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Default Re: Thank you Rev. Jim Osborne for the cute Pediabear underwear! - 07-11-2010, 02:24 PM
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Oh, so I'm not allowed to refer to myself in the first person now? Fine. We are L. E. Gion. We are many.
What everyone is trying to tell you;
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2. If you do not agree, fine ask questions but don't try and change us.
3. People here have been nice to you but you start insulting them.

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Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
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Default Re: Thank you Rev. Jim Osborne for the cute Pediabear underwear! - 07-11-2010, 02:29 PM
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No, you took specific, out-of-context quotes that fitted your agenda. That's not proving anything.
You are lying. Allow me to prove to everyone visiting this forum that you are indeed lying.

You said: "Repeatedly saying I am without any proof of such other than Zekey-boyo renaming me "TheDrunkenScot", isn't going to make any of those true.". You clearly are accusing our Pastor of renaming you here.

Then you said: "Well, since he was the one who gave me the infraction that coincided with my renaming, I assume it was him." making clear you are having no proof whatsoever and that your accusation was based on an assumption.

Please feel free to add anything you posted that I left out here that contradicts what I am saying here.

We all know that you will fail completely at that and that all you are doing here is trying to change the subject to distract everyone from you getting caught in the act. You are fooling no one. Not the visitors of this forum and not God. Proverbs 15:3 "The eyes of the LORD are in every place, beholding the evil and the good."

Perhaps you should stop drinking so much and stop selling your body to other men to pay for all the alcohol and ask Jesus for forgiveness instead. There is still time to save your soul before it is too late.

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Default Re: Thank you Rev. Jim Osborne for the cute Pediabear underwear! - 07-11-2010, 02:29 PM
hello DrunkenScot.

And welcome to Landover.



I am mystified as to why you feel the need to hyjack this lovely thread by Felicity graciously thanking someone for a very generous gift, with your anti-God anti-Christian anti-Landover garbage.

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Default Re: Thank you Rev. Jim Osborne for the cute Pediabear underwear! - 07-11-2010, 02:30 PM
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What everyone is trying to tell you;
1. This is a True Christian Forum. Respect Christianity even if you do not believe.
2. If you do not agree, fine ask questions but don't try and change us.
3. People here have been nice to you but you start insulting them.
1. I respect Christians who don't treat everyone like scum.
2. I thought debate and questioning wasn't allowed here?
3. No-one here has been nice to me. I have been falsely accused of drunkenness, homosexuality, and prostitution. That's not being nice. That's libelous claims.

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Default Re: Thank you Rev. Jim Osborne for the cute Pediabear underwear! - 07-11-2010, 02:39 PM
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1. I respect Christians who don't treat everyone like scum.
2. I thought debate and questioning wasn't allowed here?
3. No-one here has been nice to me. I have been falsely accused of drunkenness, homosexuality, and prostitution. That's not being nice. That's libelous claims.
I have been trying hard to respect your opinions and be nice to you. Please give some thought to what I have said. You really have started on the wrong foot here.

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Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
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Default Re: Thank you Rev. Jim Osborne for the cute Pediabear underwear! - 07-11-2010, 02:40 PM
Sorry Felicity for making such comments on your thread.

Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.
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Default Re: Thank you Rev. Jim Osborne for the cute Pediabear underwear! - 07-11-2010, 02:51 PM
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1. I respect Christians who don't treat everyone like scum.
2. I thought debate and questioning wasn't allowed here?
3. No-one here has been nice to me. I have been falsely accused of drunkenness, homosexuality, and prostitution. That's not being nice. That's libelous claims.
I see some congratulations to you are in order. You have just begun your 6th day ''of being abused'' on this website. Some might feel that you are a bit masochistic if you truly feel abused but keep running back for more. That is some people, not me though.
Just think 6 days, The Lord created Heaven, Earth, everything in that time. Many evolutionist minds feel those 6 days were near an eternity, you have just experienced those 6 days, does it feel like forever?

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Be ye mindful always of his covenant; the word which he commanded to a thousand generations ... an everlasting covenant.
Proverbs 30:5,6: Every word of God is pure: he is a shield unto them that put their trust in him.
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Default Re: Thank you Rev. Jim Osborne for the cute Pediabear underwear! - 07-11-2010, 03:06 PM
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1. I respect Christians who don't treat everyone like scum.
2. I thought debate and questioning wasn't allowed here?
3. No-one here has been nice to me. I have been falsely accused of drunkenness, homosexuality, and prostitution. That's not being nice. That's libelous claims.
Oh don't be such a little girl whinging cry baby. We all start at Landover as unsaved trash until we prove ourselves.

Think about it kiddo. How would the Lord our God see us? Would you die right this minute and stand before Saint Peter and say "open the pearly gates. I am here" or would you be humble and a tad sheepish and 'fess up to God and say "hey God. I am a sinner and have done some shit stuff. But I love you and Jesus and try my best to be good. I screw up every now and then and have done some really suss stuff, but God I do truly love ya and do try my best."

