
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Ah it looks like a way to try and sucker in the innocent and then once they begin buying the innocent lego products the company begins to promote the vile ones to them.
Sick marketing and terribly disturbing. If I have have a child I will never allow these nasty toys into the household.
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08-09-2009, 04:04 AM
Who needs a dragon made out of legos? If I'm going for dragons, I want them made out of steel!
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Re: Lego – The Building Block of Satan! -
08-09-2009, 07:16 PM
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When I was younger, I used to play with lego; building houses with them. Sad how much Lego has changed over the years.
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I couldn't agree more. Me and my brothers used to play lego for hours in our grand mothers house. Making innocent things like houses. Oh how times change.
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Re: Lego – The Building Block of Satan! -
08-09-2009, 08:23 PM
This is worth posting again:
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08-09-2009, 10:13 PM
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Re: Lego – The Building Block of Satan! -
08-10-2009, 12:10 PM
I'd like to point out that lego Satan there has a head that looks... I don't know, ceramic? I just can't remember what material it's called, but it isn't the normal plastics used by Lego, so I don't think Lego produces mini-Satans, but rather someone decided to make a 'special' head for it.
I'd think of some sort of backup for Lego for the whole terrorist thing, but... I just can't. That kind of IS over the top for Lego. I think the 'Lego retarded' is supposed to be Stephen Hawking who, despite his appearance, is a rather intelligent man, just physically disabled.
The Lego whore looks like it was made in some sort of 3D animation studio, probably not by Lego, but who's to say, really?
Looking upon these things, for the most part, I would say don't blame the producer, blame the people who twist it into terrible things. (I will not hold it against you for thinking less of them for the whole terrorist thing; it's just insane beyond most reason.)
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Re: Lego – The Building Block of Satan! -
08-10-2009, 02:19 PM
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Look pal, I am not sure where you come from (C17, what is that, a point of reference from 'Battleship'?) but you words are not very Godly.
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Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
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Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Re: Lego – The Building Block of Satan! -
08-11-2009, 08:37 AM
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Lego – The Building Block of Satan!
When I asked my 4 year old cousin what he wanted for his birthday, 'Lego' was his reply. Naturally, I had to check-out first whether this toy was safe for Christian children.
Turns out this Satanic toy actually comes from Denmark (See the God Hates Denmark Thread), and was invented by the very same Danish pervert who brought us the sick sexual 'Masturbation Simulaton' toy for kids - The Yo-Yo!!
Then I found out that the word 'Lego' is actually the abbreviation between two words - 'Le' and 'God', meaning 'THE God'. Did the creator of these Satanic toys intend them to be worshipped by children? It certainly appears that way.
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I dont know who told you how the lego got its name but it is wrong. LEGO is a contractions of two Danish words LEG and GODT which means PLAY and GOOD/WELL and have nothing to do with God as God in Danish is GUD
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Re: Lego – The Building Block of Satan! -
08-11-2009, 08:52 AM
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I dont know who told you how the lego got its name but it is wrong. LEGO is a contractions of two Danish words LEG and GODT which means PLAY and GOOD/WELL and have nothing to do with God as God in Danish is GUD
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Why would "Lego" come from Danish words when Danish is not a major world language? French and English, on the other hand, are truly international languages. Lego Corporation is savvy to business and world politics and would never name their product after the obscure Danish language.
"Le" - French for "The"
"Go" - Contraction of English for "God"
It makes more sense because if you combine the French and English you get LeGod, but if you use Danish you get LegGodt. The first one sounds more like "Lego".
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Re: Lego – The Building Block of Satan! -
08-11-2009, 09:01 AM
because it was invented by a dane that did not speak frence or english
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08-11-2009, 09:06 AM
futhermore it means "I put together" or "I assemble" in latin
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Re: Lego – The Building Block of Satan! -
08-11-2009, 09:07 AM
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because it was invented by a dane that did not speak frence or english
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I find that hard to believe. How could you live in Europe and not speak French or English? Those languages are required to graduate high school!
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08-11-2009, 09:14 AM
in denmark very few speak frence, it is nor required to learn at any level. Furthermore, the inventer was a carpenter and he inventet lego in the 1930's. How many carpenters in the 30's spoke several languages.
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Re: Lego – The Building Block of Satan! -
12-19-2009, 05:21 PM
Ok, I just joined to defend the satanic legos section of this forum.
First of all you need to stop attacking innocent toys intended to teach children how to use and explore their artistic and creative skills.
Satanic Legos!!!?
The legos you posted pictures of are assembled from several different sets of legos. There is no such thing as a terrorist lego set.
a) The white towel piece for the head came from a ninja
set.
b) the guns are from star wars sets and indiana jones
(not sure where the grenades came from - but my guess would be that they were probably molded by someone)
c) and as far as i know there is no such thing as a Madonna lego figure. (that one looks like something someone made up on the computer...aka rendered it in a program)
anyway, you can build just about anything with legos and make them into whatever you want. If i wanted to i could make Satan out of enough red legos if i had the time or the desire. The point is that legos are not the problem. People are. Do you blame the artist or the tools he/she used to make the art?
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