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Default Re: A Bible Lesson for Children on 3,000 Dead - 09-19-2007, 09:59 PM

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No wonder our children coming out of Sunday School are so MESSED UP today!! You know, loves, YOUR god is obviously a SCHIZOPHRENIC. On the one hand he's a killer, jealous, angry, full of wrath yet on the other hand he's loving, merciful, kind...blah, blah, blah...So WHICH is he? Killers are INSANE! Even for a god to command the slaughter of 3000 INNOCENT people makes that "god" insane!! I cannot believe, loves, that you worship such a MURDEROUS being!!
Not that some psycho like you could understand. God shows great love to HIS people, everyone else can just be gotten rid of in the most advantagous to God's holy people. Kinda like the Nazi's sis to the Joo's. With the furnaces and the like. And since neither cared for Jesus, he let it happen, all for God rightous people to witness against both groups.

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What a precotious little girl you are! I would give you candy or something, except that the last time I brought candy to a child I'd met online the police showed up instead and things got a bit...Messy
been there,done it, and beat the rap to prove it.

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Default Re: A Bible Lesson for Children on 3,000 Dead - 09-19-2007, 09:59 PM

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I don't fink so Mr. Myer-man. Mawmy says you don't read alligators ina Bibow; it's all jess' like it says.

I'ma go break alla liddow Billy graven soldiers now on accounta them're bad fer peopow!
That's right, dear, the Bible is just like it says.

This is why you must take Billy's graven images away from him right away.

If he gets mad and starts to cry, don't worry, it's only demons in his colon. But True Christians™ can't sin, so they won't hurt you.



1st Timothy 2: 9 In like manner also, that women adorn themselves in modest apparel, with shamefacedness and sobriety; not with broided hair, or gold, or pearls, or costly array;
1st Timothy 2: 10 But (which becometh women professing godliness) with good works ...


1 Timothy 5: 16 If any man or woman that believeth have widows, let them relieve them, and let not the church be charged; that it may relieve them that are widows indeed ...

Proverbs 31: 26 She openeth her mouth with wisdom; and in her tongue is the law of kindness ...
Proverbs 31: 27 She looketh well to the ways of her household, and eateth not the bread of idleness ...
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Default Re: A Bible Lesson for Children on 3,000 Dead - 05-23-2010, 01:56 AM

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And I cannot believe, friend, that you don't worship Him! You've seen what He can be like - do you really want to get on His bad side?
Maybe she/he refuses to be a coward and follow someone who is a murderous being. If someone does horrible things that you disagree with, you're going to follow him just because you're afraid of them? Cowardly.


Psalm 14:1 The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
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Maybe she/he refuses to be a coward and follow someone who is a murderous being. If someone does horrible things that you disagree with, you're going to follow him just because you're afraid of them? Cowardly.
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Sweet Lord Jesus,
I want to pray for those who persecute me, my Lord.
Please, treat their children as you treated those of Egypt, when they upset you! (Psalm 135:8-9)
Dash their little children against the stones for their fathers iniquity! (Psalm 137:8-9)
Hit them on the cheek, and smash out their teeth! (Psalm 3:7)
Make their death and descent into Hell swift and terrible! (Psalm 55:15)
Scatter their broken bodies over the streets of their evil cities, like Benghazi, Amsterdam, Tokyo and Mecca! (Psalm 110:6)
Praised be Your Glorious Name™.

Amen.

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Default Re: A Bible Lesson for Children on 3,000 Dead - 05-24-2010, 11:51 PM

The power of God's word. I read Pastor Zeke's sermon to my grandchildren last night as a bedtime story. I could hear them awake half the night praying.

Praise the Holy Word of God and Jesus ,Amen!
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Default Re: A Bible Lesson for Children on 3,000 Dead - 05-30-2010, 10:08 PM

Bring the lesson home!

As I was reading this thread, the Lord shared with me a small revelation as to how He might be served even better.

Who has seen a diaroma? For those who have not, they are little physical displays depicting events or concepts using models, figurines etc.

My own experience with them came during numerous trips to Gettysburg, Pa. This is where the offensive Mr. Lincoln read out his mealy-mouthed little "proclamation" that attempted to negate God's law on the issue of slavery.

Traipsing endlessly from one tourist trap to another, I saw the battle tale told with beautifully rendered little minature landscapes that were replete with details of topography but lacking in the precise depiction of the many bloody corpses. Still, seeing the same battle displayed over and over again with 1/2" figures, 1" figures, 2" figures, 4" figures and 6" figures certainly drove home its intended educational effect. I never need to return to Gettysburg ever again, thanks to the thorough presentation of the material in 3-D minaturized glory.

So, here is what the Lord shared with me.

Children sometimes have trouble grasping difficult concepts through words alone. Landover Baptist needs to sponsor a diaroma project.

The children themselves could be put to work, using their tiny little fingers for hours on end to paint clearly detailed figures depicting the slaying of the 3,000 at God's Holy command. By applying the blood to the slain sinners themselves, the children will be given a tactile experience to reinforce the telling of what might seem an unimaginable tale of slaughter.

You see that the benefits are many fold. The children's mallible little minds, innocent little eyes, and nimble little fingers would be occupied almost endlessly as they are directed to get in and there and paint the details of every gut spilling, heart-piercing, head-lopped-off wound. With the fingers thus occupied, they would not have the opportunity to put their grubby little fingers up their snotty little noses or do other filthy things.

The hands on experience with the red paint and the after effects of seeing such Godly inspired carnage laid out in precise detail will fill the children with pride at their own assistance in rendering God's Word to those who cannot take the time to read the actual verses. They will more clearly be able internalize the anguish felt by those slain and the courage of those who took up the sword on the Lord's behalf.

Once the diaroma is set up, the church could capitalize on the much needed morality tale by selling tickets to visit the exhibt. If it proves profitable, the children can be further employed during their non-school, non-Bible reading hours to paint more and more blood-soaked figures as the demand increases. Think of it ! They will learn as they work. God's provision for them and the need for obediance at all costs will be written into their hearts with every stroke of possibly lead-based paint.

If this idea does prove profitable in some small way to LBC, God has informed me that I will be awarded 25% off the gross sales, which really only amounts to 15 %, as I will, of course, be tithing back to the church.

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Default Re: A Bible Lesson for Children on 3,000 Dead - 04-16-2015, 03:18 AM

Glory!!


Who Will Jesus Damn?

Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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