When you say that no one here has been "nice" to you is it because no one will pamper to your wants and agree with you? Have you heard of tough love?

we could all sit here and nod our heads and go yeah yeah yeah but if that were not God's desire and the result was HELL would we be doing the right thing by you?

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Default Re: Thank you Rev. Jim Osborne for the cute Pediabear underwear! - 07-11-2010, 03:13 PM
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Oh don't be such a little girl whinging cry baby. We all start at Landover as unsaved trash until we prove ourselves.

Think about it kiddo. How would the Lord our God see us? Would you die right this minute and stand before Saint Peter and say "open the pearly gates. I am here" or would you be humble and a tad sheepish and 'fess up to God and say "hey God. I am a sinner and have done some shit stuff. But I love you and Jesus and try my best to be good. I screw up every now and then and have done some really suss stuff, but God I do truly love ya and do try my best."

When you say that no one here has been "nice" to you is it because no one will pamper to your wants and agree with you? Have you heard of tough love?

we could all sit here and nod our heads and go yeah yeah yeah but if that were not God's desire and the result was HELL would we be doing the right thing by you?
Neither. I'd be under the ground, decomposing, while ABSOLUTELY NOTHING HAPPENED. You die, you get buried, that's it.

Micah 4:4-5 ...But they shall sit every man under his vine and under his fig tree; and none shall make them afraid: for the mouth of the LORD of hosts hat spoken it. For all people will walk every one in the name of their gods, and we will walk in the name of the LORD our God for ever and ever.
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Neither. I'd be under the ground, decomposing, while ABSOLUTELY NOTHING HAPPENED. You die, you get buried, that's it.
Why don't you start your own thread with your atheist belief instead of corrupting young Felicity's thread.

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Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.
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Default Re: Thank you Rev. Jim Osborne for the cute Pediabear underwear! - 07-11-2010, 05:02 PM
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Why don't you start your own thread with your atheist belief instead of corrupting young Felicity's thread.
Nah, I'd rather spread the really good word to as many people as possible, not just a few.

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Funny how everywhere else on the net recognises this image as Pedobear except you guys... but then, I have seen threads on here advocating sex with 15 and 12 year old girls, as long as you're good and drunk beforehand.

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Default Re: Thank you Rev. Jim Osborne for the cute Pediabear underwear! - 07-11-2010, 05:24 PM
@Lisa H It's not your fault that this awful TheDrunkenScot atheist talks about everything but my underwear.

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Default Re: Thank you Rev. Jim Osborne for the cute Pediabear underwear! - 07-11-2010, 05:31 PM
Why does he get such a big avatar image?

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Default Re: Thank you Rev. Jim Osborne for the cute Pediabear underwear! - 07-11-2010, 05:36 PM
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Why don't you start your own thread with your atheist belief instead of corrupting young Felicity's thread.
He won't do that, because he knows no one will visit it.

He's addicted to attention.

He doesn't like it when Christians talk about Christian matters on their own Christian forum.

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Default Re: Thank you Rev. Jim Osborne for the cute Pediabear underwear! - 07-11-2010, 05:38 PM
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@Lisa H It's not your fault that this awful TheDrunkenScot atheist talks about everything but my underwear.
You really want him to take more interest in your underwear!?

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Default Re: Thank you Rev. Jim Osborne for the cute Pediabear underwear! - 07-11-2010, 05:39 PM
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No, you took specific, out-of-context quotes that fitted your agenda. That's not proving anything.
At least he didn't plagiarize text and substitute words to fit his agenda. Like you did.

Hypocrite.

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Default Re: Thank you Rev. Jim Osborne for the cute Pediabear underwear! - 07-11-2010, 05:41 PM
Just trying to knock some sense into you.

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Default Re: Thank you Rev. Jim Osborne for the cute Pediabear underwear! - 07-11-2010, 05:53 PM
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Just trying to knock some sense into you.
Perhaps you should bang your head against a wall until the things you say are starting to make sense. If it doesn't work at first, just bang harder.

The underwear looks nice Felicity, but it seems not all the atheists here can handle Rev. Jim Osborne giving you a nice innocent gift. It seems some people are so evil and corrupt that they have become incapable of seeing the good in people.

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Default Re: Thank you Rev. Jim Osborne for the cute Pediabear underwear! - 07-11-2010, 05:54 PM
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You really want him to take more interest in your underwear!?
She's just a little girl, stop reading such disgusting things into her posts.

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Default Re: Thank you Rev. Jim Osborne for the cute Pediabear underwear! - 07-11-2010, 06:21 PM
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You really want him to take more interest in your underwear!?
Well, that's what this thread's about, right? We don't want to get off-topic here...

So, I'll try to get back on track. I'm afraid the image link is broken, but I can imagine it's a wonderful pair of underwear. Rev. Jim is such a kind, generous soul.

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