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Default Re: Yo. 'Sup? - 10-29-2014, 12:12 PM

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Who is to say God isn't gonna heal them? May be He is. You can't tell Him when He is gonna heal or not. May be He has a purpose for them with that.

Let me guess....Next you'll tell me Utau is evil and demonic. *Laughs*
There are people who God doesn't ever heal. Aspies are one such demon-infested retard, the other is amputees. He hates those guys.



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Default Re: Yo. 'Sup? - 10-29-2014, 03:49 PM

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There are people who God doesn't ever heal. Aspies are one such demon-infested retard, the other is amputees. He hates those guys.
Indeed He does, brother. And not without good reason. I wonder if this Daigo has crushed testicles as well. Between him, his wife, and his girlfriend, that would be an epic hat-trick of sin.


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Default Re: Hello. How are you? - 10-29-2014, 11:41 PM

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Utau is not Auto Tune at all. Utau is a program in which you record syllables and then can make your voice sing it in what ever way by composing the music and lyrics your self in to the program. Most of us use it to create actual singing characters which say give a voice to our own OCs we make up. It's pretty fun. ((I like to sing normally too but some of my friends can't//don't and lend me their voices for Utau)).
So in essence you are cheating by pretending to be able to sing in a voice not given to you by God. Next you'll have little girls strapping on artificial dongs and pretending they are boys. Sounds inspired by that great foul worm Satan to me!


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Default Re: Hello. How are you? - 10-30-2014, 12:42 AM

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I don't have a position other than I think you guys are wacked. I'm not religious so uh. What exactly do you want me to debate?
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14 And he was casting out a devil, and it was dumb. And it came to pass, when the devil was gone out, the dumb spake; and the people wondered.
KJV .. context
This is not a debate forum. However, you did raise some points regarding the voice or more particularly about language. There are several reasons why a person might not be able to speak. Perhaps while watching someone chop wood the head could fly off the axe and strike me in the neck, with no voice box I would then be mute but that is not demon possession.

The Bible explains how other forms of aphasia are caused by devils. Luke, as a doctor, knew about the difference and included the above passage as an example of Jesus' authority over the hadean denizens. Satan's victim in this case was capable of lanuage but was occupied by a devil which was not itself capable. Jesus was very clear on the point. He was casting out a devil, and it was dumb. Christians are compassionate people but even if we were not, Jesus explains, we would know not to feed scorpions to those requesting eggs. There are just two types pf person:
  1. Christians
  2. Evil people
But if a person cannot speak, how can I tell what they want? Well they might write it down or do Makaton or something—"eat" is part of stage one vocabulary in Makaton, that is the most basic level—but aphasic demons often have universal effect on an individual's language skill eliminating it altogether.

The program you've described enables sampled voice data to be retrieved and played in a predetermined order with a pitch element included. Other methods have also been developed, for example by assigning words to buttons or across a keyboard

The blue section relates to drinks.
even a person not understanding language at all will learn that by pressing the blue triangle they'll get a drink. Not a scorpion. This is a very simple example and the most effective results are with words making someone laugh. Learning is very rapid in that case and two people could be encouraged to assign words (or other sounds such as explosions) to make one another laugh. Apparently swear words are rather popular because aphasics are not otherwise able to swear. But now they can! They like it because of the effect it has on other people and for that to work they need to recognise that other people are, indeed, other. That can be very valuable for developing Theory Of Mind where the asperger demon is active.

No doubt in one of your songs you could assign swear words, profanities and blasphemy to be retrieved and played back at different pitches too. But is it edifying? About as edifying as great clawed demonic monsters cruising to see if anyone's in the market for a blast of nostril fire or having a rock dropped on their head.

What these people need is Bibles. Once they accept Jesus as their personal Lord and Saviour the demons will depart. They will speak and interact effectively with others. There are many other examples of Jesus casting out these demons (and other types too) attested by a medical professional in the case of Luke. That is very strong evidence for me. Jesus also healed sickness. But this is not sickness. This is reality.

And just as we know that Jesus is now in Heaven because His departure thence was witnessed (again recorded by Luke and attested by many others) so we can be just as certain that all these demon possessed wretches are headed directly for HELL. After a lifetime of suffering.

God loves us however and has made a way for us to be Redeemed from perdition and by reading The Bible we learn just how sure a hope that promise really is.

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Default Re: Yo. 'Sup? - 06-17-2015, 08:15 AM

3. Assburgers is a gateway mindset to atheism and homerism.[/QUOTE]

I am Aspergers and have never been an atheist and hate homosexuality. Aspergers are often very clever people, and some of us are also Christians. We are not slow or immoral as some like to insinuate.


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Default Re: Yo. 'Sup? - 06-17-2015, 08:37 AM

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Aspergers are often very clever people, and some of us are also Christians. We are not slow or immoral as some like to insinuate.
You are certainly repetitive.

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Asperger's are often clever and not lesser beings....
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If you did any research you would know that many Asperger's people have high IQ`s and some have even written books on the subject. I did well at school and was in advanced English, so do not insult my intelligence by insinuating that I am not clever. You do not know me.
Ah, but with every post we are getting to know you better and I am extremely sorry to have to say that, as yet, we have seen little (if any) evidence of even normal, average intelligence.

I am reminded of the Bellman in the pervert Lewis Carroll's poem, The Hunting of the Snark.

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"Just the place for a Snark!" the Bellman cried,
As he landed his crew with care;
Supporting each man on the top of the tide
By a finger entwined in his hair.

"Just the place for a Snark! I have said it twice:
That alone should encourage the crew.
Just the place for a Snark! I have said it thrice:
What I tell you three times is true.
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It isn't, you know. It really isn't.

I will pray for you.


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Default Re: Yo. 'Sup? - 06-17-2015, 08:40 AM

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...I am Aspergers and have never been an atheist and hate homosexuality...
Stop doing it, then.


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Default Re: Yo. 'Sup? - 06-17-2015, 01:26 PM

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Stop doing it, then.
Do my eyes deceive me? Has our resident Jesus-hater just admonished someone to give up the retard?



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Do my eyes deceive me? Has our resident Jesus-hater just admonished someone to give up the retard?

It was just a matter of time, Brother Smyth...I've always felt that The Lord was chipping away at the scales over his eyes. Praise Jesus that this annoying, retarded gutter-slut acted as the catalyst to begin bringing His Glory into sharper focus for Mr. Much. Christ will wear him down eventually, and on that day, I will be proud to call him Brother!
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